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Ha! Ha! Ha! Bush nominated for the golden rasberry!
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Hey strokeoff, wrong forum.
Stupid canadians.
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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
Hey strokeoff, wrong forum.
Stupid canadians.
Oh really?
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When have I ever shown any affinity for iWrite?
You are a moron.
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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
You are a moron.
I love you too, sweetheart!!
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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
When have I ever shown any affinity for iWrite?
You are a moron.
Hey CO, what's the opposite to "lesson"?
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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
... Stupid canadians.
Badidea? Elbe? Canadian?
Badidea - you Canadian?
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Originally posted by effgee:
Badidea? Elbe? Canadian?
"Wrong side of the river Elbe" � we know where that is. It's in the area around Hamburg and east, west, south and north of that. Could be Canada.
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Originally posted by TETENAL:
"Wrong side of the river Elbe" � we know where that is. It's in the area around Hamburg and east, west, south and north of that. Could be Canada.
Well, when talking about the "original" Hamburg - the one where all the Krauts live - "wrong side of the river Elbe" usually refers to folks who live south of the river, which can be considered the "wrong" side for various reasons. Everyone who's been to/lived in HH will know ...
Oh boy, I'm so confused ...
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Hey badidea I was looking at your photogalleries and saw you were in Paris pretty much at the exact same time as I was - may 31st 2004 - I stopped there for a few coffees and smokes on my way to Spain.
Your cover is blown you can stop following me now
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I live on the right (right) side of the river Elbe but work on the wrong (left) side (the AIRBUS factory)! Yes, that's not Canada!
Voodoo: I already stopped following you - this job was continued by a french agent in Paris!
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Originally posted by badidea:
I live on the right (right) side of the river Elbe but work on the wrong (left) side (the AIRBUS factory)! Yes, that's not Canada!
Voodoo: I already stopped following you - this job was continued by a french agent in Paris!
... and for a second there I thought Señor Obvious was just being his usual prejudiced self when in fact he was being his usual ignorant, prejudiced self. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Btw, calling the Presnit a "retarded idiot" is not right! My parents taught me that it's not appropriate to pick on the handicapped!
Fischkopf!
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Originally posted by effgee:
...Btw, calling the Presnit a "retarded idiot" is not right...
Oh, I know, that's why I posted it in quotation marks (just like "fat bastard") to show how wrong those kind of threads are...(it is satire)!
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Hey brain trust..... http://www.halifaxlive.com
If I had been speaking in the singular it would have been "Stupid Canadian" the noun I used was plural denoting a reference to more than one person: such as a group of people or an organization.
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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
Hey brain trust.....http://www.halifaxlive.com
If I had been speaking in the singular it would have been "Stupid Canadian" the noun I used was plural denoting a reference to more than one person: such as a group of people or an organization.
Raspberry Awards - G.R.A.F., P.O. Box 835, Artesia, CA 91702-0835. Those fsckin' Canadians - they're everywhere ... someone call pest control already! I wonder if maybe Halifax could be in Canada ...
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+1
WRONG FORUM.
This is the forum.
Your topic belongs in the forum.
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Originally posted by Cody Dawg:
+1
WRONG FORUM.
This is the forum.
Your topic belongs in the forum.
Since when are you a moderator??
And I got news for you: the rasberry awards are not political but !
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Originally posted by Cody Dawg:
+1
WRONG FORUM.
This is the forum.
Your topic belongs in the forum.
Ok, how about us stirring up **** in your thread then?
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Go ahead.
Have fun!
I'm going to the beach with my
And then I'm going out to run errands and shopping with my kids.
So, have a good one!
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Originally posted by Cody Dawg:
Go ahead.
Have fun!
I'm really not interested, sorry.
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Originally posted by badidea:
I live on the right (right) side of the river Elbe but work on the wrong (left) side (the AIRBUS factory)! Yes, that's not Canada!
Do you take the ferry across the Elbe. (I nearly typed 'Mersey' there)
I used to live in HH many moons ago. Now I live in Canada. So, maybe there is a connection.
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Originally posted by Mastrap:
Do you take the ferry across the Elbe. (I nearly typed 'Mersey' there)
I used to live in HH many moons ago. Now I live in Canada. So, maybe there is a connection.
Yeah, I take the ferry every day which is especially nice on a sunny morning with the sun rising behind the large cargo cranes in the harbour!
The only connection to "Canada" ( ) I know of, is a company in Montreal I used to work with!
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Somebody wake me when there's some interesting news, like... if Bush has been killed. That'd prick up my ears.
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Originally posted by badidea:
Yeah, I take the ferry every day which is especially nice on a sunny morning with the sun rising behind the large cargo cranes in the harbour!
The only connection to "Canada" () I know of, is a company in Montreal I used to work with!
Nice one. I used to live in Blankenese and drive past the ferry terminal several times a week. It always looked like a really nice way to travel.
Hamburg is a beautiful city, I enjoyed my stay there. The only thing that sucked royally was the weather. Grey, damp, cold winters and grey, damp, cold summers.
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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
Stupid canadians.
Thanks.
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Originally posted by effgee:
Krauts
You know that Americans statistically eat more cabbage than Germans, don't you?
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Originally posted by TETENAL:
You know that Americans statistically eat more cabbage than Germans, don't you?
Statistically I am also a lot more German than I am American - yet I still love the word "Kraut".
Verkehrte Welt ...
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Nenn mich noch einmal "Kraut" und deine Zahnb�rste greift morgen ins Leere.
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Originally posted by TETENAL:
Nenn mich noch einmal "Kraut" und deine Zahnb�rste greift morgen ins Leere.
- Kraut ...
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Von einem Bayer lass isch mich gar net provozieren.
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Es is kaa Stadt uff der weite Welt, die so merr wie mei Frankfort gef�llt,
un es will merr net in mein Kopp enei, wie kann nor e Mensch net von Frankfort sei!
Un w�r�sch e Engel un Sonnekalb, e Fremder is immer von au�erhalb!
Der beste Mensch is e �rjerni�, wann er net aach von Frankfort is.
Was is des Ofebach for e Stadt! Die hawe�s ganz in der N�h gehat
un hawe�s verba�t von Aabeginn, da� se net aach von Frankfort sin.
Die Bockemer hawe weiter geblickt, die hawe mit uns zusammegerickt;
die Bernemer awer warn aach net dumm, die gawe sogar e Milljon dadrum!
E M�dche von hie, de� en Fremde nimmt, de� hat en for was H�her�sch bestimmt;
es mecht en von Hie, un er waa� net wie, e Eigeplackter is immer von hie.
E M�dche von drau�, wann noch so fei, dut immer doch net von Frankfort sei!
Doch nimmt se en hiesige Berjerschsoh, so hat se aach noch die Ehr derrvo.
Des Berjerrecht in den letzte Jahrn is freilich ebbes billiger warn;
der Wohlstadt awwer erh�lt sich doch, dann alles anner is deuer noch.
So steuern merr frehlich uff�s Tornerfest! Bald komme se aa von Ost und West,
von Nord un Sid un iwwer die Meern: Gut Heil! als ob se von Frankfort w�rn.
Un wann se bei uns sich amesiern, dann werrd se der Abschied doppelt rihrn
un gewe merr recht un stimme mit ei: wie kann nor e Mensch net von Frankfort sei!
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Originally posted by TETENAL:
...Der beste Mensch is e �rjerni�, wann er net aach von Frankfort is. ...
ROFL!
P.S. shouldn't "doppelt" in Hessisch be "dobbelt" as in "�bbelwoi"?
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Originally posted by effgee:
P.S. shouldn't "doppelt" in Hessisch be "dobbelt" as in "�bbelwoi"?
While I would say "Ebblwoi" I would have said "doppelt" in this context as well. Don't ask me why. I think the lack of hard consonants is more typical for Saxony (my father was from Saxony and when he was spelling words with P he was always saying "mit haddem B" und we were laughing our butts off *) ).
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no offence intended, he was a great man.
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Originally posted by TETENAL:
While I would say "Ebblwoi" I would have said "doppelt" in this context as well. Don't ask me why. I think the lack of hard consonants is more typical for Saxony (my father was from Saxony and when he was spelling words with P he was always saying "mit haddem B" und we were laughing our butts off *) ).
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LOL - Saxons are a riot!
(person #1:) "Gebnse mir mal mein Geb�ck."
(person #2:) "Was'n nu? D'n Goffer oder die Gekse?"
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Or the classic:
Was war das meistgesprochene Wort der Deutsch-Deutschen-Grenze?
G�nsefleisch.
"Genn' Se 'fleisch ma'n Gofferraum aufmach'n?"
(an acoustic joke � loses when written down)
Ah, isn't that great? As Swabian and Hessian we detest each other, but if we can talk about Saxony we can drink wine together again!
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Originally posted by effgee:
LOL - Saxons are a riot!
They sure are, check out the ****ed up mullets in ye olde Saxon.
P.s. For those who don't know, the following image is of that ever irritating English "band", Saxon.
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Originally posted by TETENAL:
Or the classic:
Was war das meistgesprochene Wort der Deutsch-Deutschen-Grenze?
G�nsefleisch.
"Genn' Se 'fleisch ma'n Gofferraum aufmach'n?"
(an acoustic joke � loses when written down)
Ah, isn't that great? As Swabian and Hessian we detest each other, but if we can talk about Saxony we can drink wine together again!
Wider Erwarten bin ich auch kein Schwabe (Frechheit!) Iss aber wurschd - man muss �ber (fast) alles lachen k�nnen inklusive sich selbst - und das mach' ich immer noch am liebsten!
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Originally posted by effgee:
Wider Erwarten bin ich auch kein Schwabe
So then what are you?
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I'm taking German in high school this year. We had to memorize poems for some regional German poetry contest (which I won, of course). So to insult all of you losers:
Du bist wie eine Blume
So hold und sch�n un rein
Ich schaue dich an und wehmut
Schleicht mir ins herz hinein.
Mir ist als ob ich die H�nde
Aufs haupt dir legen sollt
Betend, das Gott dich erhalte
So rein, und sch�n un hold.
Eat that, **** heads.
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Originally posted by TETENAL:
So then what are you?
Little bit of everything - currently "Wahl-Badener" :-) Always depends on who wants to see which passport for what reason
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Originally posted by TETENAL:
So then what are you?
I don't know what effgee is but I am a Bayrischer Schwob!
(thanks guys for the great amusement! )
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