[BasketofPuppies]

Soon you will be able to!

In two weeks, David Hasselhoff will be available to download as a character in the PlayStation 3 game Pain.

David Hasselhoff will be launching into the air; flying through windows; hitting and getting hit by large, heavy objects and crashing on the ground. Over and over again.

And remember, you aren't a sadist when the person you are torturing deserves to be tortured.

[Laminar]

What exactly is the point of the game?

[BasketofPuppies]

Launching a person into the air and then putting that person in as much pain as you can.

If Beavis and Butt-head created a video game, Pain would be it.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by BasketofPuppies 

Launching a person into the air and then putting that person in as much pain as you can.

If Beavis and Butt-head created a video game, Pain would be it.

I feel like that would get old reeeeally fast. There are only so many gimmicks they can program into the game before it gets pointless.

[Railroader]

I think a perfect sequel to Being John Malkovich would be Being David Hasselhoff.

[BasketofPuppies]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

I feel like that would get old reeeeally fast. There are only so many gimmicks they can program into the game before it gets pointless.

And that's why Pain is a $10 download and not a $60 disc.

Regardless, this game is successful enough that it continues to get updates, free and paid, almost a year after release.

[Laminar]

Okay, that makes a lot more sense now.

[Eriamjh]

Just don't give him a hamburger when he's drunk.