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Scare the s*** out of a telemarketer today !
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I ran across this one today.
It's a looping audio that takes about 2 minutes, but it is GREAT.........
A telemarketer calls and gets the shock of his life.................rotflmao
Yank a telemarketer's crank
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Gee, I hope they're friendly..........
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Love it. Not sure how to make it happen tho.
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I've got to wipe a tear from my eye.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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funny as sh*t....
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Funny, although those DJs had very obnoxious laughs.
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan 
Funny, although those DJs had very obnoxious laughs.
When don't they?
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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didn't see or hear anything....?
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Emergency Medicine & Urgent Care.
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Originally Posted by bstone
didn't see or hear anything....?
It is just flash.
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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Linkinus is king.
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Gee, I hope they're friendly..........
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fantastic. Just plain fantastic.
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I've called back tele-marketers before with custom made text-to-speach messages.
"This is a pre-recorded message to inform you what a big **** you are for calling me"
or something of the like. Not as funny but still amusing to me.
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You can't eat all those hamburgers, you hear me you ridiculous man?
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wahahha 
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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That was damn funny. I have to use that sometime.
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Oh my word that was too funny. I have to pull something like that when they call.
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On a related note, Jehova's Witnesses showed up at my door just now. I'm wearing my Iron Maiden "Number of the Beast" shirt. They took one look and you could see the look on their faces they knew I was going to shoo them away
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Originally Posted by starman
On a related note, Jehova's Witnesses showed up at my door just now. I'm wearing my Iron Maiden "Number of the Beast" shirt. They took one look and you could see the look on their faces they knew I was going to shoo them away
"Perfect timing! I'm just about to start the ritual!"
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You need his voice to pull this off. I'm betting not a one of us sounds like a local police officer.
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haha how do you sound like a police officer??
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Well, the other problem is that, at least in my experience anyway, telemarketers never call in person. Every time I get a telemarketing call, it's some kind of pre-recorded thing that lets you press 1 to talk to a live operator as soon as it's finished its sales pitch. And of course, if you do that and talk to a human, they're trained to instantly hang up on you if you do anything strange, or if you politely ask to be removed from the list (argh!).
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there is an fcc do-not-call list for the americans. I did that and get zero calls. Only thing they can't stop are the occasional charity or political call
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We only get market research people up here, still bloody annoying though.
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Originally Posted by Blasphemy
there is an fcc do-not-call list for the americans. I did that and get zero calls. Only thing they can't stop are the occasional charity or political call
Doesn't work. I've been on the "Do not call" list for months, and I still get tons of telemarketing calls. And if I press "1" and try to remind them that I am on the "Do not call" list, they just hang up before I can even finish the sentence.
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you should reenter your information onto the registry.
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