[Oisín]

This was posted on another forum, taken from a Yahoo! Group:

During a campaign tour in San Carlos, Arizona, of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name:

RUNNING EAGLE

After Kerry left, proud and jubilant, the tribal officials gathered and explained that the true Indian meaning of Running Eagle is

...A bird so full of **** it can't fly.

Be gentle with the timelines if this has been posted before

(No, this isn't a Kerry-attack, nor is it flame-bait, feel free to replace his name with the name of any politician you don't like; I just used Kerry 'cause he was the one used in the original I copied)

[Zimphire]

[turtle777]

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