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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Standing on the shoulders of giants
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot 
I'm at a loss for words.
That's the Daily Mail for you.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Originally Posted by mattyb
That's the Daily Mail for you.
The fact that I was reading an "article" on the Daily Mail was part of the flabbergastion.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: UK
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We prefer to call it "The Daily Fail."
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Administrator  Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: San Antonio TX USA
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Is anyone else as boggled as I am about the fact that a large wrench was simply lying around in the room? Wrench as sex toy? Ewwwww.
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Glenn -----OTR/L, MOT, Tx
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: UK
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A sex wrench? Doesn't sound too appealing. Maybe it was employed as a portable nipple clamp.
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Korea
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A fun game would be trying to come up with a more outrageous tabloid headline. Transsexual neo-Nazi struck by lightning while in paddling pool, for example.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Originally Posted by Tiresias
Transsexual Nazi Struck by Alien Space Debris in Paddling Pool Love Nest
Precisionated for Impact.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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There's Gordon Ramsay look-alike midget porn star found half eaten by crocodile, but I'm pretty sure that really happened, so it's disqualified.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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My favorite from the WWN:
SPACEMEN ARE KILLING OUR WHALES!
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: UK
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"Dog ate my waterbed"
That was a real one. The dog and bed in question belonged to a topless model obviously.
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Korea
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Ha ha. That's good.
Or the following tweak:
Transsexual Struck by Lightning in Paddling Pool, Becomes Neo-Nazi.
Or visa vera. And maybe some Bat Boy thrown in for good measure. 
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep
Maybe it was employed as a portable nipple clamp.
I didn't realize there were non-portable nipple clamps.
You learn something new every day.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Originally Posted by Tiresias
Ha ha. That's good.
Or the following tweak:
Transsexual Struck by Lightning in Paddling Pool, Becomes Neo-Nazi.
Or visa vera.
Becomes Visa Vera?
A traveling hooker or something?
Intriguing headline.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Originally Posted by subego
I didn't realize there were non-portable nipple clamps.
The mafia call them "concrete bra".
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by subego
I didn't realize there were non-portable nipple clamps.
You learn something new every day.
Thats a very good point. Pergaps I should have said makeshift nipple clamp.
I suppose you could make wall mounted nipple clamps if you wanted to.
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
The mafia call them "concrete bra".
And it coordinates well with a Columbian necktie.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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