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The Godfather
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Jul 13, 2005, 08:36 PM
 
Er. Oops. I didn't read it.
     
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Originally Posted by CreepingDeth
Pssssst. Kilby. It's a joke thread. Take it down a notch.
And it's been beat to death. Psssttt... I have an agenda here and you aren't helping.

Originally Posted by Sherwin
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True.

On a side note, a bad joke:

Where is the first mention of PMS in the Bible?




























When Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.
     
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Jul 13, 2005, 08:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by The Godfather
Er. Oops. I didn't read it.
no prob

its actually a one liner I heard from a comedian on Colin Quins Comedy Central show (forget the name) and I tell it only so often.

The suject on the show was the same 'what kind of car would Jesus drive' and the comedian says ' Jesus wouldnt buy a car with a stick shift because how can you use a stick shift when you have holes in your hands'. It got boo's and laughs from the audience and to me was hilarius because of his b*lls to even say that line. I tell it to select few but this thread hit me just right so I could tell it.
( Last edited by stevesnj; Jul 13, 2005 at 09:00 PM. )
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Jul 13, 2005, 09:03 PM
 
Originally Posted by stevesnj
Jesus wouldnt buy a car with a stick shift because how can you use a stick shift when you have holes in your hands'. It got boo's and laughs from the audience and to me was hilarius because of his b*lls to even say that line. I tell it to select few but this thread hit me just right so I could tell it.
See, I would have laughed.
     
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Jul 13, 2005, 09:29 PM
 
Easy, Jesus would drive a pickup truck, he was a carpenter. Credit goes to Michael Savage for that one. ;-)

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Jul 13, 2005, 09:29 PM
 
Jesus rode a Harley. That's why he walked everywhere!
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Originally Posted by Rev-O
Jesus rode a Harley. That's why he walked everywhere!
Heh. For real. I'm in the wrong town. Milwaukee is hog heaven. Blech. I scream at the bikes everytime one goes by. WAHHHH. You like that eh? WAHHHHH!!! WAHHH!H!!!!
     
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Jul 13, 2005, 11:53 PM
 
Dude. It's lucky for you they can't hear you...

Anyway: Jesus would drive a nice big BUS/VAN or SUV because he would have to drive his followers around. Besides, he's Jesus, he can turn water into gas and not pay a penny... Tolls would be free, life would be good.
     
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Jul 14, 2005, 01:30 AM
 
The only Jesus I've ever known drove this:

( Last edited by Warung; Jul 14, 2005 at 01:44 AM. )

Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
     
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Jul 14, 2005, 01:34 AM
 
Drive? We’re talking about a guy who can walk on water here.

I believe this 19th century stained glass clearly shows the Messiah on his ride of choice.


21st century translation:
     
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Jul 14, 2005, 02:07 AM
 
Looks like Jesus is Riding the Lightning.â„¢
     
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Jul 14, 2005, 02:08 AM
 
Originally Posted by Warung
The only Jesus I've ever known drove this:

Oh... I thought the thread was what would JEEsus drive, not what would HAYsus drive. My bad.
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Jul 14, 2005, 02:09 AM
 
Originally Posted by Rev-O
Oh... I thought the thread was what would JEEsus drive, not what would HAYsus drive. My bad.
Hahahahaha. ++++++++++++++++++++++Racist.
     
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Originally Posted by Rev-O
Oh... I thought the thread was what would JEEsus drive, not what would HAYsus drive. My bad.


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Jul 14, 2005, 08:58 AM
 
Originally Posted by CRASH HARDDRIVE
Drive? We’re talking about a guy who can walk on water here.

I believe this 19th century stained glass clearly shows the Messiah on his ride of choice.


21st century translation:
Good call. That'd be pretty bitchin' if he just surfed everywhere.
     
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Jul 14, 2005, 02:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by finboy
Tough to do that with sandals, loose strap or not.
It is quite annoying, driving with sandals. I've been doing it all week but now I just gave up and drive without shoes. I am one with the car now.

Anyway Jezus would drive the Citroën SM Présidentielle, Maserati powered French (!) coolness:


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Jul 14, 2005, 02:38 PM
 
I tolt ju gyz dat hay-zeus would be ridin' a bus mang.

     
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For those who think he's coming back (man, and you guys think the Scientologists are wacked), he'll be doing it old style.

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Jul 14, 2005, 03:16 PM
 
http://www.gluck.net/jesus/jesustruck.jpg

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Originally Posted by sanity assassin
For those who think he's coming back (man, and you guys think the Scientologists are wacked)
     
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Jul 14, 2005, 03:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by Zimphire

"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" *wheeze*
     
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Jul 14, 2005, 03:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by Zimphire

You would say that, still doesn't change anything.


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One more for the road, so to speak.

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Jul 14, 2005, 03:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by sanity assassin
still doesn't change anything.
I agree.
     
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Jul 14, 2005, 04:21 PM
 
Why was the mohammed thread locked ? Ah, only christian jokes are allowed on this forum I assume.



Anyhow. . . . .

     
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Jul 14, 2005, 05:37 PM
 
Originally Posted by PacHead
Why was the mohammed thread locked ? Ah, only christian jokes are allowed on this forum I assume.

You noticed too?
     
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If you are a conservative or religious (read Christian) you are a minority in here and will be booted more often and quicker than any anti-suv, anti-christian, Muslum Extremist Hugging, American Hater...

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Jul 14, 2005, 06:09 PM
 
Originally Posted by PacHead
Ah, only christian jokes are allowed on this forum I assume.
Well, no point in making jokes about the pretenders when you can make jokes about the real thing.
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Jul 14, 2005, 08:41 PM
 
Originally Posted by Sherwin
Well, no point in making jokes about the pretenders when you can make jokes about the real thing.
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Someone probably complained about the Mohammed thread.

Complain about this one as see what happens.
     
 
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