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abe · Apr 26, 2006, 05:40 AM

NYCFarmboy · Apr 26, 2006, 09:16 AM

abe · Apr 26, 2006, 10:16 AM

Jawbone54 · Apr 26, 2006, 12:32 PM

A classic Far Side cartoon...

Man, I miss that cartoon.

abe · May 7, 2006, 02:35 AM

rambo47 · May 8, 2006, 06:51 PM

Rumor · May 8, 2006, 07:06 PM

Currently one of my favorite strips

voodoo · May 8, 2006, 07:51 PM

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Sourbook · May 8, 2006, 09:15 PM

Rumor · May 9, 2006, 12:20 PM

The above photo is chopped. Personally, I think Bush is a moron, but he's not so stupid that he doesn't know how to correctly use a corded phone.

voodoo · May 9, 2006, 02:00 PM

Gas price is soaring above the levels it was in the Arab Oil Embargo of 1973-1974. Good job. Now that Iraq is pretty much paralized as an oil producer the next target can be aqciured: Iran. Taking over Iran will with any luck triple the current oil price and make today's oil prices look like clearing sales.

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abe · May 9, 2006, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by voodoo

Gas price is soaring above the levels it was in the Arab Oil Embargo of 1973-1974. Good job. Now that Iraq is pretty much paralized as an oil producer the next target can be aqciured: Iran. Taking over Iran will with any luck triple the current oil price and make today's oil prices look like clearing sales.

V

You are appealing to the lowest level of ignorance here. The POTUS is NOT the gasoline czar.

You are intentionally spreading false ideas.

Back in my neighborhood that's called **** stirring and it could get you an ass whoopin.

That is low even for you! But I guess water finds it's own level.

abe · May 9, 2006, 02:29 PM

abe · May 9, 2006, 02:34 PM

abe · May 12, 2006, 09:25 AM

voodoo · May 12, 2006, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by abe

You are appealing to the lowest level of ignorance here. The POTUS is NOT the gasoline czar.

You are intentionally spreading false ideas.

Back in my neighborhood that's called **** stirring and it could get you an ass whoopin.

That is low even for you! But I guess water finds it's own level.

**** you

V

smacintush · May 12, 2006, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by voodoo

**** you

V

von Wrangell · May 12, 2006, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by voodoo

**** you

V

abe · May 12, 2006, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by voodoo

**** you

V

Sorry, but you ain't my type. I prefer smart folks who play fair.

Now, If you were being honest about it you would admit you KNEW the President doesn't control gasoline prices at the pump.

So, either you were being dumb or you were TRYING to kick the President while he's down all the while winking and laughing out the other side of your mouth. Either way you were wrong, now feel free to screw THAT, ****er.

abe · May 12, 2006, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by von Wrangell

Use that thumb with each other much?

smacintush · May 12, 2006, 05:04 PM

Aw c'mon Abe. Of course the Prez is supposed to micromanage every industry that the public is unnecessarily unhappy with!

abe · May 12, 2006, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by smacintush

Aw c'mon Abe. Of course the Prez is supposed to micromanage every industry that the public is unnecessarily unhappy with!

He told the American public that oil was going to get scarce when he first took office.

People just don't like to listen until something smacks them and gets their attention. Then they want everything done instantly and are looking for scapegoats and easy answers.

Well, that paradigm is dying away, if it's not already dead.

We can't wait to be attacked and then respond with rightful vengeance and overwhelming force, the time will come that a first attack on us may be a crippling blow.

We can't get warnings about things and afford to pretend it will take care of itself some other time. There are warnings we get that we're going to have to pay attention to THE FIRST TIME, or it will be our last.

We had AMPLE warning of this gas thing.

And the President is NOT responsible for oil prices.

But, if he were to DECIDE TO BECOME RESPONSIBLE for gas prices you all would be hollering about his meddling in business matters that he has no right to be messing with.

Fuzzies.

By The Way: Once voodoo returns to get his tat on my tit this derail will cease. Thanks, all.

voodoo · May 13, 2006, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by abe

I prefer smart folks who play fair.

Masturbation is out of the question for ya then.

V

voodoo · May 13, 2006, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by smacintush

Of course the Prez is supposed to micromanage every industry that the public is unnecessarily unhappy with!

No micromanageing is involved. This is a huge issue.

V

smacintush · May 13, 2006, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by voodoo

No micromanageing is involved. This is a huge issue.

V

A HUGE ISSUE? Not only are the gas prices not that high, it is not the Prez's job to mess with them. The Economy is rolling along just fine and will continue to do so.

abe · May 13, 2006, 08:32 PM

I see too many reactions like this to Ahmadinejad's letter to President Bush. It just shows you that cartoonists, even conservative cartoonists, sometimes get it wrong.

The letter to President Bush, inviting him to surrender and convert, was required by Islamic law before an attack can be launched.

abe · May 14, 2006, 03:46 AM

This is the 1st semi-official Fuzzy exam.

voodoo · May 14, 2006, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by smacintush

A HUGE ISSUE? Not only are the gas prices not that high, it is not the Prez's job to mess with them. The Economy is rolling along just fine and will continue to do so.

Screw economy. It is fine over here.

Screw your president. His actions are making my fuel more expensive.

Screw your US centric POV.

I couldn't care less about 'your' economy or whatever part your president has in it.

When you get past these mental hurdles that seem to plague many americans, we can talk.

V

smacintush · May 14, 2006, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by voodoo

Screw your president. His actions are making my fuel more expensive.

Rrrrrrright. It's not China and India's oil usage skyrocketing, or OPEC's manipulations of the oil production, or Mahmud Abominajihad's ranting…It's all Bush. Somehow he managed to create the upswing in oil prices BEFORE he took office! Damn him!

Screw your US centric POV.

I couldn't care less about 'your' economy or whatever part your president has in it.

When you get past these mental hurdles that seem to plague many americans, we can talk.

V

Wow, I guess you told me.

Maybe if you can actually come up with an intelligent post, or at least an attempt at an intelligent post, I'll give a sh*t.

abe · May 14, 2006, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by voodoo

Screw economy. It is fine over here.

Screw your president. His actions are making my fuel more expensive.

Screw your US centric POV.

I couldn't care less about 'your' economy or whatever part your president has in it.

When you get past these mental hurdles that seem to plague many americans, we can talk.

V

Ok, little voo doo are you placated now? Good. Now then let's get back to some real adult activities.

Cartoons.

voodoo · May 14, 2006, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by smacintush

Rrrrrrright.

Yes, that's rrrrrrright.

Originally Posted by smacintush

It's not China and India's oil usage skyrocketing,

No.

Originally Posted by smacintush

or OPEC's manipulations of the oil production,

No.

Originally Posted by smacintush

or Mahmud Abominajihad's ranting…

Not that either.

Originally Posted by smacintush

It's all Bush. Somehow he managed to create the upswing in oil prices BEFORE he took office! Damn him!

Before? Oh no no. He caused a skyrocketing of oil prices by invading Iraq and continuing pressure to attack Iran. That idiot.

Originally Posted by smacintush

Wow, I guess you told me.

Good.

Originally Posted by smacintush

Maybe if you can actually come up with an intelligent post, or at least an attempt at an intelligent post, I'll give a sh*t.

Tit for tat. Nice. You must be one of the smart ones, and with such grasp of sarcasm too.

V

abe · May 14, 2006, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by voodoo

Yes, that's rrrrrrright.

Off Topic. This thread is labeled, Photo Funnies!

No.

Off Topic. This thread is labeled, Photo Funnies!

No.

Off Topic. This thread is labeled, Photo Funnies!

Not that either.

Off Topic. This thread is labeled, Photo Funnies!

Before? Oh no no. He caused a skyrocketing of oil prices by invading Iraq and continuing pressure to attack Iran. That idiot.

Off Topic. This thread is labeled, Photo Funnies!

Good.

Off Topic. This thread is labeled, Photo Funnies!

Tit for tat. Nice. You must be one of the smart ones, and with such grasp of sarcasm too.

Off Topic. This thread is labeled, Photo Funnies!

Off Topic. This thread is labeled, Photo Funnies!

voodoo · May 14, 2006, 07:51 PM

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Sourbook · May 14, 2006, 08:13 PM

abe · May 14, 2006, 08:27 PM

Saad · May 21, 2006, 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by smacintush

Rrrrrrright. It's not China and India's oil usage skyrocketing, or OPEC's manipulations of the oil production, or Mahmud Abominajihad's ranting…It's all Bush. Somehow he managed to create the upswing in oil prices BEFORE he took office! Damn him!

The US consumes more oil and coal than China. OPEC is increasing production, and Aramco are making huge capital investments to boot.

Bush could have come through with some of his retoric about being adicted to oil and fuel cell cars, but he has not. The federal government is in a position to prod the country to be more efficient (ie investing in nuclear reactors and reprocessing spent fuel).

Big Mac · May 24, 2006, 09:04 PM

*Bush has called for and gotten funding for alternative fuel research.

*Bush has called for new investment in nuclear power, but most people don't want new nuclear plants.

*Bush has also proposed initiatives on the handling of nuclear waste.

*In the end, though, the market will determine the time frame in which we move away from oil. No branch of government has much sway over that process, unless you elect a blowhard wacko like Gore who openly proposes making gas artificially expensive in order to reduce consumption.

abe · May 24, 2006, 09:54 PM

abe · May 25, 2006, 09:20 AM

Rumor · May 25, 2006, 11:06 AM

http://www.1111111111111111111111111...1111111111.com

abe · May 25, 2006, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

http://www.1111111111111111111111111...1111111111.com

That is FUNNY!

I am crying with laughter.

abe · May 28, 2006, 12:53 PM

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voodoo · Jun 22, 2006, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by abe

According to that picture the Concorde (not flying anymore) is about 1 km away from the tower. Lousy photoshoping ruining an otherwise almost funny idea.

God is in the details.

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Spook E · Jun 22, 2006, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by voodoo

According to that picture the Concorde (not flying anymore) is about 1 km away from the tower. Lousy photoshoping ruining an otherwise almost funny idea.

God is in the details.

V

lamest funny i've ever seen, totally piss weak

Edit: Oops, quoted wrong, was referring to abe's image.