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Painty the Pirate should get his hearing checked
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Painty the Pirate asks the kids if they are ready. The kids answer, "Aye, aye, captain."
Painty does not hear the kids, so he says, "I can't hear you."
The kids repeat their previous answer, this time screaming it.
Painty the Pirate then asks the kids, "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
The kids correctly answer, "SpongeBob SquarePants." They scream this, hoping that Painty will hear.
But Painty doesn't hear. He thinks that the kids didn't answer his question because they don't know the answer.
He offers a hint, "Absorbent and yellow and porous is he," hoping that it will help them.
The kids again correctly scream, "SpongeBob SquarePants."
Again, Painty does not hear the kids, so he offers another hint.
"If nautical nonsense be something you wish," Painty begins.
Before Painty can finish this hint, the kids interrupt by screaming, "SpongeBob SquarePants," yet again.
Painty the Pirate finishes the hint--"then drop on the deck and flop like a fish"--which makes the kids scream the correct answer a fourth time.
Thinking that the kids still do not know the answer, Painty the Pirate gives up in frustration and tells them, first asking if they are ready to ensure that they are listening to him.
"SpongeBob SquarePants," Painty says. And in case the kids missed what he said, he repeats this three times, seemingly unaware that the kids are screaming, "SpongeBob SquarePants," along with him all but the last time, when the kids apparently give up on attempting to get him to hear them.
Painty the Pirate proudly laughs, thinking that his question was so tough that it stumped the kids.
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you really want that fifth star filled don'tcha? 
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Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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meh... it's an okay joke. it just has the spongebob theme stuck in me head now
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Like most of basket's jokes of this nature, it feels incredibly forced.
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Like most of nature's jokes of this basket, it feels incredibly forced.
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Originally Posted by Dakar V 
Like most of basket's jokes of this nature, it feels incredibly forced.
Joke?
I am worried about Painty the Pirate's hearing.
Why aren't you?
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What's a pirate doing hanging around with kids?
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Trying to get them to walk his plank.
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"Flub like a fish"... this guy needs investigating by the SVU!
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Aww man. I must've read the thread title wrong.
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What, me worry?
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A facepalm should never be accompanied with text, the image speaks for itself.
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