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madsenj37 · Mar 18, 2003, 03:36 AM

Now that I got your attention ... I am looking to buy a non-nude poster of her. Any info or leads is very much appreciated. Feel free to discuss her Goddess like body and any of her products while your here.

::maroma:: · Mar 18, 2003, 03:42 AM

Who is she?

G4ME · Mar 18, 2003, 03:50 AM

you are not worthy, diller i think we need to give up on these heathens

BTW i hear she uses a powerbook, 15 inch baby, she can take it all in!!!

MindFad · Mar 18, 2003, 03:52 AM

I'm moving this to Fappers....

Oh, crap, wrong forum.

Yeah, we don't often use the red phone (a direct link to Diller Aria Cave�), but I don't think he'll mind.

juanvaldes · Mar 18, 2003, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by ::maroma:::
Who is she?

her.

on topic too

Cipher13 · Mar 18, 2003, 04:00 AM

1. Non-nude?

2. I don't think she's hot at all. Gross, actually.

MindFad · Mar 18, 2003, 04:02 AM

But does she even know how to use the PB? Or know what it is?

Maybe even she does her site?

G4ME · Mar 18, 2003, 04:07 AM

dude i want pics of her doing her site, that would so own!!

juanvaldes · Mar 18, 2003, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
1. Non-nude?

2. I don't think she's hot at all. Gross, actually.

1. Wrong site dude, you know where the goods are.

2. To each their own. I don't think she's so great either, but don't tell cheerios/diller!

Cipher13 · Mar 18, 2003, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by juanvaldes:
1. Wrong site dude, you know where the goods are.

2. To each their own. I don't think she's so great either, but don't tell cheerios/diller!

1. Yeah, just curious as to why he wants a NON nude poster of her. Odd.

2. Hehhe, damn straight!

dillerX · Mar 18, 2003, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by MindFad:
I'm moving this to Fappers....

Oh, crap, wrong forum.

Yeah, we don't often use the red phone (a direct link to Diller Aria Cave�), but I don't think he'll mind.

No need for a red phone. I saw the sky light.

I have a script that lights the sky when :aria: is read in a post.

Sad, I know.

MindFad · Mar 18, 2003, 04:41 AM

LoL!!!

Your Aria signal needs some anti-aliasing!

dillerX · Mar 18, 2003, 04:43 AM

quick extraction. give me a break man, its 3am

tonton · Mar 18, 2003, 05:26 AM

Do a google search for the Flash files.

Search for this:

AGDRFLSHP2

Fun to play with...

MindFad · Mar 18, 2003, 05:50 AM

Originally posted by dillerX:
quick extraction. give me a break man, its 3am

Oh, come on -- I was only joking. It helped at the joke! I'm still laughin'!

madsenj37 · Mar 18, 2003, 06:26 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
1. Non-nude?

2. I don't think she's hot at all. Gross, actually.

Its a poster for my wall. I have female friends and family that will see it and although I am not afriad of them seeing nudity, I just find it more tasteful. Plus some things are best left to teh imagination.

Cipher13 · Mar 18, 2003, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by madsenj37:
Its a poster for my wall. I have female friends and family that will see it and although I am not afriad of them seeing nudity, I just find it more tasteful. Plus some things are best left to teh imagination.

So what if female friends see it?

As for the imagination... meh... too much effort.

dillerX · Mar 18, 2003, 06:41 AM

Originally posted by MindFad:
Oh, come on -- I was only joking. It helped at the joke! I'm still laughin'!

maxelson · Mar 18, 2003, 08:44 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
1. Non-nude?

2. I don't think she's hot at all. Gross, actually.

Oh, shut yer hole. You do too think she's hot. Ya goat.

KeyLimePi · Mar 18, 2003, 10:23 AM

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Aria Giovanni is the best thing to happen to the Web since the scrollwheel mouse.

Originally posted by KeyLimePi:

You are quite a hottie, Ms. Aria.
With a body that could cause hysteria.
Your lips are like wine,
Your boobs are so fine.
If it weren't for my girlfriend I'd marry 'ya.

madsenj37 · Mar 18, 2003, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by KeyLimePi:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Aria Giovanni is the best thing to happen to the Web since the scrollwheel mouse.

AMEN!

awaspaas · Mar 18, 2003, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by maxelson:
Oh, shut yer hole. You do too think she's hot. Ya goat.

Fallout · Mar 18, 2003, 07:19 PM

She's hot, but pics of her don't do it for me...they're always airbrushed to hell and too artificial looking. It's all about them videos.

Cipher13 · Mar 18, 2003, 07:26 PM

But... I really don't get it.

She's fat, she's old, she's ugly, and she's a whore. *None* of her assets are anything remarkable.

I could name a thousand women hotter.

AKcrab · Mar 18, 2003, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
She's fat

Nicko · Mar 18, 2003, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
But... I really don't get it.

She's fat

I think he really meant phat

dillerX · Mar 18, 2003, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
But... I really don't get it.

She's fat, she's old, she's ugly, and she's a whore. *None* of her assets are anything remarkable.

I could name a thousand women hotter.

Measurements: 34D-25-35
Birthday: 11/10/76
Height: 5' 6"

Not old. Not Fat. Not ugly. Whore, only when she is in my bed.

Cipher13 · Mar 19, 2003, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by dillerX:
Measurements: 34D-25-35
Birthday: 11/10/76
Height: 5' 6"

Not old. Not Fat. Not ugly. Whore, only when she is in my bed.

34D... too big. Gross. And probably fake.

1976? So like... 27? Dude, old.

And yeah, fat. I love girls with a tiny waist.

madsenj37 · Mar 19, 2003, 05:21 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
34D... too big. Gross. And probably fake.

1976? So like... 27? Dude, old.

And yeah, fat. I love girls with a tiny waist.

Just because she does not have a tiny waist does not mean she is fat. And as far as old goes, its possible that she is too old for you. To each his own. As for her breasts, they hang naturally from my view, so I doubt she got them done, but that is only a my view.

Zimphire · Mar 19, 2003, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
1976? So like... 27? Dude, old.

AHahhahhahahha

dillerX · Mar 19, 2003, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:

1976? So like... 27? Dude, old.

Dude. She's the same age as me.

And yes, they hang natural.

Cipher13 · Mar 19, 2003, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by dillerX:
Dude. She's the same age as me. And yes, they hang natural.

They're like water balloons that are too full... and just... droop... gross.

Same age as you? Well, fair enough then I suppose

She's like 8 years older than I am...

dillerX · Mar 19, 2003, 08:17 AM

mmmmmm, water balloons. fun fun!

Sealobo · Mar 19, 2003, 08:36 AM

She gets paid to be ****ed... no?

G4ME · Mar 19, 2003, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
They're like water balloons that are too full... and just... droop... gross.

Same age as you? Well, fair enough then I suppose

She's like 8 years older than I am...

god damn you are a picky c�nt

KeyLimePi · Mar 19, 2003, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
But... I really don't get it.

She's fat, she's old, she's ugly, and she's a whore. *None* of her assets are anything remarkable.

Since there are obviously throngs of men who adore her, you're not doing youself any service by using words like "fat" and "ugly."

Perhaps you would be better suited to say that she's simply 'not to your taste.' This might prevent giving people the impression that you're a puerile heteroclite whose sexual frame of reference doesn't extend past his high school ring.

OreoCookie · Mar 19, 2003, 11:49 AM

She's ok, but not earth-shattering (judged from the pic). But interesting enough to take a second look.

Cubeoid · Mar 19, 2003, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by Cipher13:

She's like 8 years older than I am...

Giddy'up

denim · Mar 19, 2003, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
She's like 8 years older than I am...

In that case, she's 11 years younger than me. What's your point?

Look, if you want to look at these women, take them as what they are: lookers. People? Maybe, but you'll never know for sure. In fact, their age doesn't even matter. Look at women from the 1930s or the 1800s or whatever: they're still women, they still looked good. Just don't bother thinking about what they look like now. Aria will look like that too, as the years pass, but there will always (I hope!) be good lookin' wimmen to look at. Then there are the ones you can actually do things with...

For me, if I found someone like "Aria" in my bed in the morning, I wouldn't vomit. Would you?

davesimondotcom · Mar 19, 2003, 01:25 PM

How misleading... a thread called Aria Giovanni with only one pic of her... and fully clothed at that. At least she had a Mac.

False advertising!

Oh, wait, this isn't TFP is it?

Nicko · Mar 19, 2003, 01:49 PM

.......

davesimondotcom · Mar 19, 2003, 03:15 PM

She is a fine woman...thick in all the right places...

madsenj37 · Mar 19, 2003, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by sealobo:
She gets paid to be ****ed... no?

Ive seen a few pictorials with her playing with girls but never and penetration and never any men. That may be part of her appeal, not being defiled by other men.

MindFad · Mar 19, 2003, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by madsenj37:
Ive seen a few pictorials with her playing with girls but never and penetration and never any men. That may be part of her appeal, not being defiled by other men.

You've not found the right movies, then!

KeyLimePi · Mar 19, 2003, 05:29 PM

There are no movies or photos of her performing sex acts with men. She's a model, not a porn star.

Zimphire · Mar 19, 2003, 05:34 PM

And porn stars will tell you that they are actors.

madsenj37 · Mar 19, 2003, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by MindFad:
You've not found the right movies, then!

Please indulge with some titles.

madsenj37 · Mar 19, 2003, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by KeyLimePi:
There are no movies or photos of her performing sex acts with men. She's a model, not a porn star.

You ever heard of softcore porn, the one without penetration? That would make her both a model and a porn star.

MindFad · Mar 19, 2003, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by KeyLimePi:
There are no movies or photos of her performing sex acts with men. She's a model, not a porn star.

I've seen one with penetration (with her ... toy), though. Mr. Aria expert.

I'd almost call that a sex act.

Saul Goode · Mar 19, 2003, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by MindFad:
I've seen one with penetration (with her ... toy), though. Mr. Aria expert. I'd almost call that a sex act.

I've got one with her own entire hand. She's a complete whore�it's a good thing I like whores!