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You Want the Table? You Can't Handle the Table!
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Tiresias
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Jun 1, 2009, 06:00 AM
 
It's big, heavy, and ugly. You can't kill it; you can't even frighten it. It's 6X3X3 feet tall, with two tiers and three drawers that work. It's sheet metal and angle iron, welded together with testosterone.

Run a monster truck over it. Tape explosives to it. Launch it a quarter mile with a (big) trebuchet. Play the Anvil Chorus on it with sledgehammers for an hour. It will mock you.

I'm a beaten man. Just get it out of my garage. Bring your friends.
There are many other such gems over at The Best of Craigslist; however, before proceeding to the hilarity on offer, please note that postings are nominated by craigslist readers, and are not necessarily endorsed by craigslist staff.

     
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Jun 1, 2009, 08:44 PM
 
Sounds like the Adventure Inn lives up to its name: certified bullshit technician. - fun with craigslist.
     
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Oisín
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Jun 2, 2009, 03:24 AM
 
Originally Posted by Craigslist
Brill!

Plus:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...052576173.html – obviously a joke, but rather amusing nonetheless.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...143295553.html – this just has to be Besson’s wife.
( Last edited by Oisín; Jun 2, 2009 at 04:08 AM. )
     
analogika
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Jun 2, 2009, 04:36 AM
 
Originally Posted by Oisín View Post
Not a trombone:

     
Oisín
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Jun 2, 2009, 05:11 AM
 
Maybe he’s just looking to expand his repertoire.
     
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Jun 2, 2009, 09:55 AM
 
This thread has the stink of win™.
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Jun 2, 2009, 10:18 AM
 
Reminds me of this gem from years ago on eBay.

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