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One Of THE Weirdest Situations Ever {toilet seat fusion}
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Mar 12, 2008, 06:49 PM
 
Woman Sits On Toilet For...TWO YEARS.

WHY?

Who is more demented: The woman for sitting on the toilet for 2 years...or the boyfriend who didn't contact authorities or get help?

     
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Mar 12, 2008, 06:53 PM
 
Woah. That MacBook must have had some stunning battery management going on.
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Mar 12, 2008, 07:02 PM
 
That's one serious turd!

If she'd sat there so long her skin had started to grow around the toilet, had she even washed in 2 years?
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Mar 12, 2008, 07:10 PM
 
Wow....
     
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Mar 12, 2008, 07:16 PM
 


One Of THE Weirdest Situations THREADS Ever...

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."


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Mar 12, 2008, 07:19 PM
 
To be honest, I don't believe the 2 years.

That just sounds like crazy talk.

Can you imagine the smell ?

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Mar 12, 2008, 07:20 PM
 
guess the boyfriend wasn't getting any for two years
     
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Mar 12, 2008, 07:31 PM
 
Originally Posted by abbaZaba View Post
guess the boyfriend wasn't getting any FROM HER for two years
Fixed for minor detail

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Mar 12, 2008, 07:51 PM
 
I hope she had a TV as that sounds super boring.
     
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Mar 12, 2008, 08:22 PM
 
Yeah, I'm sure she planned that and had the bathroom appropriately pimped: 60" flat screen TV, PS and WII, microwave, own brewery etc...

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Mar 12, 2008, 08:38 PM
 
Is it sit just me, or are everyone else's hemorrhoids itching now, too?
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Mar 12, 2008, 09:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by RAILhead View Post
Is it sit just me, or are everyone else's hemorrhoids itching now, too?
You *feel* EVERYONE'S hemorrhoids itching ?

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Mar 12, 2008, 09:26 PM
 
The lesson here is never eat at Taco Bell.
     
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Mar 12, 2008, 09:38 PM
 


Been there, done that.
     
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Mar 12, 2008, 10:15 PM
 
I wonder if Sheriff Whipple is investigating any alleged squeezing of the Charmin.
     
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Mar 12, 2008, 10:29 PM
 
wow just think about that.. think of everything that went on during those two years. Wow, it feels wierd when you are gone for a few weeks, but this is just unbeliavable. You got my vote for wierdest situation ever
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Mar 12, 2008, 10:30 PM
 
Pound to be from Kansas™
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 11:54 AM
 
*pound*
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Mar 13, 2008, 11:59 AM
 
Originally Posted by CollinG3G4 View Post
Pound to be from Kansas™
Pound of you™

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Mar 13, 2008, 12:24 PM
 
I enjoy a good trip to the toilet as much as the next guy, but this is slightly excessive. Thanks for the link...I'll be using that.
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 12:32 PM
 
Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?
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you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 12:32 PM
 
Wait a minute!

Where did the boyfriend go to use the restroom? I'm thinking this situation might've been even more bizarre than I first thought...

See where I'm going with this?
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 12:40 PM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777 View Post
Yeah, I'm sure she planned that and had the bathroom appropriately pimped: 60" flat screen TV, PS and WII, microwave, own brewery etc...

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I'm guessing NOT a Wii. Too much work.
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 01:40 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Where did the boyfriend go to use the restroom? I'm thinking this situation might've been even more bizarre than I first thought...
To his g/f's bathroom.

The *other* g/f, that is.

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Mar 13, 2008, 02:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by olePigeon View Post
Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?
Water closet?
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 02:10 PM
 
Wow. This title of this thread is actually correct.
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 02:29 PM
 
I somehow can't believe this story is even real. I mean how can the boyfriend go to bed every night knowing his gf is in the other room sitting on the can for 2 years, bring her food, clean up and not tell anyone. I can't comprehend how anyone can sit like that for 2 years and not move and avoid going completely insane from boredom.
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 02:38 PM
 
I'm guessing she was the size of a water buffalo. Doesn't that go without saying?
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 02:43 PM
 
I see no crime here, if the woman wanted to stay in the bathroom, why would anyone press charges on the boyfriend for letting her?
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Mar 13, 2008, 02:53 PM
 
Is failing to act in order to prevent suffering a crime?
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 03:01 PM
 
Originally Posted by LegendaryPinkOx View Post
I see no crime here, if the woman wanted to stay in the bathroom, why would anyone press charges on the boyfriend for letting her?
Because she is obviously suffering from mental problems.
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 03:04 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES View Post
I somehow can't believe this story is even real. I mean how can the boyfriend go to bed every night knowing his gf is in the other room sitting on the can for 2 years, bring her food, clean up and not tell anyone. I can't comprehend how anyone can sit like that for 2 years and not move and avoid going completely insane from boredom.
Apparently she hadn't been sitting on the toilet for two years, or anywhere near that for that matter. She was moving around freely, he brought her fresh clothes, food and drink. She was just not leaving the bathroom - the sitting on the toilet appears to be a habit that was acquired fairly recently. It looks like she had a history of mental illness and that her boyfriend had been looking after her for 16 years.

Looks to me like he was just ill prepared to deal with the reality that this time she really needed professional help. But if you're without the means to pay for it, or without insurance, then what do you do?
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 03:14 PM
 
Originally Posted by Mastrap View Post
Apparently she hadn't been sitting on the toilet for two years, or anywhere near that for that matter.
Hmm, I wonder how long it takes for a toilet seat to grow into your ass and your legs to go paralyzed though.
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 03:25 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES View Post
Hmm, I wonder how long it takes for a toilet seat to grow into your ass and your legs to go paralyzed though.
The muscles in her leg had cramped around the seat, holding the seat to her legs.

As per usual, the facts are far less fun than the fiction that tends to grow around cases like this.
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 03:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by Tiresias View Post
Is failing to act in order to prevent suffering a crime?
According to the Seinfeld finale...

Yes.
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 04:52 PM
 
Originally Posted by Mastrap View Post
Looks to me like he was just ill prepared to deal with the reality that this time she really needed professional help. But if you're without the means to pay for it, or without insurance, then what do you do?
That's usually not an issue -- the reluctance is part of the illness. Boyfriend was codependent/enabling obviously, just as sick as she was.

But I guess I don't watch enough propaganda TV: Right, it was lack of INSURANCE that caused this. Vote Obama, and he'll fix it!
     
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Mar 13, 2008, 05:09 PM
 
The mental graphic of this situation is more horrific than an episode of Jerry Springer
     
   
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