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Ken Masters · Sep 23, 2003, 12:15 PM

If So Why?

Are you a metrosexual pretending to be a Homosexual?

Or are you a Bisexual metrosexual who's actually a transvestite?

Or even worst a GAY lesbian who likes men?

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Just wonderin'

Powaqqatsi · Sep 23, 2003, 12:20 PM

no, but whyyy do you need to ask this ?

mydog8mymac · Sep 23, 2003, 12:28 PM

I had to check ...and now I'm dumbfounded. <sigh>I can't believe this is a topic.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Sep 23, 2003, 12:34 PM

Why isn't this a poll?

m a d r a · Sep 23, 2003, 12:37 PM

i think i'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body

<token post in the first thread i saw, coz i just discovered my original 'm a d r a' account is still active - ha! ha! instant promotion to 4-stars!!!>

edit: 5 stars - woo! hoo!

forkies · Sep 23, 2003, 12:49 PM

Though it's not nearly as trendy as being a bisexual FEMALE, (for some reason....)

does being a bisexual male count?

Socially Awkward Solo · Sep 23, 2003, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by m a d r a:
i think i'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body
!

So you are a man with really bad hair and fashion sense?

daimoni · 07:50 PM

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iWrite · Sep 23, 2003, 01:30 PM

Am I homosexual?

No.

But, I actually think that I'm this person who posts weird topic discussions on forums by the name of "Ken Masters."

Eciton · Sep 23, 2003, 01:38 PM

Bets on how quickly this'll be lockinated?

Incidentally, no.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Sep 23, 2003, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by daimoni:
Pah! As if you have good hair.

A gay guy with bad hair? I don't think so

DeathMan · Sep 23, 2003, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
A gay guy with bad hair? I don't think so

Why do gay guys have such good fashion sense? Seriously. I can believe that genetics can have something to do with sexual tendency, but fashion sense?

I want to dress gay. Not like super flaming gay, but just "that guy dresses so well, he must be gay" sort of thing. Where do I start?

I'm serious about this.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Sep 23, 2003, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by DeathMan:
Why do gay guys have such good fashion sense? Seriously. I can believe that genetics can have something to do with sexual tendency, but fashion sense?

I wonder the same but it is true most of the time. I think it is because they have more feminine qualities so they are into grooming and cleanliness. Also, why do you think half the designers and hairdressers out there are gay.

Zimphire · Sep 23, 2003, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
A gay guy with bad hair? I don't think so

You mean you have never seen the redneck homos?

Psychonaut · Sep 23, 2003, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
You mean you have never seen the redneck homos?

The Redneck Homos? I think I have that on dvix somewhere... Didn't know you were into movies like that.

Zimphire · Sep 23, 2003, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by Psychonaut:
The Redneck Homos? I think I have that on dvix somewhere... Didn't know you were into movies like that.

Yup, they don't use gerbils. Strictly coons.

catsank · Sep 23, 2003, 03:13 PM

Ken Masters what ?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Sep 23, 2003, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
You mean you have never seen the redneck homos?

I told you already, no. Not many of those in a big city like mine.

Zimphire · Sep 23, 2003, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
I told you already, no. Not many of those in a big city like mine.

Oh they are there. You just don't know it.

tintub · Sep 23, 2003, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by m a d r a:
i think i'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body

<token post in the first thread i saw, coz i just discovered my original 'm a d r a' account is still active - ha! ha! instant promotion to 4-stars!!!>

edit: 5 stars - woo! hoo!

Welcome back Madra!!!

qnxde · Sep 23, 2003, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
You mean you have never seen the redneck homos?

http://www.faceparty.com/ohhh

Need I say more?

Superchicken · Sep 23, 2003, 07:24 PM

I've been told I'm metrosexual but uhh yeah... if it means what I think it does I kinda am... I dono.

I dress really well, and I have pretty good hair, sept not today cause I just got out of the shower and ran to class so it's not great. I don't have enough cash to dress ultra well, but for what I can buy that'll fit (I have to shop for lotsa stuff at tall people shops) I look pretty darned spiffy. I also iron...

I think I'm the closest a lot of my female friends get to a gay friend, cause I actually listen to them and junk but yeah...

benb · Sep 23, 2003, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by DeathMan:
Why do gay guys have such good fashion sense? Seriously. I can believe that genetics can have something to do with sexual tendency, but fashion sense?

I want to dress gay. Not like super flaming gay, but just "that guy dresses so well, he must be gay" sort of thing. Where do I start?

I'm serious about this.

Because they are gay.

NYCFarmboy · Sep 23, 2003, 08:30 PM

You are gay if it concerns you that others are gay.

Seriously.

Who on earth gives a rats hat what goes on behind other people's closed doors as long as it is not harming others?

If that bothers you, then it facinates you which means you want to try it yourself.

DeathMan · Sep 23, 2003, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by NYCFarmboy:
You are gay if it concerns you that others are gay.

Seriously.

Who on earth gives a rats hat what goes on behind other people's closed doors as long as it is not harming others?

If that bothers you, then it facinates you which means you want to try it yourself.

Inquiring minds want to know. I don't know who seems to be bothered, it seems more curious. I just want to know where to shop.

Face Ache · Sep 23, 2003, 08:39 PM

I'm not a homosexual but I can find you a few if you need some.

MacGorilla · Sep 23, 2003, 08:50 PM

I am am a gay, bisexual transexual, happy now?

vod[k]a · Sep 23, 2003, 09:09 PM

Does being European count?

Zimphire · Sep 23, 2003, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by qnxde:
http://www.faceparty.com/ohhh

Need I say more?

AAAAAAHhahahahha

Watch it, I bet the canadian hooks up with him.

Superchicken · Sep 23, 2003, 09:43 PM

hey I'm assuming that link has something kinda bad in it eh? This sucks being at bible college, if I accidently end up viewing something I gotta go tell the system admins.

bobette · Sep 23, 2003, 09:54 PM

I'm a reformed monosexual and have the left hand to prove it!

SOLIDAge · Sep 23, 2003, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
hey I'm assuming that link has something kinda bad in it eh? This sucks being at bible college, if I accidently end up viewing something I gotta go tell the system admins.

not really, its just a picture of a red-neck looking guy's gay personal ad...nothing really R rated...
but this thread is retarded

forkies · Sep 23, 2003, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by Superchic[k]en:
hey I'm assuming that link has something kinda bad in it eh? This sucks being at bible college, if I accidently end up viewing something I gotta go tell the system admins.

uh, wao...

do you also need to ask if you can go to the toilet?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Sep 23, 2003, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Watch it, I bet the canadian hooks up with him.

That isn't really funny cuz I never gave any indication that I have bad taste or am interested in rednecks. Unless of-course you are talking about Superchicken, that would be funny.

Zimphire · Sep 23, 2003, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
That isn't really funny cuz I never gave any indication that I have bad taste or am interested in rednecks. Unless of-course you are talking about Superchicken, that would be funny.

Just jerkin your chain.

Ken Masters · Sep 23, 2003, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Just jerkin your chain.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Sep 23, 2003, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Just jerkin your chain.

Ya, I'll give ya something to jerk

vod[k]a · Sep 23, 2003, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Ya, I'll give ya something to jerk

[construction equipment innuendo]

If you guys have any trouble jerking that chain, you can always use my jackhammer (so long as I get to watch).

[/construction equipment innuendo]

Superchicken · Sep 24, 2003, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Ya, I'll give ya something to jerk

Star Wars Guy And Zimphy sitting in a tree....

Zimphire · Sep 24, 2003, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Ya, I'll give ya something to jerk

OK! Let me get my sandpaper gloves on!!!

Ken Masters · Sep 24, 2003, 12:25 AM

Ever tried Tabasco sauce as lubrication

SuperChic[KKK]n · Sep 24, 2003, 12:25 AM

my signature says it all

Zimphire · Sep 24, 2003, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Ken Masters:
Ever tried Tabasco sauce as lubrication

No, but I am sure he has.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Sep 24, 2003, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
No, but I am sure he has.

And you are all jealous of my fierce sex life!

SuperChic[KKK]n · Sep 24, 2003, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
And you are all jealous of my fierce sex life!

you know, that robotic hand makes your ass look so tight!

Ken Masters · Sep 24, 2003, 12:36 AM

SuperChic[KKK]n

I dedicated this thread to you....

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...hreadid=178333

SuperChic[KKK]n · Sep 24, 2003, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by Ken Masters:
SuperChic[KKK]n

I dedicated this thread to you....

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...hreadid=178333

score!

I particularly like this picture from that thread (warning, adult rooster content!!)

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Sep 24, 2003, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by SuperChic[KKK]n:
you know, that robotic hand makes your ass look so tight!

I get that a lot.

SuperChic[KKK]n · Sep 24, 2003, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
I get that a lot.

I don't. But I wish I did.

simonjames · Sep 24, 2003, 03:45 AM

qnxde - how many times have you shagged that guy in your link?

I love the 'interests' part - "bars, drinking, shopping"

Who said gay people are shallow