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SimpleLife · Aug 9, 2005, 10:43 PM

...and I am limping. I got a bruised knee from a bad run.

Anyway, it is 11:30 am in Montreal, and it is hot.

I walk the shadowed side of the sidewalk. There is that woman, coming towards me. She must be about 20-25 and really pretty. She wears that huge t-shirt and you can tell she has a nice set of you-know-what...

She then proceeds to lift her t-shirt, flashes her breast and smiles with all the glorious white teeth that there are in her mouth while walking by me...

I am in shock; so I smile back and walk on...

budster101 · Aug 9, 2005, 10:46 PM

Dude. You missed your opportunity to flash her back!!!

That would have been too cool.... just drop your pants right there.
Then say "Fancy a shag, baby! yeah!"...

Cubeoid · Aug 9, 2005, 10:53 PM

Well done mate.

JustAnOl'Broad · Aug 10, 2005, 03:01 AM

Was this a dream sequence, or did ya throw her some beads?

Bet your knee felt better after that and ya weren't limping anymore.

SimpleLife · Aug 10, 2005, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by JustAnOl'Broad

Was this a dream sequence, or did ya throw her some beads?

Bet your knee felt better after that and ya weren't limping anymore.

Nope. I just walked by smiling back...

And my knee is quite painful....

Ω · Aug 10, 2005, 06:48 AM

You hurt your knee?

What I read was:

blah blah blah flashed boobies blah blah blah.

Hugi · 08:21 AM

Report her to the authorities. This kind of shameless public display is disgusting and revolting!

buffalolee · Aug 10, 2005, 08:17 AM

Tell me, where in the bible does it say you can't flash your breast? (Just curious)

Hugi · Aug 10, 2005, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by buffalolee

Tell me, where in the bible does it say you can't flash your breast? (Just curious)

Nowhere at all. I edited my post and changed the word in question to something less controversial. I hope I didn't unwittingly change this excellent thread about boobs into a flamefest.

SimpleLife · Aug 10, 2005, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by Hugi

Nowhere at all. I edited my post and changed the word in question to something less controversial. I hope I didn't unwittingly change this excellent thread about boobs into a flamefest.

Please remember that she smiled at me. She did not say "My Boobs are on fire!!!"

turtle777 · Aug 10, 2005, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by Hugi

Report her to the authorities. This kind of shameless public display is disgusting and revolting!

-t

m a d r a · Aug 10, 2005, 10:15 AM

i wonder if the poster had been a girl and the flasher a bloke would everyone have been so "hey! - that's cool!" about it?

</ boring mature adult mode>

turtle777 · Aug 10, 2005, 10:18 AM

Oh, and of course we need the mandatory

-t

SSharon · Aug 10, 2005, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by JustAnOl'Broad

Was this a dream sequence, or did ya throw her some beads?

Bet your knee felt better after that and ya weren't limping anymore.

I'm sure that's not the only thing that wasn't limp anymore . . .

I was David B. · Aug 10, 2005, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by SimpleLife

Please remember that she smiled at me. She did not say "My Boobs are on fire!!!"

What do you think was going on in her mind? Smile at a guy, show him her boobs. Meaning ... what?

budster101 · Aug 10, 2005, 12:19 PM

Chicks do that to me all the time....

Hugi · Aug 10, 2005, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Oh, and of course we need the mandatory

-t

Seconded and thirded!

Kevin · Aug 10, 2005, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by budster101

Chicks do that to me all the time....

budster101 · Aug 10, 2005, 09:05 PM

I'm Blind!!! Omg!!!!11!!!!0!!!1

Atomic Rooster · Aug 10, 2005, 09:15 PM

Truck is now a write-off.

SimpleLife · Aug 10, 2005, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by I was David B.

What do you think was going on in her mind? Smile at a guy, show him her boobs. Meaning ... what?

I dunno...

It was really hot that day.

iMOTOR · Aug 10, 2005, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by I was David B.

What do you think was going on in her mind? Smile at a guy, show him her boobs. Meaning ... what?

She clearly intended to communicate her desire to use him for sexual purposes. When I'm in that situation, I at least demand dinner and a movie before the woman savages me in bed.

SimpleLife- you're lucky you didn't get raped. I'd use the buddy system when walking from now on.

m a d r a · Aug 11, 2005, 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

them two look a bit undernourished for americans - get them to a macdonalds quick!

I was David B. · Aug 11, 2005, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by iMOTOR

She clearly intended to communicate her desire to use him for sexual purposes. When I'm in that situation, I at least demand dinner and a movie before the woman savages me in bed.

SimpleLife- you're lucky you didn't get raped. I'd use the buddy system when walking from now on.

What a dream - country where you live: women rape men - Yeahhh

.

SimpleLife · Aug 11, 2005, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by iMOTOR

She clearly intended to communicate her desire to use him for sexual purposes. When I'm in that situation, I at least demand dinner and a movie before the woman savages me in bed.

SimpleLife- you're lucky you didn't get raped. I'd use the buddy system when walking from now on.

LOL!!

Actually, I hope to see her again...

Athens · Aug 11, 2005, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by SimpleLife

...and I am limping. I got a bruised knee from a bad run.

Anyway, it is 11:30 am in Montreal, and it is hot.

I walk the shadowed side of the sidewalk. There is that woman, coming towards me. She must be about 20-25 and really pretty. She wears that huge t-shirt and you can tell she has a nice set of you-know-what...

She then proceeds to lift her t-shirt, flashes her breast and smiles with all the glorious white teeth that there are in her mouth while walking by me...

I am in shock; so I smile back and walk on...

*smack head* that was your que to flash her you gear

Don't say you have a pad lock on your zipper hehe

Athens · Aug 11, 2005, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by I was David B.

What a dream - country where you live: women rape men - Yeahhh

.

and a nightmare if its a really ugly creature that cant even really be called a woman

I was David B. · Aug 11, 2005, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Athens

and a nightmare if its a really ugly creature that cant even really be called a woman

Think positive!

turtle777 · Aug 11, 2005, 10:04 AM

Dude, Kevin, you suck. That was not necessary.

-t

Shaddim · Aug 11, 2005, 10:32 AM

and you didn't offer to buy her coffee, lunch, anything?

WTF were you thinking?!? Could have been spending the rest of the day playing with those, instead of remembering them.

Kids....

SimpleLife · Aug 11, 2005, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by MacNStein

and you didn't offer to buy her coffee, lunch, anything?

WTF were you thinking?!? Could have been spending the rest of the day playing with those, instead of remembering them.

Kids....

I was not!

That is my whole point with

!!

And I am desperatly looking for her and she is nowhere to be found!

Aw shucks..

Ω · Aug 11, 2005, 11:41 AM

Girls like that are like Superheroes.

They like the idea that they have helped someone, but they are not looking for recognition.

Kevin · Aug 11, 2005, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Dude, Kevin, you suck. That was not necessary.

budster101 · Aug 11, 2005, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by SimpleLife

I was not!

That is my whole point with

!!

And I am desperatly looking for her and she is nowhere to be found!

Aw shucks..

Take an advertisement out in the paper.
Walk that way home exactly at that time every day.
Drop leaflets.

Where do you think she was going to or coming from?
Think "Sherlock Holmes" here... be deductive.

She could not have been walking too far, so map out a radius of that area to 1 mile.
What stores and establishments are there?
Did she look like the type to visit any of them?

turtle777 · Aug 11, 2005, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Can I charge you for the therapy I have to undergo ?

-t

I was David B. · Aug 11, 2005, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by SimpleLife

I was not!

That is my whole point with

!!

And I am desperatly looking for her and she is nowhere to be found!

Aw shucks..

Maybe she only lifted her shirt because it was obvious that you were no danger (because of your knee). And now she sits with her friends and they have a good time imagining how much you torture yourself because of the lost chance.

Shaddim · Aug 11, 2005, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by SimpleLife

I was not!

That is my whole point with

!!

And I am desperatly looking for her and she is nowhere to be found!

Aw shucks..

[Joey voice]HOT GIRL!!! WHERE ARE YOU HOT GIRL!?![/Joey voice]

SimpleLife · Aug 11, 2005, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by I was David B.

Maybe she only lifted her shirt because it was obvious that you were no danger (because of your knee). And now she sits with her friends and they have a good time imagining how much you torture yourself because of the lost chance.

OUCH! That Hurts!!!

budster101 · Aug 11, 2005, 03:37 PM

If she really liked you she'd have lifted her skirt too.... what a tease.

I was David B. · Aug 12, 2005, 04:20 AM

Originally Posted by SimpleLife

OUCH! That Hurts!!!

Sorry, I did not mean to hurt you.
But I am a physicist and we are trying to find all options and see how realistic they are. This is not too far fetched, is it?

But on the other hand, if you meet her again, you have something to talk about. Thats the main problem if you see a nice girl - how to start. Here this problem is solved and there are all chances that you might have a nice talk ...

m a d r a · Aug 12, 2005, 04:36 AM

i do hope you two get together - if only for that moment fifty years from now when one of your grandchildren turns to you and says "so granda - how did you and granny meet?"