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FulcrumPilot · 03:28 PM

My friend at work thinks he would drive a Trabant.

http://www.team.net/www/ktud/trabi.html

I asked him why and he says:

"cared for others not himself...so he wouldn't spend money on extravagant things"

I think he has a point.

RAILhead · Mar 9, 2005, 03:25 PM

I don't think He'd drive anything. I think he'd walk everywhere -- and when He needed to travel a great distance, I think He'd get a ride from someone else.

Seriously.

Maury

hotani · Mar 9, 2005, 03:29 PM

Actually with today's long distances to travel, and being a man of little or no material posessions, I think he'd ride the bus.

hotani · Mar 9, 2005, 03:30 PM

or maybe he'd be heading up "team Jesus"

malvolio · Mar 9, 2005, 03:33 PM

I'm sure John Paul II would be willing to lend Jesus his ride:

ManOfSteal · Mar 9, 2005, 03:45 PM

He would fly...

First-Class.

malvolio · Mar 9, 2005, 03:56 PM

Or maybe he would borrow something from his Dad's fleet.

waxcrash · Mar 9, 2005, 04:14 PM

Jesus would get around on roller skates.

E's Lil Theorem · Mar 9, 2005, 04:18 PM

He'd teleport everywhere. Actually, he is omnipresent, so maybe he doesn't need to travel at all

angelmb · Mar 9, 2005, 04:29 PM

another vote for the papamobile, but the M Class

budster101 · Mar 9, 2005, 04:31 PM

I don't know what he would drive, but I know based on his last experience it would have to haul azz...

Wait a tick:

After further thought...

What would he drive indeed...

or

...

We could ask him:

____

What would he drive? AN SUV

storer · Mar 9, 2005, 04:48 PM

A Hyundai, no question.

take that Jesus!

ajprice · Mar 9, 2005, 05:01 PM

Agasthya · Mar 9, 2005, 05:06 PM

Lamborghini Diablo

Strictly for ironic reasons though.

Deimos · Mar 9, 2005, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by RAILhead:
I think He'd get a ride from someone else.

Seriously.

Maury

That raises another question. Would you pick up a hitcher looking like Jesus?

Shaddim · Mar 9, 2005, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by Deimos:
That raises another question. Would you pick up a hitcher looking like Jesus?

Yup, and have done so more times than I can count.

I agree with others, he'd walk or ride a bike everywhere (maybe hitch if it's a long distance).

wdlove · Mar 9, 2005, 05:29 PM

There is no way to know for sure.

Deimos · Mar 9, 2005, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by MacNStein:
Yup, and have done so more times than I can count.

Well, I hope you pull over for me sometime.

MountainMac · Mar 9, 2005, 05:33 PM

Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you gotta cut that hair."
Boy says, "Hey Dad, Jesus had long hair"
And Dad says, "That's right, son--Jesus walked everywhere."

Shaddim · Mar 9, 2005, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Deimos:
Well, I hope you pull over for me sometime.

If I drive by, and you aren't covered in mud (or otherwise completely filthy), the odds are pretty good.

Deimos · Mar 9, 2005, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by MacNStein:
If I drive by, and you aren't covered in mud (or otherwise completely filthy), the odds are pretty good.

Ah, the days of trying of trying to hitch a lift after a music festival. Covered in crud from head to toe.

mitchell_pgh · Mar 9, 2005, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by Deimos:
That raises another question. Would you pick up a hitcher looking like Jesus?

Hey, look everyone... didn't you get banned?

Deimos · Mar 9, 2005, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
Hey, look everyone... didn't you get banned?

Me? Um, no, why do you say that?

Think you might have me mixed up with some other person. Or you're going a little blind and can't distinguish between various member's names.

Mafia · Mar 9, 2005, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by MountainMac:
Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you gotta cut that hair."
Boy says, "Hey Dad, Jesus had long hair"
And Dad says, "That's right, son--Jesus walked everywhere."

oldie but goodie.

Shaddim · Mar 9, 2005, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Deimos:
Ah, the days of trying of trying to hitch a lift after a music festival. Covered in crud from head to toe.

No offense, I simply hate having to hose down the leather.

I suppose I could haul the blanket out of the trunk though.

Deimos · Mar 9, 2005, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by MacNStein:
No offense, I simply hate having to hose down the leather.

I suppose I could haul the blanket out of the trunk though.

Don't worry, my Glastonbury days are long over.

AKcrab · Mar 9, 2005, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by waxcrash:
Jesus would get around on roller skates.

Nah, Jesus is hip. He would use rollerblades. Would he wear a helmet?

Originally posted by Agasthya:
Lamborghini Diablo

Zimphire · Mar 9, 2005, 08:40 PM

nredman · Mar 9, 2005, 09:06 PM

walk

Kenneth · Mar 9, 2005, 09:30 PM

One thing I don't really get it. This kind of question is so yesterday. Com' on people.

Xeo · Mar 10, 2005, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by MountainMac:
Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you gotta cut that hair."
Boy says, "Hey Dad, Jesus had long hair"
And Dad says, "That's right, son--Jesus walked everywhere."

I heard that same joke but with job rather than hair cut.

Cody Dawg · Mar 10, 2005, 12:16 AM

Jesus walked on water.

Therefore, he'd upgrade and want to go faster...over water...

Phanguye · Mar 10, 2005, 12:32 AM

All we have to do is look to the scriptures:

Some seem to indicate that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof,there is a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

God seemed to drive at least three cars... the Bible says that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury, which would mean that God would be driving a Plymouth.

However, Psalm 83 indicates that the Almighty owned at least two cars -- a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

So take your pic.

Cadaver · Mar 10, 2005, 01:15 AM

Prius or Civic hybrid??