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Mr. Bob · Apr 23, 2004, 05:51 AM

Hypothetically, the Apocalypse is nigh, you are sitting in your room chillin� when God and Satan decide to destroy the entire planet, and all who are sustained by it. Demons are crawling from the under earth devouring everyone in sight, while God�s minions create a havoc which sends thousands to their doom.

Which side will you be on?

Vote Above.

P.S. For all of you, who want to bash this thread, remember you read it so you have nothing to say. Also, it�s not like the subject mislead you or anything.

L E · Apr 23, 2004, 05:54 AM

Voted "death to all".

phoenixboy · Apr 23, 2004, 06:18 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Bob:
Hypothetically, the Apocalypse is nigh, you are sitting in your room chillin� when God and Satan decide to destroy the entire planet, and all who are sustained by it. Demons are crawling from the under earth devouring everyone in sight, while God�s minions create a havoc which sends thousands to their doom.

i think you have watched one too many anime movies.

mitchell_pgh · Apr 23, 2004, 06:42 AM

I'm rather sure I would be on the dead side.

I think the idea of a long line with God picking out the "good" people is a thousand year old joke...

angaq0k · Apr 23, 2004, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
I'm rather sure I would be on the dead side.

I think the idea of a long line with God picking out the "good" people is a thousand year old joke...

Well, it is a tough job being God...

Maybe it's part of his retirement plan?

voodoo · Apr 23, 2004, 06:57 AM

Originally posted by phoenixboy:
i think you have watched one too many anime movies.

Sounds like it.

- - e r i k - - · Apr 23, 2004, 08:06 AM

yakkiebah · Apr 23, 2004, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by voodoo:

Sounds like it.

I don't know, the tentacles and schoolgirls are absent...

Shaddim · Apr 23, 2004, 09:43 AM

Cthulhu Blues

Cthulhu comin' round, meltin' out ma brain
Got no bidness standin' in de rain
Got dem Cthulhu blues, gots to spread de news
Ain't no place to run, no use gettin' yo gun
when you got dem Cthulhu blues.

Deep one came round, took ma woman away
Guess I'll huntin' for her on another day
Got dem Cthulhu blues
Gots to spread the news
This ain't no dream
Guess I'll stand here and scream
With ma Cthulhu blues.

L E · Apr 23, 2004, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by MacNStein:
Cthulhu Blues

Cthulhu comin' round, meltin' out ma brain
Got no bidness standin' in de rain
Got dem Cthulhu blues, gots to spread de news
Ain't no place to run, no use gettin' yo gun
when you got dem Cthulhu blues.

Deep one came round, took ma woman away
Guess I'll huntin' for her on another day
Got dem Cthulhu blues
Gots to spread the news
This ain't no dream
Guess I'll stand here and scream
With ma Cthulhu blues.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

You win the internet.

MacGorilla · Apr 23, 2004, 10:15 AM

Thats awesome.

chris v · Apr 23, 2004, 10:24 AM

Zimphy already said I could have all his stuff after the rapture.

I'll be chillin' all by my lonesome in Vegas.

CV

Zimphire · Apr 23, 2004, 10:27 AM

You can have my codpiece collection.

MacGorilla · Apr 23, 2004, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
You can have my codpiece collection.

chris v · Apr 23, 2004, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
You can have my codpiece collection.

Sorry, it'd never fit.

CV

Zimphire · Apr 23, 2004, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by chris v:
Sorry, it'd never fit.

CV

You'd eventually grow into them I am sure.

Sherwin · Apr 23, 2004, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
You'd eventually grow into them I am sure.

wdlove · Apr 23, 2004, 11:25 AM

It is God and God alone that will decide the time that the end will occur. He will send Jesus Christ to collect the harvest. It is through my salvation in Jesus and faith that I will be chosen!

gadster · Apr 23, 2004, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Bob:
Hypothetically, the Apocalypse is nigh, you are sitting in your room chillin� when God and Satan decide to destroy the entire planet, and all who are sustained by it. Demons are crawling from the under earth devouring everyone in sight, while God�s minions create a havoc which sends thousands to their doom.

Which side will you be on?

Vote Above.

P.S. For all of you, who want to bash this thread, remember you read it so you have nothing to say. Also, it�s not like the subject mislead you or anything.

There will be no apocalypse.

You idiot.

Demons, crawling.

Sheesh.

ghost_flash · Apr 23, 2004, 11:41 AM

It happened already. Where were you? Sleeping? You slept through it!

Sheesh.

L E · Apr 23, 2004, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by wdlove:
It is God and God alone that will decide the time that the end will occur. He will send Jesus Christ to collect the harvest. It is through my salvation in Jesus and faith that I will be chosen!

This place has tainted my ability to dissect passages of text to determine whether or not sarcasm is used. Or maybe just the internet in general. Anyway, if you're joking, that's the best use of sarcasm I've seen in ages. And if not...erm, my apologies?

gadster · Apr 23, 2004, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by L E:
This place has tainted my ability to dissect passages of text to determine whether or not sarcasm is used. Or maybe just the internet in general. Anyway, if you're joking, that's the best use of sarcasm I've seen in ages. And if not...erm, my apologies?

WD does not 'do' sarcasm. God bless him.

gadster · Apr 23, 2004, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
It happened already. Where were you? Sleeping? You slept through it!

Sheesh.

I don't sleep.

L E · Apr 23, 2004, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by gadster:
WD does not 'do' sarcasm. God bless him.

Then I...just...

wow.

ghost_flash · Apr 23, 2004, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by gadster:
I don't sleep.

If you don't sleep, then let me explain what happens.

Your body forces you to sleep. Even when you think you are awake, you are napping.
Millisecond naps.

Ever drive somewhere and then can't imagine how you got there? Don't recall landmarks?

You were napping. Mini-napping.

It happened in a millisecond. The rapture happened... you were sleeping.

gadster · Apr 23, 2004, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
If you don't sleep, then let me explain what happens.

Your body forces you to sleep. Even when you think you are awake, you are napping.
Millisecond naps.

Ever drive somewhere and then can't imagine how you got there? Don't recall landmarks?

You were napping. Mini-napping.

It happened in a millisecond. The rapture happened... you were sleeping.

So where am I now, rapture-wise?

MacGorilla · Apr 23, 2004, 12:26 PM

On a scale of 1-10, rapture wise, I'd say, 2

beb · Apr 23, 2004, 12:26 PM

I would like some friends. So I guess Hell would be the place for me. I guess I'd be sitting on a barstool with a really bad headache trying to talk to some 14th century demon about the virtues of toilet papering the VW bus outside. The demon would be trying to explain to me that because of the heat that the toilet paper burnt up and the VW bus exploded about an hour ago. Bartender! Another round please! Make it a double!

ghost_flash · Apr 23, 2004, 12:26 PM

H E double toothpicks with the rest of us.

I don't know. There are so many of them going on...

gadster · Apr 23, 2004, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by MacGorilla:
On a scale of 1-10, rapture wise, I'd say, 2

So fairly low on the rapturisation scale for me, huh? By your estimation? Hmmmm.

MacGorilla · Apr 23, 2004, 12:36 PM

Just a guess, I'm not well versed in Rapture related studies.

andi*pandi · Apr 23, 2004, 12:41 PM

I'm sure the nice space aliens will have picked me up long before the apocalypse occurs.

scaught · Apr 23, 2004, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
H E double toothpicks with the rest of us.

I don't know. There are so many of them going on...

H E double hockey sticks. duh.

im so disappointed in you GF.

i think all the christians are going to get it for being such a bunch of herd minded suckasses.

gadster · Apr 23, 2004, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by MacGorilla:
Just a guess, I'm not well versed in Rapture related studies.

I suspect ghost-flash will have a more accurate figure for the rapture rating. Although, according to the ghost-flash, I missed the durn rapture, because I was asleep at the time. You gotta hate that!

I miss *everything* because I am asleep! I wonder if I could get a special voucher or something? You know, buy one, get one free or something like that?

God is a capitalist, right? Surely there are some consumer offers at the Pearly Gates?

wataru · Apr 23, 2004, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by wdlove:
It is God and God alone that will decide the time that the end will occur. He will send Jesus Christ to collect the harvest. It is through my salvation in Jesus and faith that I will be chosen!

Just a tip: Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

ghost_flash · Apr 23, 2004, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by scaught:
H E double hockey sticks. duh.

im so disappointed in you GF.

i think all the christians are going to get it for being such a bunch of herd minded suckasses.

Dude:

Learn to begin a sentence with a Capital Letter, then try not to be so serious, and
finally there is no need to insult, attack, or be rude such as you just were.

You know I'm a Christian / Catholic, so you did insult me and call me a "suckass".

I'm more than dissapointed in you. I'm offended by you.

BTW: It was meant to be funny. "H E double hockey sticks, ... with the rest of us"

Quote the whole thing,not just what serves your own selfish purpose.

phoenixboy · Apr 23, 2004, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by wdlove:
It is God and God alone that will decide the time that the end will occur. He will send Jesus Christ to collect the harvest...

...and then he'll invite us all over to his place, to get us high

scaught · Apr 23, 2004, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
Dude:

Learn to begin a sentence with a Capital Letter, then try not to be so serious, and
finally there is no need to insult, attack, or be rude such as you just were.

You know I'm a Christian / Catholic, so you did insult me and call me a "suckass".

I'm more than dissapointed in you. I'm offended by you.

BTW: It was meant to be funny. "H E double hockey sticks, ... with the rest of us"

Quote the whole thing,not just what serves your own selfish purpose.

dude.

i never use my shift key to post on a stupid internet forum. its pointless.

you wrote " H E double toothpicks", i was correcting you.

and my comment was overly inflammatory and dumb, but if you really believe what you believe it, it shouldn't affect you at all.

Shaddim · Apr 23, 2004, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by L E:
This place has tainted my ability to dissect passages of text to determine whether or not sarcasm is used. Or maybe just the internet in general. Anyway, if you're joking, that's the best use of sarcasm I've seen in ages. And if not...erm, my apologies?

wdlove *never* uses sarcasm, he's incapable. Really.

Shaddim · Apr 23, 2004, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by gadster:
So where am I now, rapture-wise?

You'll only get 5 feet off the ground, tops. Tough luck.

OH-N'omac · Apr 23, 2004, 01:09 PM

It is the elser gods that will decide the time and place that the end will occur. Cuthulu and the evil gods will awake from their slumber and clear the earth of man. It is through my sacrifice and worship for the elder gods that I will be spared the worst tortures and eaten first.

beb · Apr 23, 2004, 01:56 PM

Can I still watch the spice channel?

Mulattabianca · Apr 23, 2004, 01:56 PM

I am not on either side.

Apocalypse is for people who believe in christian / jew / muslim god only. Not for otehrs.

MacGorilla · Apr 23, 2004, 05:18 PM

Hmmm...I'm not feeling very Rapture-ish right about now. I guess I destined to give Hitler a sponge bath in hell.

MdntCommercial · Apr 23, 2004, 05:43 PM

I already work for God, but to kill for God would be pretty ****ing sweet too...

AKcrab · Apr 23, 2004, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by MdntCommercial:
I already work for God, but to kill for God would be pretty ****ing sweet too...

WTF?

dillerX · Apr 23, 2004, 06:51 PM

i always pick the wrong side.

who's supposed to win? vegas have a line out yet?

entrox · Apr 24, 2004, 06:07 AM

"Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven." -- John Milton

Zimphire · Apr 24, 2004, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by entrox:
"Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven." -- John Milton

No one reigns in hell.

angaq0k · Apr 24, 2004, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
No one reigns in hell.

Actually, I believe everybody does, which is why it is Hell...