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Who told the gorilla he couldn't attend the ballet?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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A little joke for you, as told by Louis CK's daughter:
Q: Who told the gorilla he couldn't attend the ballet?
A: The person in charge of making that decision
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I thought I knew you guys better.
Nobody here into gorillas, or ballet, or Louis CK? I thought this was a slam dunk.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2001
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For whatever reason, I only just saw this now. LOVE Louis CK. And I would totally pay good money to see his daughter do stand-up.
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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender unsure of what to do, asks the bar owner what he should do. "There's a gorilla at the bar," he says, "and he wants a beer. What should I do?" The owner of the bar says, "Give him the beer and charge him $20. He'll think it's too much and leave."
So the bartender gives the gorilla the beer and charges him twenty bucks for it. Sure enough, the gorilla drinks the beer, and leaves.
The next day, the gorilla walks back into the bar and orders another beer. The bartender, remembering his instructions from the bar owner, serves the gorilla and charges him twenty dollars. The gorilla drinks the beer and leaves.
The next day, the gorilla once more walks into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the gorilla the beer, and says to him, "Ya know, we don't get many gorillas in here." The gorilla looks at the bartender and says, "Well no wonder, look at the prices you charge."
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Where's the gorilla joke from? Don't remember it from season 1 or 2 of Louis. Was it in his first sitcom show?
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Leno.
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