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Face Ache · Sep 22, 2003, 08:09 PM

Exhibit A. Brigitte Bardot.

Try to die young kids.

Apple Pro Underwear · Sep 22, 2003, 08:10 PM

wha??? you guys don't like milfs?

funkboy · Sep 22, 2003, 08:14 PM

Why I do believe that one photo is... nsfw?

Sherwin · Sep 22, 2003, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by Face Ache:

Nipple!

In before the lock.

memento · Sep 22, 2003, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by Apple Pro Underwear:
wha??? you guys don't like milfs?

don't you mean gilfs?

Face Ache · Sep 22, 2003, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Nipple!

In before the lock.

Wowser: Australian slang. Straight-laced person, prude, puritan, spoilsport.

Sherwin · Sep 22, 2003, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Face Ache:

Wowser: Australian slang. Straight-laced person, prude, puritan, spoilsport.

Harold Bishop?

Face Ache · Sep 22, 2003, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Harold Bishop?

Had to look him up, but yes. Exactly.

You watch Neighbours?

I was in Home & Away once (as "man with sandwiches"

).

Sherwin · 10:15 PM

Originally posted by Face Ache:
You watch Neighbours?

Strictly a "look at the Oz totty while eating lunch" kind of thing, you understand.

Spheric Harlot · Sep 23, 2003, 09:27 AM

Exhibit B: Loren.

She's held up a lot better.

The difference, I think, is character.

Sophia is just ten times the persona BB ever was.

And Bardot is apparently now a racist militant animal activist.

My esteem for her has dropped through the basement over the last few years.

-s*

Cipher13 · Sep 23, 2003, 09:35 AM

That first example would make a great anti-smoking campaign

Sherwin · Sep 23, 2003, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
And Bardot is apparently now a racist militant animal activist.

I read that thing about the BB racism and didn't get it. What she said (can't remember what is was now) didn't appear racist to me - just looked like a bunch of lefties jumping on an out-of-context quote 'coz there wasn't a war or similar event for them to moan about that week.

Sherwin · Sep 23, 2003, 09:43 AM

Exhibit C - Jaclyn Smith:

Not too shabby.

catsank · Sep 23, 2003, 09:57 AM

Exhibit D - gone over to tiffany's now...

I think it's all to do with Bone structure and cutting back on the pork pies.

theolein · Sep 23, 2003, 09:58 AM

I'd put my before and after pics in here, but I wouldn't want to hurt Face Ache's sensitivities.

Spheric Harlot · Sep 23, 2003, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
I read that thing about the BB racism and didn't get it. What she said (can't remember what is was now) didn't appear racist to me - just looked like a bunch of lefties jumping on an out-of-context quote 'coz there wasn't a war or similar event for them to moan about that week.

I'm not so sure.

This is a left-wing site, but the quotes are pretty clear IMO.
http://www.indybay.org/news/2003/05/1610376_comment.php

"I do not hold religious Muslims in high esteem," she concedes in her introduction, and throughout the book her deepest wrath is reserved for the "Islamisation" of France and -- her particular bete noire -- the Muslim ritual of animal sacrifice at Eid el-Kebir.

"For 20 years we have submitted to a dangerous and uncontrolled underground infiltration. Not only does it fail to give way to our laws and customs. Quite the contrary, as time goes by it tries to impose its own laws on us," Bardot writes.

"We were disturbed by their barbaric practices; we went to court; we condemned their unacceptable behaviour which left homes covered in blood, and filled rubbish chutes with skin, bone and oozing brains. To no avail!" says the activist, who has been convicted three times for inciting racial hatred.

[...]

"All those 'youths' who terrorise the population, rape young girls, train pit-bulls for attack ... spit on the police -- they are the ones who at the smallest signal from their chiefs will suddenly put us through the same kind of thing that happened in a Moscow theatre."

There are plenty of other targets for Bardot's unflinching abuse -- notably modern gays who, unlike her own dignified homosexual friends, "jiggle their bottoms, put their little fingers in the air and with their little castrato voices moan about what those ghastly heteros put them through."

[...]

Not even French prostitutes are what they used to be, bemoans the star of "And God created Woman."

"Our lovely, kind street-walkers have been replaced by girls from the East, Nigerians, travellers, trans-sexuals, drag-queens, bearers of AIDS (news - web sites) and other friendly gifts. Having a risk-free go is becoming a real exploit," Bardot writes.

It is time, she says, to re-open the "maisons closes" -- the authorised brothels shut down by the government in 1946 when Bardot was 11.

"All spent fluids would enjoy the medical and sanitary surveillance that is indispensible to our age -- an age in which all venereal diseases come to us borne by men and women who traffic their various orifices and contaminate those who fill them," she writes.

While I like her stance on prostitution, I think the general gist here is clear.

Oh, and apparently she likes Jean-Marie Le Pen for his "consistency and clarity".

Okay.

-s*

Spheric Harlot · Sep 23, 2003, 10:04 AM

And a big, thumping "Rah! Rah!" to catsank for posting images of Audrey!

*sigh*

...audrey...

RIP.

-s*

Face Ache · Sep 23, 2003, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by theolein:
I'd put my before and after pics in here, but I wouldn't want to hurt Face Ache's sensitivities.

I have sensitivities?

theolein · Sep 23, 2003, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Face Ache:
I have sensitivities?

C'mon, everyone knows you're actually a big softy.

Sherwin · Sep 23, 2003, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
"I do not hold religious Muslims in high esteem," she concedes in her introduction, and throughout the book her deepest wrath is reserved for the "Islamisation" of France and -- her particular bete noire -- the Muslim ritual of animal sacrifice at Eid el-Kebir.

"For 20 years we have submitted to a dangerous and uncontrolled underground infiltration. Not only does it fail to give way to our laws and customs. Quite the contrary, as time goes by it tries to impose its own laws on us," Bardot writes.

"We were disturbed by their barbaric practices; we went to court; we condemned their unacceptable behaviour which left homes covered in blood, and filled rubbish chutes with skin, bone and oozing brains. To no avail!" says the activist, who has been convicted three times for inciting racial hatred.

Arhh. Now the quote is refreshed in my memory, I remember why I thought it wasn't racism. Islam isn't a race. I doubt the lefties would have jumped on her and started with the "racial hatred" comments if she was moaning about Christianity. Which perhaps proves her point.

(not intended for discussion - just a heads up as to why her comments didn't register as racism to me - this is not the politics lounge!)

Spheric Harlot · Sep 23, 2003, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Arhh. Now the quote is refreshed in my memory, I remember why I thought it wasn't racism. Islam isn't a race. I doubt the lefties would have jumped on her and started with the "racial hatred" comments if she was moaning about Christianity. Which perhaps proves her point.

(not intended for discussion - just a heads up as to why her comments didn't register as racism to me - this is not the politics lounge!)

I see - the blood and bone comment was apparently directed at slaughtering practices and stems from her career as an animal-rights activist.

Yeah, I see what you mean.

-s*

wdlove · Sep 23, 2003, 11:03 AM

Our society has too great of a hangup on looks!

scottiB · Sep 23, 2003, 11:30 AM

Tippi Hedren:

Another animal activist (though doing it right--if I may say), she created Shambala Preserve as a refuge for wild animals that were being sold or kept as pets.

Freeflyer · Sep 23, 2003, 01:28 PM

No photos but:

Honor Blackman,
Joanna Lumley
Audrey Hepburn (sigh!)
Jane Fonda (not too shabby)

yep, there are some good ones out there, this list is sure to build as the older ones amongst us relive our adolescent angst

J.

scottiB · Sep 23, 2003, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by Freeflyer:
Honor Blackman,

Amen, brother.

tooki · Sep 24, 2003, 01:29 AM

Getting old sucks.

So don't.

tooki

Face Ache · Sep 24, 2003, 03:31 AM

Originally posted by tooki:
So don't.

tooki

I'll have you know I'm ageing fabulously darling.

lemondrop · Sep 24, 2003, 05:33 AM

Originally posted by wdlove:
Our society has too great of a hangup on looks!

Amen, brother man. Women flock to me for my amazing ability to do math.

Then I get all funny on thier ass, Talk some **** on myself. Chicks dig that. Throw a couple beers in em'. Next thing ya know I'm smoking a smoke.

game.set.match

suprz · Sep 24, 2003, 07:15 AM

DAMN!!!
bridgette in that first photo!....

now that would be worth building a time machine and taking a trip back for!

i would soooooo do her! (back then of course, not now....eeeuuuggh)

Spheric Harlot · Sep 24, 2003, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by Face Ache:
I'll have you know I'm ageing fabulously darling.

Oh, and props for the Dolby reference.

-s*

Rain · Sep 24, 2003, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
Exhibit B: Loren.

She's held up a lot better.-s*

*cough* plastic surgery *cough cough*

Ms. Audrey Hepburn will always be forever beautiful. She's a classic beauty. None of those morons in Hollywood will ever be as classy as her [/Audrey Fan, lol]

But yea, aging does suck. First you're cute as baby, then you're beautiful as an adult, still beautiful at middle age and a bit more, then BOOM...it's all downhill and wrinkles from there

Man, aging SUCK!

Spheric Harlot · Sep 24, 2003, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by Rain:
Ms. Audrey Hepburn will always be forever beautiful. She's a classic beauty. None of those morons in Hollywood will ever be as classy as her [/Audrey Fan, lol]

Cubeoid · Sep 24, 2003, 11:02 AM

I thought this was going to be a post on Face Ache and his battle with the years...

daimoni · 07:52 PM

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Spheric Harlot · Sep 25, 2003, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by daimoni:
You blinded me with laughter.

subtle.

-s*