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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Boynton Beach, Florida, USA
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....You hear people talking about The OC and your first thought is about how fast you can push your CPU's speed.
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2.7Ghz 15" Mid 2012 MBP 16GB RAM 7.2k 750GB HD anti-glare display|64GB iPad4 ATT LTE|
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2002
Location: New York City
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...You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that typeface."
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Retired.
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Moderator Emeritus  Join Date: Sep 2001
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...You find yourself beating off while unpacking your new Apple product.
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Senior User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: san fran, ca
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you've ever repeatedly reloaded your browser to see if someone's replied to your post.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Nashville, TN
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You drool when a classmate tells you about their new G5... but don't give a **** about the prom.
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Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
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you here the word OC and all you can think about is OxyContin
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Washington, DC
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You secretly wish there was a magazine that would show photos of other Mac users unpacking their Macs.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2002
Location: New York City
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...You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Washington, DC
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You can say "Oh, don't worry, I've got the PMS" without snickering...
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Madison, WI
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Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
You secretly wish there was a magazine that would show photos of other Mac users unpacking their Macs.
So rrue!!! I remember checking out all the "unpacking my new iMac" sites when the FP iMac's first came out. 
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
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... you catagorize your pr0n according to the mood you may be in.
... you can tell the app the studio used to produce said pr0n.
... you actually use the term "pr0n" in spoken conversation (heard a guy do this the other day). 
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Union County, NJ
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Originally posted by zachs:
...You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that typeface."
Done that 
Mike
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
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Originally posted by PowerMacMan:
...You find yourself beating off while unpacking your new Apple product.
Inquiring minds wish to know...
How many hands do you have???
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Always within bluetooth range
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Originally posted by zachs:
...You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
... same thing with software update
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
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You might be a geek if...
...You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that typeface."
...You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
...You drool when a classmate tells you about their new G5... but don't give a **** about the prom.
...You've ever repeatedly reloaded your browser to see if someone's replied to your post.
Been there. Done that. Loads of times.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Union County, NJ
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Originally posted by Ois�n:
Been there. Done that. Loads of times.
All except the prom. I actually went to two 
Mike
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Always within bluetooth range
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funny ... I would submit one more to that site.
If you insist that your new computer has "farwar" (firewire)
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Union County, NJ
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Originally posted by Krusty:
funny ... I would submit one more to that site.
If you insist that your new computer has "farwar" (firewire)
Is that like "Jagwire"?
Mike
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 1999
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[whistles nervously] Sooo .... how many times have we all refreshed this thread looking for replies to our posts ??
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Union County, NJ
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Originally posted by Krusty:
[whistles nervously] Sooo .... how many times have we all refreshed this thread looking for replies to our posts ??
I'm waiting for this stupid MPEG2 encoding to finish so I can go to bed. Not much else to do except fiddle with the guitar which I'm too tired to do at the moment.
Mike
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 1999
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Originally posted by starman:
I'm waiting for this stupid MPEG2 encoding to finish so I can go to bed ...
Of course you realize the irony of making that statement in this thread 
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Union County, NJ
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I do, but what am I going to do...hide it all? .
Mike
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Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Arizona
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Originally posted by Ois�n:
Inquiring minds wish to know...
How many hands do you have???
I've developed a method called 'work, pause and jerk'
Err... No! I mean, 'I' didn't develop it, I mean... people who do such things have done... er...
<Me> Runs away. </Me>
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Always within bluetooth range
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I've got a new submission:
YMBAGI .... you send people emails from your cellphone when calling would be just as easy -- you do this because you can and you want people to know it
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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...the people at the front desk who sort your mail no longer ask for your photo ID when handing you packages, since you get three or four a month containing various computer stuff.
That is now the case with me.
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"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" *wheeze*
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