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Ikea Canada likes its dogs models to be hung like horses [IMG]
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Now tell me that dog is gay or a Christian, please 
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I'd be more concerned about the little kid in red (just behind the woman in green).
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Now tell me that dog is gay or a Christian, please
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You think you can go one thread without that line? We all know how badly you want to go there. 
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
You think you can go one thread without that line? We all know how badly you want to go there.
Nah, I'll wait for Salty to bring a Bible College story that includes dogs and testicles. 
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Nah, I'll wait for Salty to bring a Bible College story that includes dogs and testicles.
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Oh right, your second favorite 
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Link and pic are dead for me...for some reason I can't get into ctv.ca
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Until people started mentioning it, I never noticed.
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Originally Posted by screamingFit
Until people started mentioning it, I never noticed.
You gatte have an eye for that
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Knick knack paddy wack, give the dog a bone(r)
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Link and pic are dead for me...for some reason I can't get into ctv.ca
Damn Canadian censors, eh? Works fine for me...
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Link and pic are dead for me...for some reason I can't get into ctv.ca
It was dead for a while and just came back up.
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Like a horse? I think you mean like a human with a small willy.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
Like a horse? I think you mean like a human with a small willy.
Maybe Canadian horses have smaller willies ?
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never would have noticed.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
never would have noticed.
Neither would I but apparently there are people who made quite a hobby out of finding weird things in the Ikea catalogs like cat pictures and strange books on the shelves.
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Same here. I never noticed it. In fact, I still can't really see what they're talking about.
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Originally Posted by Eug
Same here. I never noticed it. In fact, I still can't really see what they're talking about.
Since you are Asian I am not surprised you have a hard time finding that particular organ
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Never noticed and don't really care
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Neither would I but apparently there are people who made quite a hobby out of finding weird things in the Ikea catalogs like cat pictures and strange books on the shelves.
And then there are those that post the findings on message boards.
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Nah, I'll wait for Salty to bring a Bible College story that includes dogs and testicles.
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Don't have any stories about dogs. But a guy who lived down the hall once said that his testicles are about the size of a cadbury egg, we were like dude no they're not nobody's testicles are that big. But he was insistent. No we didn't make him prove it... it was a bit of an awkward discussion...
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Originally Posted by Salty
it was a bit of an awkward discussion...
Why ? Because you were at testicle, uhm, Bible college ?
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Why ? Because you were at testicle, uhm, Bible college ?
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no all kinds of awkward things happen at bible college, I was once sitting in a room and a guy from down the hall randomly felt up my crotch, he was really surprised when I didn't flinch. Nah it was just awkward because talking about Matt's testicles is just weird!
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Originally Posted by Salty
Don't have any stories about dogs. But a guy who lived down the hall once said that his testicles are about the size of a cadbury egg, we were like dude no they're not nobody's testicles are that big. But he was insistent. No we didn't make him prove it... it was a bit of an awkward discussion...
I'll be happy to have a look to validate his claim. It is not like looking at large balls will turn someone to stone Madusa style unless their is something more to bible school students I don't know about.
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WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!?!?! 
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Originally Posted by Salty
I was once sitting in a room and a guy from down the hall randomly felt up my crotch, he was really surprised when I didn't flinch.
Nah, we all saw it coming
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
I'll be happy to have a look to validate his claim. It is not like looking at large balls will turn someone to stone Madusa style unless their is something more to bible school students I don't know about.
Maybe a pillar of salt...
Actually the funny thing is I think that day might have been the same day/conversation where Matt, (the guy with the apparently huge testicles) Andrew, and I were discussing what would be the best super power to have. Somehow Andrew or Matt suggested to just be able to command our clothes to fly off. I don't know... (seriously no drugs involved, just lots of boredom) and then Andrew said something about how he'd totally get naked. Then Matt was like DOOO IT! And then he started, the whole time I'm just laughing at how retarded they're being, as it went on Andrew seemed to get notably more uncomfortable with each thing he took off. Eventually he was entirely naked, then picked up his stuff held it against his crotch and ran back to his room at the end of the hall. I talked to him later and apparently he was more joking than anything but, "But then Matt got all excited and I didn't want to disappoint him" I looked at him and told him, just because your best friend is excited to see you naked, doesn't mean you have to get naked.
The funny part is Andrew's a lot better looking naked than I would have thought. You know how some people look better with clothes on, and some people look better without clothes on? Andrew was definitely the latter (decently hung too!).
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Nah, we all saw it coming
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It was funny, people clapped for me. Apparently the idea of having a decently hot guy grab your groin is supposed to freak guys out... hmmmm... I guess I'm superman...
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Actually the funny thing is I think that day might have been the same day/conversation where Matt, (the guy with the apparently huge testicles) Andrew, and I were discussing what would be the best super power to have. Somehow Andrew or Matt suggested to just be able to command our clothes to fly off. I don't know... (seriously no drugs involved, just lots of boredom) and then Andrew said something about how he'd totally get naked. Then Matt was like DOOO IT! And then he started, the whole time I'm just laughing at how retarded they're being, as it went on Andrew seemed to get notably more uncomfortable with each thing he took off. Eventually he was entirely naked, then picked up his stuff held it against his crotch and ran back to his room at the end of the hall. I talked to him later and apparently he was more joking than anything but, "But then Matt got all excited and I didn't want to disappoint him" I looked at him and told him, just because your best friend is excited to see you naked, doesn't mean you have to get naked.
The funny part is Andrew's a lot better looking naked than I would have thought. You know how some people look better with clothes on, and some people look better without clothes on? Andrew was definitely the latter (decently hung too!).
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN????!!
From hung dogs to Salty's friends' gay experimentation. This thread is most definitely...
most definitely something...
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Originally Posted by Salty
It was funny, people clapped for me. Apparently the idea of having a decently hot guy grab your groin is supposed to freak guys out... hmmmm... I guess I'm superman...
...or just gay ?  
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Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN????!!
From hung dogs to Salty's friends' gay experimentation. This thread is most definitely...
most definitely something...
Oh well least the graphic accurately represents me and doofy
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
...or just gay ?
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You know... now that I think of it... may... maybe!
Haha, it was funny cause later the same guy wearing just boxers came up and started humping my leg. Can't say I really minded that much. I think he's decided not to do that sort of thing to try and weird me out, since I told him I'm gay hahaha.
Actually the best way I've found to stop people from making jokes about you being gay at Bible College, is to actually just tell them that you're gay. Then they'll make them in private but not around other people cause they're worried about outing you.
One night in dorm the guys were discussing whether or not they could "picture" various guys in dorm having sex. "I could see Barry cuddled up with some soft music low lighting, on a heart shaped bed with candles" sorta thing.
When it got around to me everyone said, "Nah I can't see David having sex... sorry David... just can't.."
Then Marc piped in with, "I could... with a rough trick named Jim!"
I told him I was gay the next day. At which point he profusely apologized... at which point I asked, "Why... I mean, I am."
"Well... I guess when you put it that way... but, I never would have if I'd known..."
This was also the same guy that at the end of the previous year had said, "David, you know, you're just like the rest of us, you're too gay to be actually gay!" Yah... I just kinda smiled and nodded. It's funny when you never protest it they just assume you're really comfortable with your sexuality... which I am... but...
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I have learned something from this thread: Just because my best friend wants to see me naked doesn't mean I have to get naked.
Of course, my best friend is a hot chick, so I don't think that would be a problem.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
I have learned something from this thread: Just because my best friend wants to see me naked doesn't mean I have to get naked.
Of course, my best friend is a hot chick, so I don't think that would be a problem.
I have several female best friends... none of us are interested in seeing the others naked That's why they love me .
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