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Why does this always happen?
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The rule: If women are unobtainable, and provided a sufficient amount of time and alcohol, a group of men will eventually start to talk about sex. Perhaps alcohol shuts down the frontal cortex, devolving the higher critical functions upon the reptilian hind brain. I think it should be called Sweeny's Law after T. S. Eliot's lecherous Sweeney Agonistes. You are welcome to reformulate it more accurately if you deem it necessary.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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I don't see how the "unobtainable" part effects the conversation.
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Originally Posted by Ghoser777 
I don't see how the "unobtainable" part effects the conversation.
Nor the time or alcohol.
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^^ mad props for correct usage of the verb "effects" (with an "e").
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Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by Ghoser777
I don't see how the "unobtainable" part effects the conversation.
I feel like a better description would be "not available" or "not around."
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Originally Posted by Ghoser777
I don't see how the "unobtainable" part effects the conversation.
Because we will be too busy trying to get women to talk about them.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I feel like a better description would be "not available" or "not around."
A fair point.
If women are not present, and provided a sufficient amount of time and alcohol, a group of men will eventually start to talk about sex.
Or,
The probability that men will talk about sex is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed, inversely proportional to the number of women present, and eventually approaches a certainty.
Obviously, Sweeny's Law is still a work in progress.
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How about: Men will talk about sex
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Originally Posted by toothpick_charlie
Because we will be too busy trying to get women to talk about them.
Do or do not. There is not "try".
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
How about: Men will talk about sex
Surely this excludes the fact that as soon as there's a bunch of women and no men, they all talk about our wieners?
I propose: People will talk about sex.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Are you sure that's what women talk about?
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The first 13 words of your hypothesis are unnecessary.
There's also Chuck's Corollary, which states: "A group of women will eventually start to talk about sex."
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Surely this excludes the fact that as soon as there's a bunch of women and no men, they all talk about our wieners?
I propose: People will talk about sex.
Amen.
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Originally Posted by analogika
^^ mad props for correct usage of the verb "effects" (with an "e").
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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how about women who don't drink?
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Clinically Insane
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Uh…I've known some very pleasant women who don't drink.
(Is that the sort of answer you were looking for?)
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Surely this excludes the fact that as soon as there's a bunch of women and no men, they all talk about our wieners?
I propose: People will talk about sex.
Better, but still needs more work to really cut to the bone.
I propose: “Sex”.
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