[ObiWan Flanders]

So for my communications class I have to give a speech end of this week or next...I will be attempting to persuade the class Elvis is alive and kicking. For some of my "proof", besides some messages he left on my answering machine, I believe some cheesy/supermarket tabloid style photoshop needs to be done......any ideas where or what to do with the king? The stupider the better, stupid speechs are kinda my trademark at the school......

[Ken Masters]

I had elvis come over for dinenr one night, and then...


I STABBED HIM IN THE EYE!!!

[sambeau]

Originally posted by Ken Masters:
I had elvis come over for dinenr one night, and then...


I STABBED HIM IN THE EYE!!!

you're a very strange person.

[Stogieman]

You want proof? Here it is! Google doesn't lie.

Poor Elvis, looks like he's developed a serious case of Camel Toe.

[Mohammed Al-Sabah]

Originally posted by Stogieman:
You want proof? Here it is! Google doesn't lie.

Poor Elvis, looks like he's developed a serious case of Camel Toe.

lol nice pic

[MacGorilla]

I remember the good old days when Elvis was still dead

[andi*pandi]

here's some ideas:

• Elvis working at IHOP.
  
  Elvis pumping gas.
  
  Elvis in the background of a recent famous faked war photo. *THIS IS THE WINNER.
  
  Elvis on the deck of an aircraft carrier. To the left of the president.
  
  Elvis reading your local paper, dated this week.
  
  Elvis posing with some statue on your college campus. There's gotta be one somewhere.

Although you could put old pix of real elvis in there with photoshop, I think it would work better with a real life model made to look like an older elvis, dressed normally (no jumpsuit!)

Post pix when you are done!

[jamesvanderbeek]

some wrinkled old man that looks nothing like elvis whatsoever holding and can of creamed corn....enough said