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Choose you favorite, "REAL DOLL"
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
i chose you mojo2. 
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
Timeline™
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Don't link to x-rated material.
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Just ordered one!
only joking.
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Originally Posted by iLikebeer
The Drama Llama!
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Lamas are so cute 
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Originally Posted by Mastrap
Don't link to x-rated material.
Sorry. I was insensitive and unthinking. The link has been fixed. I hope not to get anyone in trouble.
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Can you imagine what kind of people order these things?
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Oh my god. I saw a French film about a guy who replaces his wife with such a doll. One of the most funny film ever made 
He treats her like a human being, literally.
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wow.... super freakin real. amazing what you can do with plastic now days. deffinatly NSFW!
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Originally Posted by I Bent My Wookiee
Can you imagine what kind of people order these things?
I heard they're pretty popular in Aberdeen, WA. Gets pretty lonely out on the Washington state coast.
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Once you wanted revolution, now you're the institution, how's it feel to be the man?
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Originally Posted by goMac
I heard they're pretty popular in Aberdeen, WA. Gets pretty lonely out on the Washington state coast.
Ahhhh! To scrap or not to scrap? 
Hmmm...(ponders the issue)
Ok.
I never feel lonely with you here to chat with. 
(aberdeenwriter launches into the Mary Poppins' song, "It's a jolly holiday with goMac...")
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QUESTION:
If you owned a doll like this would you "pimp" her out, if there were a market for it?
Would you pay for such liberties?
Would you try it at least once if your buddy had one and made 'her' available for a one time, (ahem) 'shot?'
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I WOULD be curious about how it felt.
I would sniff it first and if it smelled clean, I might.
These dolls would probably be cold or room temperature and unless they were warmed it would probably be like doing a corpse. Ugh and ewww!
I would feel weird about my buddy cleaning up my spunk. And I wouldn't want to clean it, either. I expect HER to clean up after herself!
If I owned a doll like this and it wasn't illegal and if there was a market for it, yeah. I would pimp it out.
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Didn't Howard Stern have one of these in his studio?
Kinda creepy, if you ask me...
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Originally Posted by sahnapiranha
Didn't Howard Stern have one of these in his studio?
Kinda creepy, if you ask me...
Yes, he did. I believe he took it into his private bathroom and did her/it.
Yeah, it is SORTA creepy, but it also AROUSES curiosity, too.
P.S. Something must be REALLY creepy to creep out someone who has a close-up photo of a piranha's business end for a sig! 
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I like the way they say "Ahhhhh"
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Wheres the "Drunken fat sorority chick" doll?
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
This thread will never reach page 25 !
Not unless you make some STARTLING confession.
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
Not unless you make some STARTLING confession.
Ok, here it goes: I once had sex with M*******e
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Ok, here it goes: I once had sex with M*******e
The word, "myself" does not end with the letter, "e."
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
The FAQ is hilarious.
Yeah!
I only read it AFTER I posted this.
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Originally Posted by Dale Sorel
I like the way they say "Ahhhhh"
Between "ewww's" I could imagine their making ME say, "Ahhhhhhhh!" Awesome!
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Just asked "Tami" to marry me as soon as they legalize it. 
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Ok, here it goes: I once had sex with M*******e
A Monkee?
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Originally Posted by Rolling Bones
A Monkee?
“I could eat a knob at night!”
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
“I could eat a knob at night!”
Bon(e) appetit!
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
This thread will never reach page 25 !
Is that a challenge?
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The Lord said 'Peter, I can see your house from here.'
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Being in debt and celebrating a lower deficit is like being on a diet and celebrating the fact you gained two pounds this week instead of five.
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Originally Posted by Rolling Bones
Just asked "Tami" to marry me as soon as they legalize it.
Well, I can read lips and hers said, "YES!" She'll honor your offer. And as soon as you cum up with the seven grand you can jump on her and off her, off her and on her.
May I be the first to 'kiss' the bride?
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Originally Posted by smacintush
 WOW! It's like deja vu all over again!
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
WOW! It's like deja vu all over again!
Hope you didn't hurt your teeth!
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Being in debt and celebrating a lower deficit is like being on a diet and celebrating the fact you gained two pounds this week instead of five.
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Originally Posted by smacintush
Hope you didn't hurt your teeth!
http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.php?t=283967
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02-02-2006, 06:19 AM
How can you suspend disbelief sufficiently to laugh at the absurdity that a woman, even without her glasses, might mistake a cold, hard plastic or leather and metal stick shift knob, with a male member?
Oral sex is fine but are we to believe if the hand brake lever were in the right location she might have gone down on that? And wouldn't immediately recognize her mistake?
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
*smacks self in forehead*
Sorry! Nevermind!
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Originally Posted by smacintush
*smacks self in forehead*
Sorry! Nevermind!
Please no more smacks! Not in the head. Not even in the tush!
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Well, enough people are buying them to keep the place in business.
I once read an article on salon.com about a writer who goes and 'tests' one out.
During the interview with the owner, the guy said he gets requests for animals all the time, but would never do one.
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