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MindFad · Sep 17, 2005, 03:01 AM

Yes. Make funny.

E's Lil Theorem · Sep 17, 2005, 03:06 AM

I'm a lil tipsy, but not drunk. Well, enough such that I can't read very well unless I get really close and stare at if for a bit

I actually drove like this, too. Typically, I force myself to let my buzz die down before I get behind the wheel. But, I couldn't admit to her such pansyness

. So, I sucked it up and drove. I wasn't a danger to my fellow drivers, but if I had been hanging with buddies, I prolly would not have driven.

iMOTOR · Sep 17, 2005, 03:22 AM

iMOTOR is high on life®

Railroader · Sep 17, 2005, 03:23 AM

Working.

iMOTOR · Sep 17, 2005, 03:30 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

surfing

fixed

Scientist · Sep 17, 2005, 03:57 AM

yes, slightly. tonight I dressed like an 80's pimp. all the women were 80's hookers.

Ozmodiar · Sep 17, 2005, 04:02 AM

One time I farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

Demonhood · Sep 17, 2005, 04:18 AM

and Brooke Shields still hates you.

Railroader · Sep 17, 2005, 04:50 AM

Originally Posted by iMOTOR

fixed

Got me.

But I am getting paid to do it.

iMOTOR · Sep 17, 2005, 04:58 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

getting paid to do it.

I'd work in the middle of the night for some "get paid to surf MacNN" action.

IceEnclosure · Sep 17, 2005, 05:02 AM

little drunk. almost took a fat girl home. okay, i'm pretty drunk. okay, she was just a little thick.

safe, at home.

this whole post was a lie.

Nivag · Sep 17, 2005, 05:20 AM

Originally Posted by E's Lil Theorem

I'm a lil tipsy, but not drunk. Well, enough such that I can't read very well unless I get really close and stare at if for a bit

I actually drove like this, too. Typically, I force myself to let my buzz die down before I get behind the wheel. But, I couldn't admit to her such pansyness

. So, I sucked it up and drove. I wasn't a danger to my fellow drivers, but if I had been hanging with buddies, I prolly would not have driven.

you drove drunk? loser

timmerk · Sep 17, 2005, 05:54 AM

All I can say is don't get wasted in Mexico (at least the small shitty towns!) OMG

nredman · Sep 17, 2005, 08:23 AM

i had a few beers last night, beer & pizza...a great combo. didn't get drunk though, I picked up a 6pack of samuel adams cherry wheat beer, i was really excited about it but it kind of tasted like nyquil to me. oh well...now i am drinking coffee to try to wake up

i think caffiene is my favorite drug

anyways fad where's your plastic bag at...you must put a new plastic bad on your head whenever you get drunk

BlueSky · Sep 17, 2005, 10:12 AM

Oh, I'm high alright, but not on false drugs...I'm high on the REAL thing: A full tank of gas, a clean windshield and a shoeshine.

E's Lil Theorem · Sep 17, 2005, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Nivag

you drove drunk? loser

Tipsy, not drunk, tipsy.

rjenkinson · Sep 17, 2005, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by E's Lil Theorem

Tipsy, not drunk, tipsy.

if you can't read a book without holding it up to your face, there's absolutely no reason for you to be behind the wheel of a car. what you did was stupid.

-r.

E's Lil Theorem · Sep 17, 2005, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by rjenkinson

if you can't read a book without holding it up to your face, there's absolutely no reason for you to be behind the wheel of a car. what you did was stupid.

-r.

Yes, yes it was dumb. If I had been with friends, I would have had someone else drive, but that was not an option.

wdlove · Sep 17, 2005, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by E's Lil Theorem

Yes, yes it was dumb. If I had been with friends, I would have had someone else drive, but that was not an option.

That is good, at least you are wiling to admit it.

Ω · Sep 17, 2005, 11:03 AM

6 Pack of Newcastle River Water and a couple Greene King IPA's under my belt.

Have to remember to loosen my belt.

And E's, before you take your first drink you have an "exit strategy".

Kevin · 11:37 AM

I was 18, (1991) and in Morgantown WV and had what my older siblings friends called "Mind Erasers" It some concoction with lots of alcohol and malt at the top. You suck this drink down very fast with a straw. And it hits you hard minutes later.

Next thing I know, I had a 50 year old lady that owned the bar hitting on me. Trying to stick her fingers in the holes I had in my jeans. My brother's roommate was spitting beer on my pants telling people I had a pre-mature ejaculation problem.

Don't remember too much after that till I fell down some concrete steps at my brother's apartment building.

Then there was the time in MT that I took off with one of my brother's female friends that was a bit older than I was, that asked me to go pick up her friends with her. We was sitting in the car, I was pretty buzzed from the whiskey shots I had taken earlier. She in the middle of silence asked me if I wanted to see her "Pussy" Of course I was all "sure" So she lifts up her pants leg and shows me a tattoo on her leg of a little black cat. Har.

She then takes me to her friends house. This was a small house that 4 very hot girls that I had no chance with because I was too young lived at. They were smoking out of a purple plastic bong that was shaped like a penis. I had tried weed before but it had no effect on me (Probably dirt weed) But I had taken LSD many times before that day.

They encouraged me to take a hit after I informed then I had before, and no gotten high. That was my first lesson on Morgantown pot.

Needless to say my pretty conservative brother wasn't too keen on the idea of what I had done. And refused to take me to get any "munchies" that night.

FUN TIMES!

But seriously, I have always liked Morgantown, And at the time WVU was voted 2nd largest party college in the state.

Not sure what it is now.

hickey · Sep 17, 2005, 12:12 PM

I seriously find beer pong to one of the most boring drinking games around, but I played it with my friends godmother last night. She had 3 scotches before the game and then lost 2 games in a row. Fun Night.

DeathToWindows · Sep 17, 2005, 12:14 PM

Nay, I don't drink (much).

PookJP · Sep 17, 2005, 12:23 PM

I have a fever, and it's remarkable to notice how similar the flu and a hangover are.

paul w · Sep 17, 2005, 12:25 PM

and both should be treated with MORE drinking.

PookJP · Sep 17, 2005, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by paul w

and both should be treated with MORE drinking.

You're my KIND OF GUY! Break out the mother-humping FUNNEL!

Ghoser777 · Sep 17, 2005, 12:51 PM

I think we need a sticky where people can post all their comments when they are drunk.

sek929 · Sep 17, 2005, 03:32 PM

I was going to have a party, but instead I got sh!tfaced and smoked salvia all night. Less cleanup.

hehe

JustAnOl'Broad · Sep 17, 2005, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

But seriously, I have always liked Morgantown, And at the time WVU was voted 2nd largest party college in the state.

Not sure what it is now.

Went to college there myself; 75-78
"Let's GOooo Mountaineeeeeeers!"
We beat Pitt one year while I was there; that weekend
is still pretty foggy.
P~

Railroader · Sep 17, 2005, 11:49 PM

Back at work. But getting US$68/hr. now to surf da 'NN Lounge.

Originally Posted by Kevin

But seriously, I have always liked Morgantown, And at the time WVU was voted 2nd largest party college in the state.

Not sure what it is now.

I have family that lives in Morgantown. My Aunt, Uncle and two cousins. My aunt works at a pawn shop just outside of town. I like the area. I am not a WVU fan as I went to Western Michigan University and WVu has been kicking WMU in football pretty god for the last few years.

JustAnOl'Broad · Sep 17, 2005, 11:57 PM

Sweet job that is.

Haven't been back to Morgantown in probably 20 years;
actually gotta be more than that - they had just built the
new football stadium. I lived in the Towers before they
were co-ed. Many, many fond memories of that area.

iLikebeer · Sep 18, 2005, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by paul w

and both should be treated with MORE drinking.

Anybody ever get home from the bars or whereever and catch themselves getting zoned out playing with the genie effect or moving the scroll bar up and down real fast because it looks cool?

sek929 · Sep 18, 2005, 03:50 AM

Originally Posted by iLikebeer

Anybody ever get home from the bars or whereever and catch themselves getting zoned out playing with the genie effect or moving the scroll bar up and down real fast because it looks cool?

Flurry screensaver

as2 · Sep 18, 2005, 05:12 AM

Not drunk anymore... Hungover!

Railroader · Sep 18, 2005, 05:20 AM

Still "working."

Kevin · Sep 18, 2005, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by JustAnOl'Broad

Went to college there myself; 75-78
"Let's GOooo Mountaineeeeeeers!"
We beat Pitt one year while I was there; that weekend
is still pretty foggy.
P~

Heeeeeeeeeeeellll yeah! Another Mountaineer in this forum. Though I'd never see it.

In 78 I was 5 though.

And yes, lots of my memories in Morgantown are pretty foggy.

I could go on and on about the stories there. Esp after I lost some of my shyness.

funkboy · Sep 18, 2005, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by E's Lil Theorem

Yes, yes it was dumb. If I had been with friends, I would have had someone else drive, but that was not an option.

A taxi cab is always an option.

TheMosco · Sep 18, 2005, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by hickey

I seriously find beer pong to one of the most boring drinking games around, but I played it with my friends godmother last night. She had 3 scotches before the game and then lost 2 games in a row. Fun Night.

I have played ruit probably 20 times the last 2 days. Its all about the music. Get 30+ plus people in a room, blast some tunes. Its awesome. Something about sinking the last cup to "Take Me Home Tonight" by eddie money makes it so much more enjoyable. By the end of the night everyone is singing to the songs. Its funny have 30 brothers and a bunch of girls singing drunk singing "Fight for your right to party". I love fraternity life.

PookJP · Sep 18, 2005, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by TheMosco

I have played ruit probably 20 times the last 2 days. Its all about the music. Get 30+ plus people in a room, blast some tunes. Its awesome. Something about sinking the last cup to "Take Me Home Tonight" by eddie money makes it so much more enjoyable. By the end of the night everyone is singing to the songs. Its funny have 30 brothers and a bunch of girls singing drunk singing "Fight for your right to party". I love fraternity life.

It's definitely about the music. When I was in school, we'd use the Oasis live CD, "Familiar to Millions" or the Supergrass CD, "In It For The Money." We managed to get through both Oasis disks one night with only 4 of us playing, and took the liberty of destroying the basement we were in during the last song.

Oh, college.

rickey939 · Sep 18, 2005, 01:14 PM

I had 2 glasses of Coke last night...I was loopy as hell.

PookJP · Sep 18, 2005, 01:48 PM

So how's life without a septum?

E's Lil Theorem · Sep 18, 2005, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

Back at work. But getting US$68/hr. now to surf da 'NN Lounge.
....

Is that an overtime rate? Or, do you really make $140K per year?

Originally Posted by funkboy

A taxi cab is always an option.

It was, though in the town I was, it would have taken an hour or so for them to come get me. In retrospect, perhaps I should have waited for it. By then, I probably would have been back to the 100%, normal, good-ol' E.

historylme · Sep 18, 2005, 09:39 PM

Step aside mofo's.

Not Drunk now, but I"m still feeling it.
Last night was the French Meet up and everyone had a bottle of wine with them. Needless to say, after my sixth full glass of wine, I was fluent and slurring at the same time. At one point, I spoke English with a French Accent... I was like, WTF, I'm not French!

As if that was not enough, we hit the local Irish Pub (Becketts for those in the know) where I had two pints beer. I was a talking to everyone and anything. I had this beautiful Indian girl put her phone number on my cell phone (she wrote her name and # herself). That was a first.

Well, my world was a jumping and a spinning. I finally made it to my bed.

Three hours later, my mom calls long distance to say hello. My voice was deeper than Barry White and all I could say to my mom, through the pounding headache, was that I had been up "talking with my friends."

A'ight, enough with the drinks, I'm going bck to bed. Fun night though.

I'm with E on this, he had no choice... or he did, but some times a man got to do what a man got to do. His a big boy, he knows what he can and can not do. I'm not defending him, I'm just saying that he's fully aware of his his decision. Anything else is obvious.

Railroader · Sep 19, 2005, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by E's Lil Theorem

Is that an overtime rate? Or, do you really make $140K per year?

That's my Sunday rate.

My base salary is $31.50/hr. plus 10% premium for working 3rd shift ($34.65/hr.). That's makes my base rate around $72,000.

Saturdays are 1.5 X base rate plus overtim premium. Sundays are 2 x base rate plus 10% premium.

EDIT: I rarely work overtime. I am only doing it lately because I want to be able to allow my wife to take as much unpaid maternity leave as possible.

E's Lil Theorem · Sep 19, 2005, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by history1me

Step aside mofo's.

Not Drunk now, but I"m still feeling it.
Last night was the French Meet up ...

I'm with E on this, he had no choice... .

Ah, French femmes

Glad someone else sees my way, w00t!

Originally Posted by Railroader

That's my Sunday rate.

My base salary is $31.50/hr. plus 10% premium for working 3rd shift ($34.65/hr.). That's makes my base rate around $72,000.

Saturdays are 1.5 X base rate plus overtim premium. Sundays are 2 x base rate plus 10% premium.

EDIT: I rarely work overtime. I am only doing it lately because I want to be able to allow my wife to take as much unpaid maternity leave as possible.

Seems like a sweet deal, especially for that area of the country

nredman · Oct 28, 2005, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by MindFad

Yes. Make funny.

yes - indeed.

bar - drinks - home - drinks - watching fight club

nredman · Oct 28, 2005, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by MindFad

Yes. Make funny.

yes - indeed.

bar - drinks - home - drinks - watching fight club

nredman · Oct 28, 2005, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by MindFad

Yes. Make funny.

yes - indeed.

bar - drinks - home - drinks - watching fight club

*the hamster must be sleeping*

nredman · Oct 28, 2005, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by MindFad

Yes. Make funny.

yes - indeed.

bar - drinks - home - drinks - watching fight club

*the hamster must be sleeping*

nredman · Oct 28, 2005, 08:59 PM

holy crap the hamster has a big time stutter