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imaxxedout69 · Apr 19, 2003, 05:54 PM

Wow. Just when I thought America couldn't possibly get ANY DUMBER (in reference to the lincoln navigator limo), last night I saw a white H2 LIMO!!!!!

The stupidity...... ack.... my brain....

- Ca$h

Mark Tungston · Apr 19, 2003, 05:56 PM

was rap music blaring out of it?

imaxxedout69 · Apr 19, 2003, 05:57 PM

No, it was quiet. But I started yelling at it. Something like "THATS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!" at the top of my lungs. A few other people saw waht I was looking at and started laughing.

I hope it drives off a cliff.

- Ca$h

MindFad · Apr 19, 2003, 06:02 PM

Yes, those things are big -- big and ugly. I imagine you'll see a few of those on a normal night on South Beach.

mrfrost · Apr 19, 2003, 06:08 PM

I read the topic and am prepared to do you the favor.

:XI: · Apr 19, 2003, 06:20 PM

Yeah, a H2 limo� that's like a fast neon�

other news, my car (POS VW Polo) got broken into. nothing stolen, but when they tried to break the steering lock they broke the steering wheel. Also, the tank is empty. EMPTY. not even fumes. you could drink water out of it and the battery is dead (it's not even in the car!

I love stupid people.

I'm leaving them a note taped to the steering wheel for when the come back (they probably will, they are stupid) it reads "Please ask owner for keys and gas. Anytime, day or night." then, at 3am when they knock on my door I can kick their balls.

or something�

ohh� shiny�

RGB · Apr 19, 2003, 06:38 PM

I see an average of 3 H2s a day where I live. They are monstrous wastes of space. Mostly driven by women around here too, therefore not much rap music blaring.

PB2K · Apr 19, 2003, 06:39 PM

I have a 1$ solution for that theft-problem

a "support your local Hell's Angels" sticker

dampeoples · Apr 19, 2003, 07:08 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh wait.

Kenneth · Apr 19, 2003, 07:52 PM

Is it something like this?

Hummer H2 Limo

Zimmerman · Apr 19, 2003, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by Kenneth:
Is it something like this?
Hummer H2 Limo

Er... why not just get a bus? Cause thats what it looks like from the side.

wdlove · Apr 19, 2003, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by Kenneth:
Is it something like this?
Hummer H2 Limo

I saw one in Boston last Sunday. It's becoming a status symbol. I wonder how much one of them costs?

scaught · Apr 19, 2003, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by RGB:
I see an average of 3 H2s a day where I live. They are monstrous wastes of space. Mostly driven by women around here too, therefore not much rap music blaring.

yes. they serve absolutely no ****ing purpose.

I Bent My Wookiee · Apr 19, 2003, 10:10 PM

When are they coming out with a Neon Limo

Axo1ot1 · Apr 19, 2003, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by Mark Tungston:
was rap music blaring out of it?

wtf is that supposed to mean?

rjenkinson · Apr 19, 2003, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by Kenneth:
Is it something like this?
Hummer H2 Limo

is it just my imagination or does that hummer thing look like a school bus?

-r.

RGB · Apr 19, 2003, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by Kenneth:
Is it something like this?
Hummer H2 Limo

If I end up going to my Prom this year, I think I'll be in one of those. Just because my rich friends are rediculously over the top like that. Drives me nuts, I couldn't afford a spring break trip with em.

tikki · Apr 20, 2003, 12:38 AM

Guess I am the only one that likes them. Yellow looks sweet. Oh well. To each his own.

nonhuman · Apr 20, 2003, 12:51 AM

I swear I must have seen at least 15 of those when I was in Minneapolis on Thursday. They're just hiddeous. The original Hummer was pretty ugly, but at least it had a rugged, can-withstand-a-nuclea-blast, kind of look to it. The H2 just looks like someone wanted to made a car that was as big possible and looked like it might be slightly related to something rugged.

:XI: · Apr 20, 2003, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by PB2K:
I have a 1$ solution for that theft-problem

a "support your local Hell's Angels" sticker

$1! that's more than the car's worth!

(I'm probably not lying either�)

Cipher13 · Apr 20, 2003, 10:34 AM

I so want one... though I'd rather an original Humvee limo.

wdlove · Apr 20, 2003, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
I so want one... though I'd rather an original Humvee limo.

The price of the Hummer is way above my budget! If I were to win one, I"d be concerned about the taxes. Gas mileage is really bad, would almost need to be attached to a gas station!

OldManMac · Apr 20, 2003, 11:30 AM

It's just another vehicle for those who need to have their egos stroked.

Timo · Apr 20, 2003, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by imaxxedout69:
Wow. Just when I thought America couldn't possibly get ANY DUMBER (in reference to the lincoln navigator limo), last night I saw a white H2 LIMO!!!!!

Saw my first one last night, while driving through Brooklyn. The beast was outside a carwash at midnight and some person was stuck vacuuming out the insides...

Mediaman_12 · Apr 20, 2003, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by Zimmerman:
Er... why not just get a bus? Cause thats what it looks like from the side.

And a really cheap bus at that.
Don't think there will be much call for these things in the uk, the LDV minibus, which it looks the most like, is the cheapest bus around.

The H2 is just for people who never grew out of 'Tonka' trucks as kids.

benb · Apr 20, 2003, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by Mediaman_12:

Haha! The short bus!

MacAgent · Apr 20, 2003, 11:28 PM

I don't want a limo, I just want a (real) Hummer. Actually, I don't really, that much. But I'd take one if someone gave it to me.

DesignerTerp · Apr 21, 2003, 02:15 AM

Originally posted by wdlove:
I saw one in Boston last Sunday. It's becoming a status symbol. I wonder how much one of them costs?

The regular H2's have an MSRP of around $52K, the H1's are around $80K. Don't know about the HUMMER limo's. I love the H2's, but they are pretty huge.
I do marketing for a HUMMER dealership.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Apr 21, 2003, 02:56 AM

I heard those things are like parking a 747.

typoon · Apr 21, 2003, 09:13 AM

Can't be as bad as a PT Cruiser Limo.

MikeM33 · Apr 21, 2003, 09:37 AM

I prefer the look of the H1's myself. The H2 just looks like a consumer version for soccer moms. Speaking of which I have seen a few H2's out on the road and every one of them was being driven by a female.

MikeM

tooki · Apr 21, 2003, 12:42 PM

It probably needs two gas caps so that you can fill it from two pumps at the same time, lest it take all day to fill up.

I wonder whether the limo H2 has a sealed engine with snorkels like the military versions. And the holes in the floor so that water can flow freely in and out if the vehicle needs to wade through 3 feet of water, as the Army's does.

I'd like to see the people, in their Prada and whatnot, go through that! LOL

tooki

P.S. Yes, it looks like a bus inside. I bet it feels as bumpy as I remember school buses to be, too.

Gene Jockey · Apr 21, 2003, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by tooki:
It probably needs two gas caps so that you can fill it from two pumps at the same time, lest it take all day to fill up.

I wonder whether the limo H2 has a sealed engine with snorkels like the military versions. And the holes in the floor so that water can flow freely in and out if the vehicle needs to wade through 3 feet of water, as the Army's does.

I'd like to see the people, in their Prada and whatnot, go through that! LOL

tooki

P.S. Yes, it looks like a bus inside. I bet it feels as bumpy as I remember school buses to be, too.

I'm assuming they left those features out, as the number of people going to parties in enemy territory was rather small.

--Josh

capuchin · Apr 21, 2003, 02:10 PM

Ah! The perfect vehicle for any discerning person with a few hundred thousand dollars and a small, vestigial penis. Note: "person" is gender neutral. Some of those hummer-driving chicks have tiny penises also. Frightening.

I'm more thankful every day for my Mini Cooper...

rambo47 · Apr 22, 2003, 08:51 PM

We H1 lovers refer to the H2 model as "The Soccer Mom Hummer."

Kenneth · Apr 22, 2003, 09:03 PM

Steve Wozniak also drives a Hummer too.

G4ME · Apr 22, 2003, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by capuchin:
Ah! The perfect vehicle for any discerning person with a few hundred thousand dollars and a small, vestigial penis. Note: "person" is gender neutral. Some of those hummer-driving chicks have tiny penises also. Frightening.

I'm more thankful every day for my Mini Cooper...

you wont be when that H2 is barreling down on you when the blond behind the wheel loses control.

can you say flat as a pancake?