[calverson]

As the title says...

Women have some terrible influences on men, I must say.

[seanc]

Why would it?

I went through a phase of listening to Death Cab. It's good music, but I have to be in the right mood to listen to it... which usually isn't a good mood to be in anyway.

[Big Mac]

I don't know what that says about your sexuality, if anything, but it does make me sorry for you.

[calverson]

I used to rebel against music like that. The STP, Tool, Pearl Jam etc. was my mainline of music. Now... all of a sudden I get into a relationship and it seems that I am listening to much slower and less 'manly' musics.

[Chongo]

Not anymore than a woman who listens to Tatu or Melissa Ethridge

[IceEnclosure]

Dude, if a chick is listening to Melissa Ethridge..

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure 

Dude, if a chick is listening to Melissa Ethridge..

Please go on.

-t

[Doofy]

I am listening to Death Cab, does that make me gay?

Yes. As gay as a handbag full of rainbows.

Fortunately, Doctor Doof has the cure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQ0iGksgwg

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Yes. As gay as a handbag full of rainbows.

Fortunately, Doctor Doof has the cure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQ0iGksgwg

Nah, he needs to just embrace his new direction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgEdFXJ-huw

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by Chongo 

Not anymore than a woman who listens to Tatu or Melissa Ethridge

So that would be a "yes"?

[Face Ache]

Death Cab doesn't make you gay, but allowing abe to grant you favours might.

You're probably just suffering from pussywhipitis. Nasty disease. Messes with your testosterone levels.

[sek929]

I don't mind a handful of Death Cab songs, but some of their stuff is like a slow lobotomy.

[RhymesWithOrange]

I'd say if you're having sexuality conflicts you're probably gay anyway and anyhoe no matter what your musical tastes are. Try your gaydar.

[goMac]

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure 

Dude, if a chick is listening to Melissa Ethridge..

I had a gf once that did. Made me wonder...

[zro]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Yes. As gay as a handbag full of rainbows.

Fortunately, Doctor zro has the cure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3wXkv1VW54

Fixed.

[dcmacdaddy]

You left off the "Ask Salty" option. He will let you know for sure. (and maybe ask you out as well)



PS: I like some of the Indigo Girls early music: Does that make me a closet case?

[iMOTOR]

Originally Posted by zro 

Fortunately, Doctor zro has the cure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3wXkv1VW54

I see two guys with fluffy long hair, one wearing a green hat and skin tight shorts and the other wearing a denim vest.

[Shaddim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-EN8dpAvBw&e

NSFW

[zro]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR 

I see two guys with fluffy long hair, one wearing a green hat and skin tight shorts and the other wearing a denim vest.

Oh you like that, do ya? Well try this on for size:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oOT4trzcYI

[Laminar]

Now I understand why when a Death Cab song comes up on one of my Pandora stations I get those strange urges...

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy 

You left off the "Ask Salty" option. He will let you know for sure. (and maybe ask you out as well)



PS: I like some of the Indigo Girls early music: Does that make me a closet case?

I'm pretty sure you're a dude and thus not capable of being a lesbian.

[scaught]

Doesn't anybody refer to a band by the full name? I think I've been caught saying "death cab" once or twice before but it makes you sound like a backstage groupie or something. "Ya, man. I saw death cab back in Chicago in 04."

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by scaught 

Doesn't anybody refer to a band by the full name?

Not with a name that long.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Not with a name that long.

Or a name that gay.

[Ratm]

Why waste your time listing to that crap. Check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCCn5RF_X18

[shifuimam]

I was just annoyed that they signed on with an RIAA label in order to get big - if you look on riaaradar, they had several albums on smaller labels before they got big heads about it.

[thechidz]

if you have to ask you already know

[mattyb]

Why does 'manly' music always bring up metal type stuff?

Bit of Macc Lads for the real men.

And no calverson you're not gay just because you listen to certain types of music. You're a ****, but music has nothing to do with that.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by shifuimam 

I was just annoyed that they signed on with an RIAA label in order to get big - if you look on riaaradar, they had several albums on smaller labels before they got big heads about it.

About time someone made the mandatory sell-out comment.

Slackers.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by mattyb 

Bit of Macc Lads for the real men.

Real men listen to estate agents?

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by mattyb 

Bit of Macc Lads for the real men.

Well, the very first comment on that page makes that rather obvious, doesn’t it? :

****ING AMAZING I AM 12 AND I LOVE THIS

[mattyb]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Well, the very first comment on that page makes that rather obvious, doesn’t it? :

Well a 13 year old recently fathered a kid in the UK.

[scaught]

Originally Posted by shifuimam 

I was just annoyed that they signed on with an RIAA label in order to get big - if you look on riaaradar, they had several albums on smaller labels before they got big heads about it.

Rather short sighted, here. While I'm not the biggest proponent of majors, there are lots of reasons why bands sign with a label, such as "making a living" and "being able to afford the best possible scenarios for creating the best album they can".

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by mattyb 

Well a 13 year old recently fathered a kid in the UK.

Oh yeah, I remember that. Two days later, there was a story up here about a ‘couple’ (sounds odd calling them that) in Sønderborg who were also having a baby. He’s 12, she’s 13.

I’m not sure I’d call either of these idiot boys stereotypical ‘real men’, though (apart from the bit where they’re idiot boys).

[Dakar V]

Oisín was married with three children when he was in a record store where Death Cab was playing when he was buried by a shelf of Death Cab for Cutie cds that collapsed. Now he likes dudes.

True story.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Oisín was married with three children when he was in a record store where Death Cab was playing when he was buried by a shelf of Death Cab for Cutie cds that collapsed. Now he likes dudes.

True story.

It’s true. I can’t hide the truth anymore. I’m really a quadragenarian having a midlife crisis. And these shorts aren’t really a retro ’80s-style bathing truck from Aussielads; they’re just a pair of my ex-wife’s old aerobics tights.

You broke me, Dakar. And the fact that you did so in a run-on sentence just makes it worse.

I hope you’re happy now.

[Dakar V]

You're such a cock, Oísin, pun intended.

(I can't say I was pleased with the sentence structure of the post, but it lent itself to the absurdity of the entire ordeal)

[andi*pandi]

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure 

Dude, if a chick is listening to Melissa Ethridge..

Hey. It was the 90s.

[Dakar V]

What about k.d. lang?

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Oh yeah, I remember that. Two days later, there was a story up here about a ‘couple’ (sounds odd calling them that) in Sønderborg who were also having a baby. He’s 12, she’s 13.

I’m not sure I’d call either of these idiot boys stereotypical ‘real men’, though (apart from the bit where they’re idiot boys).

Nothing better to do at 12? Whatever happened to toys and comic books?

[Dakar V]

The 13 uk kid story is mind boggling. He and his 15 year-old gf planned it. They wanted a baby. The entire concept is making me italicize.

[ShortcutToMoncton]

Metro, minimum!

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

You're such a cock, Oísin, pun intended.

I’m not sure what exactly the pun is, but as long as it doesn’t require me to get up at five in the morning to crow, I’m fine with it.

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

I’m not sure what exactly the pun is, but as long as it doesn’t require me to get up at five in the morning to crow, I’m fine with it.

I'd pay to see that.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Rumor 

I'd pay to see that.

I’d take your money and still sleep till high noon before letting out as much as a chirp.

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

I’m not sure what exactly the pun is, but as long as it doesn’t require me to get up at five in the morning to crow, I’m fine with it.

I'm running fast and loose with the term pun (this is not a pun either, is it?) but I figured my mention was appropriate somehow in a thread about homosexuality in a response to a... wut?

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

I'm running fast and loose with the term pun (this is not a pun either, is it?) but I figured my mention was appropriate somehow in a thread about homosexuality in a response to a... wut?

Hey, Richard’s not such a bad name.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

I'm running fast and loose with the term pun (this is not a pun either, is it?) but I figured my mention was appropriate somehow in a thread about homosexuality in a response to a...

...rooster ?

-t

[Railroader]

My dog's name was Peter Richard Johnson. Took my wife a couple years to figure it out.

[Dakar V]

Obviously her mind is not dirty enough.