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CleoW · Oct 13, 2006, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

Hey like I said it was context. During sex is one thing...

Wow, there are some freaky people here. I don't think that I'd ever be okay with a man doing that to me in bed. It sounds debasing and disgusting.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by CleoW

Wow, there are some freaky people here. I don't think that I'd ever be okay with a man doing that to me in bed. It sounds debasing and disgusting.

What if they had smooth botox balls?

Dark Helmet · Oct 13, 2006, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by CleoW

Wow, there are some freaky people here. I don't think that I'd ever be okay with a man doing that to me in bed. It sounds debasing and disgusting.

I never said I want some balls lowered on my face durring sex. What I mean is giving a BJ one way or another your gonna have NutsOnYaChin.

kmkkid · Oct 13, 2006, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

I never said I want some balls lowered on my face durring sex. What I mean is giving a BJ one way or another your gonna have NutsOnYaChin.

The naysayers are probably too prudish to even know what a blowjob is.

BRussell · Oct 13, 2006, 11:17 AM

This thread is _______. (fill in the blank)

Rumor · Oct 13, 2006, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Zeeb

except picture this guy with his pants down, a banana shoved up his ass and some guys balls on his face all while being held down and struggling to get away. So funny!!

You haven't been paying much attention, have you? A bannanna was NOT inserted. Attempted? Yes. Accomplished? No.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Rumor

...was NOT inserted. Attempted? Yes. Accomplished? No.

This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.

kmkkid · Oct 13, 2006, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.

!

Rumor · Oct 13, 2006, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.

Uhhhh, nevermind...

starman · Oct 13, 2006, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.

Couldn't hit a homer, eh?

Rumor · Oct 13, 2006, 11:28 AM

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by starman

Couldn't hit a homer, eh?

The catcher caught me at home. I argued the call and was tossed.

Dark Helmet · Oct 13, 2006, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.

You're the second funniest person here.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:29 AM

Who's my competition?

starman · Oct 13, 2006, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Who's my competition?

Cody

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by starman

Cody

Oh Snape.

kmkkid · Oct 13, 2006, 11:36 AM

Her funny is wtf? funny, dakars is haha funny.

Not in the same league.

starman · Oct 13, 2006, 11:37 AM

Different kinds of funny.

Cody = laugh at
Dakar = laugh with

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:38 AM

No, I agree with their accessment.

(waits for kevin to bust in)

Dark Helmet · Oct 13, 2006, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Who's my competition?

Me baby

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

Me baby

Duh, how could I not realize!

Dark Helmet · Oct 13, 2006, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Duh, how could I not realize!

I suggested a poll but starman reminded me we are not allowed to do threads on other members

Rumor · Oct 13, 2006, 11:55 AM

Wait a minute....why were you looking up teabagging to begin with?

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

I suggested a poll but starman reminded me we are not allowed to do threads on other members

I know. I'm still debating whether or not to make a 5000 thread.

Person Man · Oct 13, 2006, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

What. The. ?!?!?

Reminds me of the time I went to the Emergency Room with my supervising physician when I was in residency. We were there to see another patient, but the emergency room doctor pulled us aside, showed us an x-ray of a guy who'd stuck a 20 ounce bottle of water up his behind, and asked us "how would you get that out?"

My supervising physician, without missing a beat, said "Stick two quarters in his mouth and press on his bellybutton."

Then, the surgeon who removed it put this in his dictation: "Removed from the rectum was a half-full bottle of Evian water, Giant Eagle price tag 79 cents."

Zeeb · Oct 13, 2006, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

I know. I'm still debating whether or not to make a 5000 thread.

edit

Dark Helmet · Oct 13, 2006, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

I know. I'm still debating whether or not to make a 5000 thread.

Question is which thread is worthy of getting your 5000th post?

CatLady · Oct 13, 2006, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

Wait a minute....why were you looking up teabagging to begin with?

I love my kitties.

Sometime when I sleep in too much, one of my kitties, Mr. Bubbles rubs his butt in my face to wake me up. I say to him, "Mr. Bubbles! Why are you rubbing your cute little furry kitty butt in my face!" but he just keeps doing it.

Now that I've been reading this "thread", I understand that Mr. Bubbles was "teabagging" me and that many of you nice young men do it.

Is that how you wake each other up in the morning too? By teabagging?

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by Zeeb

edit

Oh you tease

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

Question is which thread is worthy of getting your 5000th post?

I wouldn't be surprised if I miss it. But its not like I've had high standards thus far, why start now.

Edit: To bad dcolton isn't around. This account could exit the world as it had entered it. In a thread debating gays with a man obsessed with them.

CheesePuff · Oct 13, 2006, 02:16 PM

wow, didn't read the whole thread since im sure you all took this way too seriously, but I havn't laughed this hard in a while. classic video

CleoW · Oct 13, 2006, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet

I never said I want some balls lowered on my face durring sex. What I mean is giving a BJ one way or another your gonna have NutsOnYaChin.

No, silly. You hold them with the right hand. Nutless contact.

Zeeb · Oct 13, 2006, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Oh you tease

So what if I am?

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Zeeb

So what if I am?

I can't imagine what someone would say to me that'd they'd decide to edit.

Zeeb · Oct 13, 2006, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

I can't imagine what someone would say to me that'd they'd decide to edit.

actually, I goofed and thought I was in a different thread.

It's Friday and I'm a bit ditzy today.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Zeeb

actually, I goofed and thought I was in a different thread.

It's Friday and I'm a bit ditzy today.

I was commenting to someone else in a another thread that they shouldn't expect me to think today.

starman · Oct 13, 2006, 02:36 PM

I told you it was think-down Friday.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by starman

I told you it was think-down Friday.

I couldn't remember -- for obvious reasons.

Edit: Down to the last 25.

rickey939 · Oct 13, 2006, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

I couldn't remember -- for obvious reasons.

Edit: Down to the last 25.

4 more! Are you nervous?

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by rickey939

4 more! Are you nervous?

I feel like a school girl on prom night.

Rumor · Oct 13, 2006, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

I feel like a school girl on prom night.

Pregnant?

rickey939 · Oct 13, 2006, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

I feel like a school girl on prom night.

Drunk?

Oisín · Oct 14, 2006, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Hahaha! Now tell me that this game was invented by a straight guy

Well, since it ends with the first person to betray ‘gay’ tendencies being stuck naked in a snowdrift or something like that—probably yeah.

Dakar² · Oct 14, 2006, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

Pregnant?

Originally Posted by rickey939

Drunk?

I was thinking more like nervous and giddy.

I feel like one afterwards, too. Violated, naked, ashamed...

tooki · Oct 14, 2006, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Rumor

You haven't been paying much attention, have you? A bannanna was NOT inserted. Attempted? Yes. Accomplished? No.

Well, regardless of whether the perpetrators could be charged with rape or merely attempted rape, they should be punished. As others have said, if the victim had been a girl, there would unquestionably have been severe action taken quickly.

tooki