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suvsr4terrorists · Jul 16, 2005, 11:48 PM

****ing piece of **** forums

I'll type the short short version. I ordered pizza from Dominos. We ate two slices. I went for another, and I found a beetle. I smashed it, flushed it, and checked hte pizza. There was another huge beetle underneath it.

WAHT THE **** SHOULD I DO!??! I called the manager, and he apologized and asked me what I want him to do.

I said "WHAT THE **** DO YOU NORMALLY DO WHEN YOU DELIEVER GOD DAMN BEETLES ON PEOPLE"S PIZZA!?!?!"

God i feel sick.

mitchell_pgh · Jul 16, 2005, 11:53 PM

I'm guessing you didn't order it with beetles...

Ask for your money back and 2 free pizza coupons [and give them away to someone at work that you hate].

suvsr4terrorists · Jul 16, 2005, 11:55 PM

**** that. I want more than my money back. Would you eat a beetle infested pizza if it was free? DIDNT ****ING THINK SO.

I just sent corporate a letter:

Hi. Just informing you that this store is now serving INSECTS with their god damn pizza. I ordered a large pepperoni, and a side of chicken. It came quickly. My wife and I ate two slices. I went for another, and there was a fairly large black beetle underneath one of the slices. I promptly smashed it, flushed it, and checked out the rest of the pizza. There was another large beetle underneath that piece. I'm so disusted right now I feel like I'm goign to puke. I've called the managed, and he apologized, asking what I want him to do about it. THIS IS A NEW BUILDING. WE have ZERO bug problems here. I've never even SEEN a beetle, ant, or any type of insect in here! Do you realize how ****ing pissed I am that I ordered pizza from you, I let my wife eat some, and I found god damn BEETLES underneath it?! The managed asked what I wanted to have done... I responded with "What the hell do you normally do when you deliver people's pizza with god damn beetles underneath it!?!?!?"

CLOSE THIS STORE DOWN AND FIRE ALL OF THESE ASSHOLES. Now I have to go comfort my wife, who isn't exactly happy she was eating beetle infested pizza.

osxpinot · Jul 16, 2005, 11:59 PM

This is a little more serious than a few free pizzas.

ManOfSteal · Jul 16, 2005, 11:59 PM

I blame the 'NN Database for all of this.

RonnieoftheRose · Jul 17, 2005, 12:00 AM

historylme · Jul 17, 2005, 12:00 AM

That is ****ed up!
[don't take this the wrong way, on your moment of anger] But your sig completely goes with this thread.

suvsr4terrorists · Jul 17, 2005, 12:22 AM

I just called the police. They're sending a squad.

ManOfSteal · Jul 17, 2005, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by suvsr4terrorists

I just called the police. They're sending a squad.

suvsr4terrorists · Jul 17, 2005, 12:26 AM

I called the non emergency number. >shrug< The dispatcher ladie was disgusted and she says it's a serious health issue.

AKcrab · Jul 17, 2005, 12:26 AM

We demand pictures of pizza beetles!

mitchell_pgh · Jul 17, 2005, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by suvsr4terrorists

I just called the police. They're sending a squad.

I'm Sergeant Mitchell_pgh from the Pizza Infestation Squad. (bump ba bummmmmmmm)

ManOfSteal · Jul 17, 2005, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by AKcrab

We demand pictures of pizza beetles!

mitchell_pgh · Jul 17, 2005, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by suvsr4terrorists

I called the non emergency number. >shrug< The dispatcher ladie was disgusted and she says it's a serious health issue.

You did the right thing by calling the non-emergency number. I didn't think about the health issue.

Granted... VERY disturbing.

Mr. Blur · Jul 17, 2005, 12:47 AM

shouldn't this be in the "ok, dinner time" thread....heheheheh....mmmm...beetles.

but seriously. years ago my pals and i ordered a pizza from one of the best places in toronto's west end...my friend took a bite and chomped into what seemed to be a piece of tooth......pizza that bites back. we called and complained and as we didn't want to make a huge issue out of it (being half drunk teens at the time) we settled for a few coupons for free pizzas in the future. used the coupons - no more teeth in any of them.

Ghoser777 · Jul 17, 2005, 12:57 AM

I vote that this is another "Gotcha b*thces!" thread.

historylme · Jul 17, 2005, 03:06 AM

Originally Posted by Ghoser777

I vote that this is another "Gotcha b*thces!" thread.

Warung · Jul 17, 2005, 03:21 AM

Originally Posted by suvsr4terrorists

THIS IS A NEW BUILDING. WE have ZERO bug problems here. I've never even SEEN a beetle, ant, or any type of insect in here!

What does that have to do with bugs being on your pizza?

juanvaldes · Jul 17, 2005, 03:32 AM

Call up the county health department monday and report the place. If bugs made it onto the pizza there must be more.

Stogieman · Jul 17, 2005, 03:32 AM

Where they dung beetles?

DeathMan · Jul 17, 2005, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by Warung

What does that have to do with bugs being on your pizza?

He's ruling out the possibility that somehow the bugs could have gotten into the box after it arrived at his apartment.

budster101 · Jul 17, 2005, 09:58 AM

The pizza place must know you...

Zimphire · Jul 17, 2005, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by budster101

The pizza place must know you...

CreepingDeth · Jul 17, 2005, 11:12 AM

Um, if you find a piece of John Lennon in there, don't eat it. You'll turn into a hippie.

Cody Dawg · Jul 17, 2005, 11:23 AM

That's really disgusting.

Did you take a picture?

You know, unless you have proof it is all hearsay.

Once I bought a McDonald's salad and it had crushed glass in it everywhere.

suvsr4terrorists · Jul 17, 2005, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by ManOfSteal

They were about that size.

Sherwin · Jul 17, 2005, 12:05 PM

Solution:

Divorce the Mrs.
Marry an Italian chick.

Da dah! Home made pizza without beetles.

suvsr4terrorists · Jul 18, 2005, 11:03 AM

Domino's HQ just called to get full info from me. They'll be following up a little later. Sweet. ****ing close the bastards.

budster101 · Jul 18, 2005, 11:15 AM

It was Domino's Pizza?

We ate once a long time ago at a Hut that sold Pizza, and there was a cockroach on the underside of our pizza, luckily nobody took a bite and noticed it...

We should have sued. Never ever went to another Hut of Pizza again. They are all crawling with roaches. It's the boxes and the water. They eat the glue in the boxes, and love the water.... breeding ground.

I used to also work for an Italian Restaraunt doing dishes. I have to see a kitchen before I eat anywhere from then on....

Zimphire · Jul 18, 2005, 11:43 AM

Bekah worked at Pizza Slut when she was in her teens.

She claimed it was a mess too.

turtle777 · Jul 18, 2005, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Ghoser777

I vote that this is another "Gotcha b*thces!" thread.

Yeah, very fashionable these days...

-t

RAILhead · Jul 18, 2005, 11:52 AM

/got nothin
//helping kill a cliché

jcadam · Jul 18, 2005, 03:09 PM

sue the bastards, for some serious mental anguish. And wear a neck brace when you show up to the courthouse.

xi_hyperon · Jul 18, 2005, 03:14 PM

Dude, that is nasty. Get the media involved, then they'll be shut down for sure.

Eriamjh · Jul 18, 2005, 03:23 PM

Pfftf. Eat your damn pizza and be happy he didn't charge you extra.

kmkkid · Jul 18, 2005, 03:28 PM

Perhaps there should have been ritalin on the pizza instead?

CreepingDeth · Jul 18, 2005, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by jcadam

sue the bastards, for some serious mental anguish. And wear a neck brace when you show up to the courthouse.

And if you see Mr. Brady with a suitcase, make sure you have guard friends to plant some drugs on him and escort him out.

jcadam · Jul 18, 2005, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Eriamjh

Pfftf. Eat your damn pizza and be happy he didn't charge you extra.

Beetles are lo-carb and an excellent source of protein, which is more than I could say for the pizza.

Zimphire · Jul 18, 2005, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by kmkkid

Perhaps there should have been ritalin on the pizza instead?

You shouldn't make fun of those with imbalances.

kmkkid · Jul 18, 2005, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

You shouldn't make fun of those with imbalances.

Who with an imbalence was I making fun of? I was just being silly and suggested suv needed some ritalin, cause he's freaking out so badly. Cause you know, ritalin does calm you down...

Are you going to start following me around again zimph? Cause then I'd have to ignore you again.

Doofy · Jul 18, 2005, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by suvsr4terrorists

****ing piece of **** forums

^^ I still want to know what all that is about.

turtle777 · Jul 18, 2005, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

^^ I still want to know what all that is about.

Wait and see

-t

CreepingDeth · Jul 18, 2005, 04:00 PM

Pot calms you down, too. Come to think of it…hey, suv, um, are you all out?

Doofy: That's a bizarre comment for someone who isn't banned yet.

Zimphire · Jul 18, 2005, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by kmkkid

Who with an imbalence was I making fun of? I was just being silly and suggested suv needed some ritalin, cause he's freaking out so badly. Cause you know, ritalin does calm you down...

Are you going to start following me around again zimph? Cause then I'd have to ignore you again.

kmkkid Ritalin only calms those down that has ADD. Which said poster has admitted to having.

Do you make fun of other people with disorders as well?

Not following you around. You attacked someone just for using the word "faggot"

But felt it ok to make fun of people with disorders. Intentional or not.

Zimphire · Jul 18, 2005, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

^^ I still want to know what all that is about.

The forums are screwed. You go to post something, and it times out.

Doofy · Jul 18, 2005, 04:07 PM

I know that Zim. I just wondered why Ca$hy boy was bothering to tell us about it.

Zimphire · Jul 18, 2005, 04:09 PM

Probably upset that he wrote a big post, only for the forum to have eaten it.

*shrug*

kmkkid · Jul 18, 2005, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

kmkkid Ritalin only calms those down that has ADD. Which said poster has admitted to having.

Do you make fun of other people with disorders as well?

Not following you around. You attacked someone just for using the word "faggot"

But felt it ok to make fun of people with disorders. Intentional or not.

You are following me around because you've now invaded two threads to start **** with me.

Again, I dont know 'said poster' so I didnt know he had ADD. And again, WHERE was I making fun of people with ADD? AND AGAIN, WHY THE **** ARE YOU BRINGING UP WHAT I SAY IN OTHER THREADS INTO ANOTHER. I'M SORRY, I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THE WATCHER OF THE FORUMS WHERE YOU CAN CLAL EVERYONE OUT ON WHATTHEY'VE DONE, YET ALAS CANT EVEN ADMIT TO THE ******** YOU PULL IN ALMOST EVERY THREAD YOU POST IN.

Now, I need to go take some downers.

Have a nice day.

Zimphire · Jul 18, 2005, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by kmkkid

You are following me around because you've now invaded two threads to start **** with me.

kmkkid me being in two threads that I was in before you started isn't be following you around. You are being dishonest

Again, I dont know 'said poster' so I didnt know he had ADD.

So? Is it ok to make fun of of gays while you are around if I don't know you are gay? What kind of rationalization is that?

And again, WHERE was I making fun of people with ADD?

The ONLY people who take Ritalin to CALM DOWN are people with ADD.

It would be like someone rudely saying "What, you are grumpy? You must need to go suck a *bleep*"

I would consider that equally rude.

AND AGAIN, WHY THE **** ARE YOU BRINGING UP WHAT I SAY IN OTHER THREADS INTO ANOTHER. I'M SORRY, I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THE WATCHER OF THE FORUMS WHERE YOU CAN CLAL EVERYONE OUT ON WHATTHEY'VE DONE, YET ALAS CANT EVEN ADMIT TO THE ******** YOU PULL IN ALMOST EVERY THREAD YOU POST IN.

Now, I need to go take some downers.

Have a nice day.

Sounds like you need a break. I mentioned it in here because you said it in here.

Then I went into another thread, and you chastised someone for doing the SAME THING you just did. So I mentioned it.

If you didn't realize that Ritalin was for ADD people I apologize.

Just like I don't think said poster was being hateful when he said the word "faggot" but you attacked him anyhow.

kmkkid · Jul 18, 2005, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

kmkkid me being in two threads that I was in before you started isn't be following you around. You are being dishonest

So? Is it ok to make fun of of gays while you are around if I don't know you are gay? What kind of rationalization is that?

The ONLY people who take Ritalin to CALM DOWN are people with ADD.

It would be like someone rudely saying "What, you are grumpy? You must need to go suck a *bleep*"

I would consider that equally rude.

Sounds like you need a break. I mentioned it in here because you said it in here.

Then I went into another thread, and you chastised someone for doing the SAME THING you just did. So I mentioned it.

If you didn't realize that Ritalin was for ADD people I apologize.

Just like I don't think said poster was being hateful when he said the word "faggot" but you attacked him anyhow.

What, you are grumpy? You must need to go suck a c0ck.