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Shaddim · May 11, 2011, 07:39 AM

I'm betting on #1, it's got to be that Greek chick.

Edit: Yeah, yeah, no threads about other members. Whatev', this is important!

ajprice · May 11, 2011, 08:07 AM

http://forums.macnn.com/89/macnn-lou...it-uk-tourism/

Month long bender in the UK? If I knew what he looked like I'd look out for him. On further investigation, Location on his profile says Unplugged. So either

a) he's out and about sans Mac
b) he's on tour with his acoustic guitar
c) somebody turned the ventilator off

Laminar · May 11, 2011, 06:39 PM

In b4 public...

Doofy · May 12, 2011, 07:53 AM

It's related to #1, but with major hitches. That's all I can say.

reader50 · May 12, 2011, 09:03 AM

"hitches" - plural. I begin to see the problem. Scheduling must be challenging.

hmm ... if we keep the thread about his 3 (4?) wives and related challenges, then it would be legit. Assuming none of them are members here.

Phileas · May 12, 2011, 09:31 AM

He married a Greek chick. The second he said "I do" his life was no longer his. I suspect he's doing the vacuuming right now, followed by laundry.

andi*pandi · May 12, 2011, 09:35 AM

pixplsthxbye

Andy8 · May 13, 2011, 10:53 AM

No broadband on Doofy's yacht as yet is my guess.

(this is assuming that Doof is taking his extended honeymoon aboard his new yacht: M.Y. Boobies™)

ort888 · May 13, 2011, 04:39 PM

Arrested for tax evasion?

PB2K · May 13, 2011, 04:46 PM

what i learned about these forums, especially NN is that it consists of a small clique. there is a top 10 posters. they think they are al important because they have a 20.000+ postcount. it doesnt matter if you have a point, they have a bigger point because the top 20 communicate amongst eachother, they argue together, a stragner wont get between, theyappear to to know each other, but are actually strangers to eachother and therefore the most pathetic.

they have no life, people who have a life dont care about these forums. they abandon
al typos are intended because i do not care. go outside. have a life

Laminar · May 13, 2011, 04:56 PM

Is that how you've rationalized the fact that no one likes you? It's some conspiracy on every message board to exclude you. It can't be because you're irritating and rude.

Spheric Harlot · May 13, 2011, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by PB2K

what i learned about these forums, especially NN is that it consists of a small clique. there is a top 10 posters. they think they are al important because they have a 20.000+ postcount. it doesnt matter if you have a point, they have a bigger point because the top 20 communicate amongst eachother, they argue together, a stragner wont get between, theyappear to to know each other, but are actually strangers to eachother and therefore the most pathetic.

And some of the time, we reminisce how much nicer it was before the Nazis took over the Poli Lounge around the start of the Iraq War - back when it was 150, and not 20, regulars chatting among themselves...

The Final Dakar · May 13, 2011, 05:27 PM

I swear I can smell alcohol through the screen.

Spheric Harlot · May 13, 2011, 06:04 PM

From here?

Nah. Just procrastination. I should be preparing a rehearsal for tomorrow, but after ten hours in the studio, your priorities start to wander.

The Final Dakar · May 13, 2011, 07:48 PM

Not you, Spheric.

Spheric Harlot · May 13, 2011, 07:52 PM

*burp*

sorry.

Cheers, Doof, wherever y'are!

(this round's on me)

Doofy · May 13, 2011, 11:23 PM

Doof is now single again.
Watch out girlies!

Face Ache · May 14, 2011, 12:02 AM

Whew! Close call eh?

Laminar · May 14, 2011, 10:38 AM

This is as bad as my little brother-in-law on facebook.

andi*pandi · May 14, 2011, 12:31 PM

There's a story here, and the internet demands it.

brassplayersrock² · May 14, 2011, 12:41 PM

He accidentally said that he likes her eggs rather than like her eyes in greek to her mother.

Doofy · May 14, 2011, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

There's a story here, and the internet demands it.

Nay.

mattyb · May 14, 2011, 05:14 PM

Doofy is one of those people that got a super injunction imposed.

If anyone reports anything that happened, large amounts of British Justice will be rained down heavily upon you.

Scary eh?

brassplayersrock² · May 15, 2011, 01:41 AM

Off with his head!

Nivag · May 15, 2011, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by mattyb

Doofy is one of those people that got a super injunction imposed.

If anyone reports anything that happened, large amounts of British Justice will be rained down heavily upon you.

Scary eh?

Just tweet it

Peter · May 17, 2011, 05:04 AM

Which Page 3 model did you try to lock down?

Laminar · May 17, 2011, 08:53 AM

Peter??

brassplayersrock² · May 17, 2011, 09:41 AM

Willie??

ShortcutToMoncton · May 17, 2011, 09:58 AM

Shortest marriage in MacNN history? Great stuff.

Doofy · May 17, 2011, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton

Shortest marriage in MacNN history?

No.

ShortcutToMoncton · May 17, 2011, 11:36 AM

Dammit, another record that refuses to be broken! No idea who holds it.

On the bright side, you don't get to hear "HALF!"

Shaddim · May 17, 2011, 12:12 PM

Silly rabbit, always get a prenupt.

Doofy · May 17, 2011, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Shaddim

Silly rabbit, always get a prenupt.

Bizarrely, prenups aren't legally valid here, so it's "always make sure everything you have is owned by an unknown offshore corporation".

In other news, I'm over it. Time for some blonde, methinks.

brassplayersrock² · May 17, 2011, 06:19 PM

Doofy, how about some Kelly?

besson3c · May 17, 2011, 07:43 PM

Doofy, with your British accent I bet the chicks would go wild if you would ask them for some gray ponies and rainbows-on...

brassplayersrock² · May 17, 2011, 10:42 PM

mmm, yummy, grey ponies on a stick.

Oisín · May 18, 2011, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by PB2K

what i learned about these forums, especially NN is that it consists of a small clique. there is a top 10 posters. they think they are al important because they have a 20.000+ postcount. it doesnt matter if you have a point, they have a bigger point because the top 20 communicate amongst eachother, they argue together, a stragner wont get between, theyappear to to know each other, but are actually strangers to eachother and therefore the most pathetic.

they have no life, people who have a life dont care about these forums. they abandon
al typos are intended because i do not care. go outside. have a life

What on earth does any of this have to do with this thread?

freudling · May 18, 2011, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by PB2K

what i learned about these forums, especially NN is that it consists of a small clique. there is a top 10 posters. they think they are al important because they have a 20.000+ postcount. it doesnt matter if you have a point, they have a bigger point because the top 20 communicate amongst eachother, they argue together, a stragner wont get between, theyappear to to know each other, but are actually strangers to eachother and therefore the most pathetic.

they have no life, people who have a life dont care about these forums. they abandon
al typos are intended because i do not care. go outside. have a life

Jesus, well said.

freudling · May 18, 2011, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Is that how you've rationalized the fact that no one likes you? It's some conspiracy on every message board to exclude you. It can't be because you're irritating and rude.

Lamisnarl:

Shut your yap.

Thorzdad · May 18, 2011, 03:40 PM

And, with that, we'll put this one out of its misery.
Besides, Doofy's back.