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I know a girl with a Subaru SVX tattoo.. what should I do?
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tell Ca$h? do nothing? bed her? have her modify it into a 4x4?
I'm pretty serious.
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Need we remind you that your first order of business is the taking and posting photographs?
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Is she in your league? If she isn't, why even bother bedding her?
Post pics.
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Have her committed to an insane asylum.
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Originally Posted by Mithras 
Need we remind you that your first order of business is the taking and posting photographs?
make no judgements on the slutty buckled bikini.. it was halloween:
I did not take this photo. I think she's had awd vehicles for most of her life, she's kinda jeepy. She's hot but we don't cross paths too often. I was slightly kidding about bedding her. Apparently she drove an svx years ago.
A subaru commercial just showed on the television. Hmmmm.
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Hit it. But remember, this is a woman stupid enough to get an indelible rendering of a crap car on her skin. So don't be trusting her with your credit card or anything. 
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Hit it.
For some reason I've always envisioned most guys on this site looking like this:
And "hitting it" isn't something that happens too often.
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I believe IceEnclosure is an exception.
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I don't know about y'all, but I offended by Atheist's comment.
I'm the ideal looking man.
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^ Dude... I think your balls are coming out your mouth.
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Originally Posted by Atheist
For some reason I've always envisioned most guys on this site looking like this:
And "hitting it" isn't something that happens too often.
Speak for yerself. There's a few blokes here who're above the average (we're Mac users, not Linux geeks!), Icy being one of 'em. In fact, if Icy were gay you'd be going all gooey over him yourself. 
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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If you were behind her, your hand would cover up the tattoo. Out of sight, out of mind.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Speak for yerself. There's a few blokes here who're above the average (we're Mac users, not Linux geeks!)...
I was always under the impression that we looked like this...
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So apparently Tila Tequila would love us.
Also, I though the stereotype was the computer geeks were scrawny, not huge.
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
So apparently Tila Tequila would love us.
Also, I though the stereotype was the computer geeks were scrawny, not huge.
He has us confused with bloggers. But being a rather large fella, I err... nevermind.
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Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²
i don't know about y'all, but i offended by atheist's comment.
I'm the ideal looking man.
hot
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IceEnclosure: have you had sex with her yet?
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I'm far from as hip as our friend "a Mac", but I am no slob or blob either. And I don't wear a wrist brace (which is obviously required because the South Park guy never learned how to use a mouse properly). Hitting "it" is certainly not out of the question for me.
As for the girl in the picture, if she's cool and you get along with her, a relationship is not a bad thing.
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If she knows how to drive stick, the bedding her idea might not be all that bad.
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Stay away! She has a Cadillac Escalade tattooed on her butt that you can't see through that bikini. Totally psycho.
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How `bouts a pic of the whole girl, not just her (rather nice) hip?
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
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Originally Posted by Shaddim
How `bouts a pic of the whole girl, not just her (rather nice) hip?
probably not.
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Ask her if the subaru is a smooth or rough ride, and when it was the last time it got a lube job.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Am I the only one that noticed her underwear is leather? IceEnclosure, where did you find such a fiend?
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Hang on, that **** is photoshopped. Look at her ass
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Originally Posted by calverson
Hang on, that **** is photoshopped. Look at her ass
It's called a "shadow." That happens when someone uses a cheap camera with an automatic flash to take the picture, then someone else enlarges a section of the picture to show a detail.
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why would you get a tattoo of the actual car rather than the logo? thats a bit weird
hit it and see if she handles like a Subaru? ... truck like ...
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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why of all the bits of that image are you enlarging that bit?
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Loooooook to the left of the black underwear, RIGHT WHERE THE ARROW IS POINTING.
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Originally Posted by calverson
Loooooook to the left of the black underwear, RIGHT WHERE THE ARROW IS POINTING.
It's like she has two asses.
"Do my bums look big in this?"
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That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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I guess it could be worse:
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Originally Posted by calverson
I guess it could be worse:
A few inches to the right and that'd look pretty good. Like landing lights. But not lit up.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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calverson, it's not photoshopped.
and maybe she has the svx tattoo rather than a subaru logo because, like ca$h, that particular subaru meant a lot to her.
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Originally Posted by Peter
is that CATS mom?
If so, he is gonna be pissed at IceEnclosure.
Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
calverson, it's not photoshopped.
Take your word for it, but it does look a bit suspicious, you have to admit.
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Originally Posted by Atheist
For some reason I've always envisioned most guys on this site looking like this:
And "hitting it" isn't something that happens too often.
You included? 
I am married. And no, the rumor that once a girl gets married she stops putting out isn't true. Not at least for my case. BTW girls don't like it when you hit it. Maybe a slight little playful pat or whatever. But hitting? I doubt it. And if she does, then she is probably related to the chick in "The HeartBreak Kid" "COCK ME COCK ME"
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Originally Posted by Rumor
If you were behind her, your hand would cover up the tattoo. Out of sight, out of mind.
I like the way this guy thinks.
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My real name is Pat. Pat McOck.
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Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Your real name is Clavin.
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Nobody ever seems to believe me, but I once met this very good-looking blonde woman with an Atari logo tattoo. I asked her about it and she said she was a video game geek as a kid.
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Originally Posted by laminar
your real name is clavin.
OMG how did u no??/? Seriously that is freaky dude
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Maybe he found you, I mean u, on MySpace?
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So, how's the op going, Ice?
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2.3 GHz Intel i5 MacBook Pro
iPhone 4 - 16 GB - Black
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