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Dakar² · Apr 12, 2007, 11:05 AM

Welcome to Dakar's legacy thread celebrating post 10,000!

Swords and Secret Garden DVDs for everyone!

And let's not forget that this is Dakar²'s 5000th post!

I mean, what can I say *wipes tear from eye*
It's been almost 6 months since Dakar² was born and its been a wild ride.

First off, I'd like to thank God, without whom all this wouldn't have been possible. He must have been watching over us today, helping us to victory. I'd also want to thank my parents, who supported me and encouraged me when I was down on my posting.

Further, I'd like to thank Tooki, Demonhood, and the rest of Admin at MacNN. These 10,000 infractionless posts are a testament to your success in building the MacNN Empire, regardless of the fact that I haven't read your front page in seven years.

I'd like to thank Kevin, Railroader, and sometimes Doofy, who are like BALCO only for posting, the Victor Contes to my Barry Bonds. Whatever you say in response to this post, chances are I disagree with it.

Finally, I'd also like to thank my fans who have supported me in my quest for inappropriate comments to common posts. Fans like starman, rickey, turtle, Rumor, and Gossamer: my pants off to you.

And now some blasts from the past:

(cue Green Day's Good Riddance)

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go

Flashback: Post 5000

Originally Posted by Dakar

In my experience dogs are the pet of choice for white trash.

Edit: And on that note:

I WIN AT TEH INTRAWEB!

So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

Flashback: Post 5001/1

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Why, thank you.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

Flashback: Post 10,000/5000

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Welcome to Dakar's legacy thread celebrating post 10,000!

Swords and Secret Garden DVDs for everyone!

And let's not forget that this is Dakar²'s 5000th post!

I mean, what can I say *wipes tear from eye*
It's been almost 6 months since Dakar² was born and its been a wild ride.

First off, I'd like to thank God, without whom all this wouldn't have been possible. He must have been watching over us today, helping us to victory. I'd also want to thank my parents, who supported me and encouraged me when I was down on my posting.

Further, I'd like to thank Tooki, Demonhood, and the rest of Admin at MacNN. These 10,000 infractionless posts are a testament to your success in building the MacNN Empire, regardless of the fact that I haven't read your front page in seven years.

I'd like to thank Kevin, Railroader, and sometimes Doofy, who are like BALCO only for posting, the Victor Contes to my Barry Bonds. Whatever you say in response to this post, chances are I disagree with it.

Finally, I'd also like to thank my fans who have supported me in my quest for inappropriate comments to common posts. Fans like starman, rickey, turtle, Rumor, and Gossamer: my pants off to you.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time

Flashback: The Raptor that looks like it's showering post

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

(Begin roll credits)

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

See you in the next account!

Copyright Dakar Productions 2007

design219 · Apr 12, 2007, 11:22 AM

Time to start with the cats?

Gossamer · Apr 12, 2007, 11:23 AM

Oh. My. Gosh. Absolutely hilarious. This place wouldn't be the same without you.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 11:23 AM

Took you guys long enough.

starman · Apr 12, 2007, 11:37 AM

No posting threads about members

Grats

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 11:38 AM

Thx, and technically, its a thread about myself, so we're ok

Randman · Apr 12, 2007, 12:00 PM

Only 5,000? Pft,

Gossamer · Apr 12, 2007, 12:01 PM

How long have you had the new name? I came across it yesterday but thought nothing of it until now...

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by Randman

Only 5,000? Pft,

True enough.

I was considering the fact that I can't even consider myself clinically insane now.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

How long have you had the new name? I came across it yesterday but thought nothing of it until now...

Flashback: Post 10001/1

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Took you guys long enough.

Unless, of course, you're asking how long it's been registered for.

Gossamer · Apr 12, 2007, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Flashback: Post 10001/1

Unless, of course, you're asking how long it's been registered for.

Yep.

Oh, and by the way it was clearly established here that you can't post threads about yourself either.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

Yep.

Well, I don't know, let me check my profile.

Originally Posted by Gossamer

Oh, and by the way it was clearly establish here that you can't post threads about yourself either.

That still sounds like a different case. cash is full of it since it was about BPR.

And this would have made a terrible PM.

Gossamer · Apr 12, 2007, 12:09 PM

The new dakar is a jerk.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:11 PM

We try and upgrade all the features on each new generation.

Railroader · Apr 12, 2007, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

I'd like to thank Kevin, Railroader, and sometimes Doofy, who are like BALCO only for posting, the Victor Contes to my Barry Bonds. Whatever you say in response to this post, chances are I disagree with it.

Thanks, I think. Jerk.

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Finally, I'd also like to thank my fans who have supported me in my quest for inappropriate comments to common posts. Fans like starman, rickey, turtle, Rumor, and Gossamer: my pants off to you.

Dude, I think I should be in this list!

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:12 PM

If I listed you twice it'd be unfair.

sek929 · Apr 12, 2007, 12:34 PM

How does it feel to be the most pretentious person here?

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

How does it feel to be the most pretentious person here?

Fantabulous?

(Actually check the location on the original Dakar account)

sek929 · Apr 12, 2007, 12:40 PM

Oh I've read it, I'm just a little sour you didn't include me in your fans

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:41 PM

That was my first thought when I saw you replied to this thread.

"There's someone I didn't think of"

design219 · Apr 12, 2007, 12:42 PM

Hey, I'm a fan too. Not as long, but you're the best Dakar.

(now where's my 20?)

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Oh I've read it, I'm just a little sour you didn't include me in your fans

Make-up sex?

(Or should I say, seks?) DURR HURR HURR

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by design219

Hey, I'm a fan too. Not as long, but you're the best Dakar.

(now where's my 20?)

I'll fax it over to you right away.

design219 · Apr 12, 2007, 12:43 PM

Make-up sex?

Not for a 20.

nonhuman · Apr 12, 2007, 12:56 PM

You should have gone with Dakarз.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:57 PM

Nah, this is more stylish.

sek929 · Apr 12, 2007, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Make-up sex?

(Or should I say, seks?) DURR HURR HURR

Agreed, but I am totally the QB.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by design219

Not for a 20.

Yeah, that wasn't addressed to you. Anyway, you'd owe me 20.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Agreed, but I am totally the QB.

I don't feel that guilty.

(But I could for 40 more)

design219 · Apr 12, 2007, 12:59 PM

Yeah, that wasn't addressed to you. Anyway, you'd owe me 20.

I know, but a guy can dream.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:02 PM

And who could blame you, really.

(At this point, I'm waiting for Salty to burst in out of breath)

nonhuman · 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Nah, this is more stylish.

Somewhat ironically, I keep reading Dakarʒ as 'Dakarz', but Dakarз looks like 'Dakar-3'. Oh well, I'll just have to use Дакарз.

Oisín · Apr 12, 2007, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Nah, this is more stylish.

Agh, no! Every time I see your posts from now on, I’ll be reading your name as “Dakarzh”, instinctively reading ‘ʒ’ as its IPA value

Agreed, but I am totally the QB.

I’m not sure exactly how the Queen’s Bench would be involved with you and Dakarzh having make-up sex, but the idea intrigues me...

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by nonhuman

Somewhat ironically, I keep reading Dakarʒ as 'Dakarz', but Dakarз looks like 'Dakar-3'.

Dakarз looks like Dakare to me.

Originally Posted by nonhuman

Oh well, I'll just have to use Дакарз.

Aye, comrade.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Agh, no! Every time I see your posts from now on, I’ll be reading your name as “Dakarzh”

Let me guess, I picked some symbol that actually has meaning to you.

Originally Posted by Oisín

I’m not sure exactly how the Queen’s Bench would be involved with you and Dakarzh having make-up sex, but the idea intrigues me...

(speechless)

Дакарз · Apr 12, 2007, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Aye, comrade.

Darn tootin'!

Oisín · Apr 12, 2007, 01:12 PM

Let me guess, I picked some symbol that actually has meaning to you.

I edited my post further up—but yes, you picked the IPA symbol for the voiced postalveolar fricative (the s in ‘leisure’

(speechless)

I’ve speechlessified Dakar12zh?

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by Дакарз

Darn tootin'!

Wow, I've really arrived when I get my first clone-account.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

I edited my post further up—but yes, you picked the IPA symbol for the voiced postalveolar fricative (the s in ‘leisure’

Well, on behalf of all of DakarCorp, we apologize that this American based company is not internationally sensitive at this time. We ask that you bear with us.

Originally Posted by Oisín

I’ve speechlessified Dakar12zh?

That's right, there are jokes that are too crummy for even me to make.

Oisín · Apr 12, 2007, 01:15 PM

*considers making new goof account named Δακάρ*

*decides eating is more fun*

*goes and makes sammidge*

Dаkarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Wow, I've really arrived when I get my first clone-account.

Nah, this is a clone-account.

design219 · Apr 12, 2007, 01:21 PM

I'm betting 11,000 by Monday.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:21 PM

Oh you ****er.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:23 PM

""Which one do we shoot?!"

"I don't know, I can't tell them apart!"

Dаkarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Oh you ****er.

Don't worry, it shall be used for nothing but good.

Dаkarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

""Which one do we shoot?!"

"I don't know, I can't tell them apart!"

Sadly the indistinguishability falls apart under certain common conditions.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:24 PM

I wasn't worried, but thanks for the reassurance.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Dаkarʒ

Sadly the indistinguishability falls apart under certain common conditions.

Yes, I love the member file.

Dakarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:25 PM

Right now, I imagine a few lurkers going, "WTF? Is he talking to himself?"

Dаkarʒ · Apr 12, 2007, 01:27 PM

Brilliant, innit?