[Dakar²]

Brit girls' boobs are the biggest
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007070249,00.html

BRITISH women have the biggest breasts in Europe, a survey revealed yesterday.
The poll for bra maker Triumph found that only in this country did more than half the women need a D cup or larger.

Percentage of women wearing cup size: D C B A

UK 57 18 19 6
Denmark 50 19 24 7
Netherlands 36 27 29 8
Belgium 28 28 35 9
France 26 29 38 7
Sweden 24 30 33 14
Greece 23 28 40 9
Switzerland 19 24 43 14
Austria 11 27 51 10
Italy 10 21 68 1


Our 57 per cent — including curvy model Kelly Brook — put the rest in the shade, with Denmark second on 50 per cent, then Holland with 36 per cent.

Smallest were the Italians where 68 per cent had a size B.

The Swedes and the Swiss had the largest number of A cup sizes at 14 per cent.

No wonder Doofy has left the UK yet.

[Dark Helmet]

They need big boobs to distract you from their pale skin and crooked teeth.

[Dakar²]

Pale skin works on the right girl.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet 

They need big boobs to distract you from their pale skin and crooked teeth.

Why are you always shallow and hateful?

It makes baby darwin cry.

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Pale skin works on the right girl.

Darn tootin. I prefer it.

[Gossamer]

Originally Posted by Kevin 

Why are you always shallow and hateful?

I think it was a joke.

[Sayf-Allah]

Any chance of a correlation between that and this?

[Dakar²]

Originally Posted by Sayf-Allah 

Any chance of a correlation between that and this?

Actually, my first thought was plastic surgery. This study was based on bra sizes bought, not natural endowments.

Edit: Perhaps we need a new study for women with breasts disproportionally large in comparison to the rest of their figure.

[wolfen]

Yeah...I love italians.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Gossamer 

I think it was a joke.

cept he has a habit of making fun of people for their physical appearance in shallow hateful ways.

[Dakar²]

I love that only 1 percent have an A cup.

[centerchannel68]

Originally Posted by Dark Helmet 

They need big boobs to distract you from their pale skin and crooked teeth.

and fat stomach hanging out the front. I've seen lots of pics of 'clubbin in the uk'. Why do the girls think a spare tire hanging out under their tits is good looking? Blech.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

No wonder Doofy has left the UK yet.

I ain't left 'coz I'm still tying up loose ends, business wise.

The problem with Brit girls having big boobies is that on the average version, everything else is big too. Like; a huge beer gut, thunder thighs, backsides that wouldn't fit into the seat of your Ferrari, upper arm flab that hangs down like a big wobbly jelly...

And flab is becoming more and more acceptable by the month, since the country is basically run by fat lezzers.

...like, ewww... ...no thanks. If it's the choice between a fat bird with big knockers and a slim bird with small knockers I'll take the slim bird every time. Quality over quantity.

[Dakar²]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

I ain't left 'coz I'm still tying up loose ends, business wise.

The problem with Brit girls having big boobies is that on the average version, everything else is big too. Like; a huge beer gut, thunder thighs, backsides that wouldn't fit into the seat of your Ferrari, upper arm flab that hangs down like a big wobbly jelly...

Looks like Sayf beat you to it.

Originally Posted by Doofy 

And flab is becoming more and more acceptable by the month, since the country is basically run by fat lezzers.

If you think I'm clicking on either of those, you're an optimist.

Originally Posted by Doofy 

.Quality over quantity.

Agreed.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Pale skin works on the right girl.

Ya some people love it but to me it always looks unhealthy or doll like.

To each his own.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Actually, my first thought was plastic surgery. This study was based on bra sizes bought, not natural endowments.

Yeah, lot of that going on - even on the fat birds.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Looks like Sayf beat you to it.

Yeah, but I have more authority on the subject (being surrounded by said fat birds and all).

[Dakar²]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Yeah, but I have more authority on the subject (being surrounded by said fat birds and all).

Not from a scientific perspective.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar² 

Not from a scientific perspective.

This is true. Scientific method is based on experimentation with target of research, and I have no experience whatsoever with fat birds.


Muhahahahaha. That reminds me. Local bird, about 5'1" dress size 20+. Came out one night in a bra and tight, large hole, fishnet top. Because the top was so tight and she was so rotund, the bits of bare skin (like, back, sides, stomach, tits) poking through the holes stood out about an inch. She thought she looked sexy. I had to go home and gouge my eyes out with a spoon (don't worry, they've grown back).
Bet you're glad I told you about that.

[Dakar²]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

This is true. Scientific method is based on experimentation with target of research, and I have no experience whatsoever with fat birds.

.

[Sayf-Allah]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Yeah, but I have more authority on the subject (being surrounded by said fat birds and all).

I'll give you that.

Kvikmynd.is - Myndband

[Dakar²]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker 

Ya some people love it but to me it always looks unhealthy or doll like.

To each his own.

Ugh. Doll-like? The only place I see that is on glam-photography.

Palest person I can think of that I find attractive is Rose McGowan.

[centerchannel68]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

This is true. Scientific method is based on experimentation with target of research, and I have no experience whatsoever with fat birds.


Muhahahahaha. That reminds me. Local bird, about 5'1" dress size 20+. Came out one night in a bra and tight, large hole, fishnet top. Because the top was so tight and she was so rotund, the bits of bare skin (like, back, sides, stomach, tits) poking through the holes stood out about an inch. She thought she looked sexy. I had to go home and gouge my eyes out with a spoon (don't worry, they've grown back).
Bet you're glad I told you about that.

That's called 'muffin tops' or 'hip tits'

[Doofy]

.

Originally Posted by Sayf-Allah 

Kvikmynd.is - Myndband

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by centerchannel68 

That's called 'muffin tops' or 'hip tits'

Muffin tops - I like that.
You young whipersnappers have a name for everything.

[Gossamer]

Originally Posted by Kevin 

cept he has a habit of making fun of people for their physical appearance in shallow hateful ways.

And you have a habit of not being able to overlook little things that don't matter.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by Gossamer 

And you have a habit of not being able to overlook little things that don't matter.

And you have a habit... crap, I got nothing.

[Dakar²]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

And you have a habit... crap, I got nothing.

He's got a habit of not having habits. What a jerk!

[JoshuaZ]

They should have included Japanese girls in there, for an extreme low marker. I've never seen so much padding in one country.

[OldManMac]

Speaking of padding; many years ago I was stationed in Turkey, in the Air Farce, and I took a month's leave to Germany, to see relatives I hadn't seen since my family left there sixteen years earlier. When my leave was over, I opened my suitcase in the barracks, to unpack, and there were several bras and panties in there, along with lots of padding cups! As it turned out, a young Turkish lady had the exact same suitcase as I did, and she had just returned from Germany as well, to see some of her family there! I imagine she was just as shocked to open mine up and find men's underwear in there. Fortunately, she was a civilian employee on the base, and we had a mutual friend, even though we didn't know each other, so we each got the correct suitcase back!

[Sayf-Allah]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

.

A bit more of our .... hmmm... weirdness.

Kvikmynd.is - Myndband

Kvikmynd.is - Myndband


(not related to the most important issue we are discussing in this thread but hey!)

[Mastrap]

Originally Posted by centerchannel68 

and fat stomach hanging out the front. I've seen lots of pics of 'clubbin in the uk'. Why do the girls think a spare tire hanging out under their tits is good looking? Blech.

Speaking from experience, rather than from some pictures I've seen somewhere, I've got to say that chicks in the UK are generally slimmer than their US sisters.

[torsoboy]

Originally Posted by Mastrap 

Speaking from experience, rather than from some pictures I've seen somewhere, I've got to say that chicks in the UK are generally slimmer than their US sisters.

Looks like that is true according to this place: NationMaster - American Health statistics

30.1% obesity compared to 22.8%.

[zro]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by Sayf-Allah 

A bit more of our .... hmmm... weirdness.

Kvikmynd.is - Myndband

Kvikmynd.is - Myndband


(not related to the most important issue we are discussing in this thread but hey!)

Those are hilarious, thanks!

And on topic (sort of): I hate to rain on this parade, but huge gargantuan breasts aren't all they crack up to be. Smaller, more in proportion, breasts are preferred to me. Sure huge boobies are fun to look at and play with. There's certainly some things you can do with them that can't be done on a flat girl.

My wife was a 32 E/DDD cup. She is thin, about 110 lbs. and 5'0" tall. But her breasts were WAY out of proportion with her body. Sure that sounds great and all, but EVERYWHERE we went she got stares. From both sexes. More than 20 times I would have to go over to a guy who wouldn't stop staring and ask him to stop. And a few women would give extremely rude looks (what's up with that?). But, she couldn't run, exercising was difficult, buying a bra was a $50+ affair. Hell, buying a bra was a weekend operation! Victoria Secret shopping was out of the question. When shopping on the internet started happening it was a Godsend. She could buy bras from home! Now it was only a 5 hour adventure to buy a bra. And when she found her favorite bra she would buy 4 or 5 of them. When her favorite model was discontinued she freaked out and bought everyone she could find.

Alas, she finally investigated having a breast reduction. EXPENSIVE! More expensive than an enlargement. About $10k in 2000. My insurance wouldn't pay for it. So we switched to her employer's insurance and they ended up paying for it. After a 9 hour surgery and 2-3 months of recovery, she finally looked "normal". Well, large/normal. She was a perfect 32C. And now after two kids she's a larger 32C.

Honestly, I am much happier. She's more active, playful, confident, secure with what she's wearing. Not as many guys stare, but that's a good thing™. And buying bras can be done by even me! It opened up a whole new Christmas gift area.

The moral of the story: HUGE boobs are fun to look at, but large ones are fun to play with.

And to the "bag of flour" comment: What?!?! I don't know about the girls you've felt, but it should be more like a bag of jello.

/end long story no one is probably going to read]

EDIT: I forgot to add, my wife is half German and half Italian. She inherited huge breasts from her mom's side. Her mom German and is huge breasted too.

[centerchannel68]

Originally Posted by Mastrap 

Speaking from experience, rather than from some pictures I've seen somewhere, I've got to say that chicks in the UK are generally slimmer than their US sisters.

The pics I'm referring too are my friends traveling europe. They all say the same thing: UK Chicks have fat bellies.

[centerchannel68]

Originally Posted by torsoboy 

Looks like that is true according to this place: NationMaster - American Health statistics

30.1% obesity compared to 22.8%.

There are probably more fat chicks here in the states, overall, but I'm not talking about fat chicks... I'm talking about regular chicks. If you go out to a bar, and take ten random girls in the US, you might get one or two fatties, but most will be of reasonable build. In the UK, youo probably won't get any truly fatties, but a lot of them will have this 'appendage' under their tits that's basically a beer belly from drinking.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by torsoboy 

Looks like that is true according to this place: NationMaster - American Health statistics

30.1% obesity compared to 22.8%.

Funny. The same site puts the national average at 20.5 %. StateMaster - Statistics > Obesity Rate by state And the highest state is only 26%

[torsoboy]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

Funny. The same site puts the national average at 20.5 %. StateMaster - Statistics > Obesity Rate by state And the highest state is only 26%

Weird stuff. I guess they just pull the stats out of their a**es.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by torsoboy 

I guess they just pull the stats out of their a**es.

I think that's SOP for most statistics.

[Atomic Rooster]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

Those are hilarious, thanks!

And on topic (sort of): I hate to rain on this parade, but huge gargantuan breasts aren't all they crack up to be. Smaller, more in proportion, breasts are preferred to me. Sure huge boobies are fun to look at and play with. There's certainly some things you can do with them that can't be done on a flat girl.

My wife was a 32 E/DDD cup. She is thin, about 110 lbs. and 5'0" tall. But her breasts were WAY out of proportion with her body. Sure that sounds great and all, but EVERYWHERE we went she got stares. From both sexes. More than 20 times I would have to go over to a guy who wouldn't stop staring and ask him to stop. And a few women would give extremely rude looks (what's up with that?). But, she couldn't run, exercising was difficult, buying a bra was a $50+ affair. Hell, buying a bra was a weekend operation! Victoria Secret shopping was out of the question. When shopping on the internet started happening it was a Godsend. She could buy bras from home! Now it was only a 5 hour adventure to buy a bra. And when she found her favorite bra she would buy 4 or 5 of them. When her favorite model was discontinued she freaked out and bought everyone she could find.

Alas, she finally investigated having a breast reduction. EXPENSIVE! More expensive than an enlargement. About $10k in 2000. My insurance wouldn't pay for it. So we switched to her employer's insurance and they ended up paying for it. After a 9 hour surgery and 2-3 months of recovery, she finally looked "normal". Well, large/normal. She was a perfect 32C. And now after two kids she's a larger 32C.

Honestly, I am much happier. She's more active, playful, confident, secure with what she's wearing. Not as many guys stare, but that's a good thing™. And buying bras can be done by even me! It opened up a whole new Christmas gift area.

The moral of the story: HUGE boobs are fun to look at, but large ones are fun to play with.

And to the "bag of flour" comment: What?!?! I don't know about the girls you've felt, but it should be more like a bag of jello.

/end long story no one is probably going to read]

EDIT: I forgot to add, my wife is half German and half Italian. She inherited huge breasts from her mom's side. Her mom German and is huge breasted too.

We really wanted to know!?

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster 

We really wanted to know!?

Fanboi.

[Buckaroo]

I think I'm going to move to the UK.

I love em big.

Milena and Nadine are just right.

Wait a minute. These girls are German.

[Visnaut]

Yeah, i don't mind a lil' junk in the trunk.