[Shaddim]

So, we were drunk. Well, mostly stoned and a little drunk. We had a friend over, she was in several adult films in the late 90's early 00's and she's pretty wild, and we all (us, her, and her friend) ended up mostly naked and crazy in the hot tub playing Truth. Not Truth or Dare, because that could get way out of hand and we don't screw around. Yeah, it's shocking but true.

Anyway, we're about a dozen questions into it when the question came up, "what is the kinkiest thing you're ever done?". Now, my answer shocked everyone (except Kim, she knew), including the former porn actress, and I won that round. Later it led to a discussion about what actually is kinky and when does "kinky" become truly twisted or depraved.

So, here it is, I'll tell you what I said if I get 20 earnest answers to the question, "what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?". And no, one person can't give 20 answers, just one answer per person. Let's see how bad you guys are.

[iMOTOR]

I did a Rusty Venture once.

[brassplayersrock²]

I once filled a kiddy pool with pepto bismo and dressed up as a baby in the fore-mentioned kiddie pool while the stripper I had hired was whipping me and wearing a mouse costume.

[Shaddim]

Ummm, earnest answers. C'mon guys.

[brassplayersrock²]

HALF of it is true.....

[mattyb]

Whats kinky? Weird or just out of the norm? Not taking the piss, just want to know.

I've had a few (what I think) are kinky experiences, but they would probably be called tame by others.

When I was a teenager, I had sex on a school bus, with loads of other people on the bus, without the others knowing, and it wasn't in the toilets. Going over railroad tracks always reminds me of that event.

[King Bob On The Cob]

Originally Posted by mattyb 

Whats kinky? Weird or just out of the norm? Not taking the piss, just want to know.

I've had a few (what I think) are kinky experiences, but they would probably be called tame by others.

When I was a teenager, I had sex on a school bus, with loads of other people on the bus, without the others knowing, and it wasn't in the toilets. Going over railroad tracks always reminds me of that event.

Everyone knew.

[ebuddy]

Originally Posted by King Bob On The Cob 

Everyone knew.

[subego]

Originally Posted by Shaddim 

what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

In before "your mother".

[sek929]

Honest answer: Had my bones jumped in the backseat of best friends car while leaving bar. Not something I actually set out to do, but was powerless to resist. Nothing more scandalous than that, but not for lack of me being depraved, more like I tend to gravitate towards the less adventurous girls I suppose.

[bstone]

[Shaddim]

3.5 honest answers? That's just sad.

[sdilley14]

Had sex with a girl in a crowded bar. She was on the bar stool, wearing a dress...kinda just mozyed up under the dress, threw it out through the zipper, pulled the panties to the side and had at it. I've done lots of other shit along the same lines, but this is the first one that comes to mind.

[brassplayersrock²]

zipper+sex= possible major OUCH

[sdilley14]

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock² 

zipper+sex= possible major OUCH

Hahah, you're telling me!! Sure beats the high school days of dry humping chicks all night and getting your wang all raw from hitting the zipper!

...and I've said too much.

[brassplayersrock²]

Had underwear not been invented yet?

[sdilley14]

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock² 

Had underwear not been invented yet?

I fell victim to the slit in the middle of the boxers.

[brassplayersrock²]

Had buttons not been invented yet?

[sdilley14]

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock² 

Had buttons not been invented yet?

I own like 10 pairs of boxers and I would say that 2 or 3 have a button in front. The others just have an open slit.