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IceEnclosure · Nov 12, 2008, 12:24 AM

sorry doods, we gotta fix the ratio up a bit.

Laminar · Nov 12, 2008, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by Rumor

You guys are getting Oisin all hot and bothered.

Hm...I probably shouldn't have posted a semi-nude picture of myself.

sdilley14 · Nov 12, 2008, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

sorry doods, we gotta fix the ratio up a bit.

That you? That girl in black is pretty damn hot! The other one isn't too bad either!

krillbee · Nov 12, 2008, 02:57 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Wow. Just....wow.

What I'm seeing is a combination of "act like you're the sh!t; she'll find that attractive" and "manipulate her by doing things in order to make her do what you want".

I mean, I know I'm not really a typical girl, but I find it a complete turn off when a guy is (a)overly confident, (b)"a tad" arrogant, and/or (b)manipulative.

If you want to get some dumb blonde who will put out but be incapable of having an intelligent conversation, go for it. If you actually want someone with some cognitive abilites above a fourteen-year-old, here's a really hot tip: be yourself. You can only keep up a facade of arrogance, coolness, or whatever else for so long before the real you comes out. So you might as well just let it out to begin with, instead of trying to manipulate a girl into believing what you want her to believe, rather than seeing you for who you really are.

For some reason it's always the females that disagree with this kind of advice, while the men promote it.
I rarely hear men say that this advice fails them, which makes me wonder if it's actually true and gets the job done.

I am disgusted with this world. I'll die celebate if it meant I'd get to keep my dignity.

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by sek929

Pfft, that's nothing

I now know what your name means... seksy!

Rumor · Nov 12, 2008, 03:57 AM

Laminar?

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 04:02 AM

Does the dude on the right on sek's picture have a semi?

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

sorry doods, we gotta fix the ratio up a bit.

I agree.

Guess which one I am:

Rumor · Nov 12, 2008, 05:41 AM

Looks like you found a couple of Oompa Loompas.

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 09:06 AM

Hey wasn't the Oopma Loompa song about not being greedy?

Oisín · Nov 12, 2008, 09:12 AM

Well, they’re not, are they? They seem to be sharing just fine.

Dakar V · 09:40 AM

I could practically hear Oisin's drool hitting the keyboard last night.

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Well, they’re not, are they? They seem to be sharing just fine.

I was talking about me.

Laminar · 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by krillbee

For some reason it's always the females that disagree with this kind of advice, while the men promote it.
I rarely hear men say that this advice fails them, which makes me wonder if it's actually true and gets the job done.

I am disgusted with this world. I'll die celebate if it meant I'd get to keep my dignity.

It seems that the majority of people that disagree with this advice are:
A) Girls that are pissed because no one ever hits on them (You'll never get an intelligent girl with that advice),
B) Guys that have zero game and are jealous (I can't believe you'd treat women like pieces of meat)

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 10:19 AM

That has to be the truest thing that I have ever read on a forum.

besson3c · Nov 12, 2008, 10:26 AM

Or:

C) Married guys like myself who have retired from the "game"

However, it is true that I never did have much game, but I have little regret, as I simply was never that kind of game playing guy.

IceEnclosure · Nov 12, 2008, 10:34 AM

Yea, I don't think it's as black and white as the A/B/C choices, but hey that can be discussed over the next 4 pages.

I know a guy who loves TOUCHING girls, no matter what, how, when. If there's one time in a hot girl's day where she doesn't want to have someone's hands on their shoulders, he finds it. Most girls I know who know him are like "ughhh, he's such a freakin' toucherrrr".. when I'm around him, I rag on him a little for being so touchy. He writes it off as me being jealous. Whatever toolbox.

Laminar · Nov 12, 2008, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Or:

C) Married guys like myself who have retired from the "game"

However, it is true that I never did have much game, but I have little regret, as I simply was never that kind of game playing guy.

So B)

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

Yea, I don't think it's as black and white as the A/B/C choices

That would be more like, black, white, and... red?

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

sorry doods, we gotta fix the ratio up a bit.

Originally Posted by calverson

Hey, there is an advantage to being sticky. Your thread is always at the top.

Are those Indonesians? Mawlries?

For some reason, I imagine IceEnclosure looking like this:

Might be the blue, I dunno.

Originally Posted by calverson

Guess which one I am:

Originally Posted by Laminar

Also, jumping pics are teh hott.

Originally Posted by calverson

I agree.

Guess which one I am:

We should have a pics of members thread.

(read that anyway you want)

besson3c · Nov 12, 2008, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

So B)

You are welcome to think whatever you want, it makes no difference to me.

Laminar · Nov 12, 2008, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by calverson

We should have a pics of members thread.

(read that anyway you want)

There's one from a year or two ago. Feel free to start a new one if you want.

IceEnclosure · Nov 12, 2008, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by calverson

That would be more like, black, white, and... red?

oops. how about "cut and dry".

Laminar · Nov 12, 2008, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

You are welcome to think whatever you want, it makes no difference to me.

Who are you trying to convince, you or me?

IceEnclosure · Nov 12, 2008, 11:00 AM

I really don't think besson cares, he was just pointing out what I was pointing out, that there's truly more choices to it than:

-Got game

-Don't got no game and you're a loser and can't get women

besson3c · Nov 12, 2008, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Who are you trying to convince, you or me?

How is it possible to convince anybody of either point? This is purely empirical.

Laminar · Nov 12, 2008, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

I really don't think besson cares, he was just pointing out what I was pointing out, that there's truly more choices to it than:

-Got game

-Don't got no game and you're a loser and can't get women

Which is why I used the word "majority" and not "all."

besson3c · Nov 12, 2008, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Which is why I used the word "majority" and not "all."

So then why am I clumped into your B category for simply adding a category to your list?

This is boring.

Laminar, please share with us some crazy sex stories so that this thread is exciting again. Have you ever seen people openly having sex in public, completely unbothered by their surroundings?

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 11:11 AM

I have. I was in a club once and I walked into the bathroom, and this dude was doggy-stylin' it with some drunk bird.

Oisín · Nov 12, 2008, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

There's one from a year or two ago. Feel free to start a new one if you want.

There was even a gallery from that same thread. I’m too lazy to go search for it now (I need to buy groceries anyway), but it was made by awaspaas. I’ve got a similar thing going for a different forum (not perhaps very likely that people will care much about a random gallery of random unknown people, but what the hell) (and yes, I know it’s fugly, I just don’t care enough to redo it) (and yes, most of the pictures of me in there are jokes, or are meant to be at least).

Originally Posted by besson3c

Have you ever seen people openly having sex in public, completely unbothered by their surroundings?

In San Francisco, on the night of the Pride Parade, yeah. Walking up some steep hill (yeah, I know—steep hill in San Francisco, very specific), I walk past a guy getting a blowjob in a small recess between two houses.

Laminar · Nov 12, 2008, 11:15 AM

I'm in love.

IceEnclosure · Nov 12, 2008, 11:16 AM

psh, a couple of friends and I watched a guy and girl, from start to finish, bang it out RIGHT NEXT TO US at the bar. AT the bar.

If anything, we stepped back a few feet.

At one point, I swear, the bartender was like "Hey if your girl needs to sleep maybe you should take her home" because her head was on the bar all sloppy like. They were both standing up, dude bringing up the rear.

Laminar · Nov 12, 2008, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Oisín

In San Francisco, on the night of the Pride Parade, yeah. Walking up some steep hill (yeah, I know—steep hill in San Francisco, very specific), I walk past a guy getting a blowjob in a small recess between two houses.

And joined in?

Oisín · Nov 12, 2008, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

And joined in?

Nah, I was too slow, only really noticed it when I’d already passed them. I didn’t even get a picture (despite actually having my camera around my neck at the time).

I’m such a wuss.

(Oh, and that animated GIF was made by someone else [a Croatian girl, if memory serves], I can’t take credit for it.)

besson3c · Nov 12, 2008, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

psh, a couple of friends and I watched a guy and girl, from start to finish, bang it out RIGHT NEXT TO US at the bar. AT the bar.

If anything, we stepped back a few feet.

At one point, I swear, the bartender was like "Hey if your girl needs to sleep maybe you should take her home" because her head was on the bar all sloppy like. They were both standing up, dude bringing up the rear.

Were they both sober? Attractive? That takes some balls...

calverson · 12:04 PM

I once had sex in a lounge of a commune with some university student. There were people walking around the house, (it was about 3:30am) and someone walked in and switched on the TV, watched for about 2 minutes and walked out...

Edit: ...which was kind of annoying cause I don't like boning with Fox News in the background.

Jens Peter · Nov 12, 2008, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Have you ever seen people openly having sex in public, completely unbothered by their surroundings?

I take it, you have never been to a festival?

Hell, I have done it in public at a few times

besson3c · Nov 12, 2008, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by Jens Peter

I take it, you have never been to a festival?

Hell, I have done it in public at a few times

No, I wouldn't know where to find such a thing in America... We are too puritanical here!

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 12:48 PM

Sex in public is great. As per the above, I have only done it once, but I have engaged in many other actions in public areas such as school, the beach, the movies, clubs, restaurants.

I once fingered this chick in a mall.

besson3c · Nov 12, 2008, 12:56 PM

How about in church? Anybody do something in there?

shifuimam · Nov 12, 2008, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

Sex in public is great. As per the above, I have only done it once, but I have engaged in many other actions in public areas such as school, the beach, the movies, clubs, restaurants.

I once fingered this chick in a mall.

You should totally get a gold star for that. I'm swooning with how amazingly fabulous you are.

WRT the people boning in the bar: I can't imagine doing that. I've done my share of making out in public, but I don't think I'd be up for clothing coming off in the middle of a public area.

Dakar V · Nov 12, 2008, 12:59 PM

I suspect the skirt with no underwear angle was worked there.

shifuimam · Nov 12, 2008, 01:00 PM

If I were a guy, though, I'm not sure I'd want to whip my wiener out in public all gung-ho and whatnot. Some penile exposure, no matter how minimal, would be necessary to do a girl in public.

Some people just have zero sense of common sense and decency. You gotta draw the line somewhere...

Dakar V · Nov 12, 2008, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

You gotta draw the line somewhere...

I'm more disturbed that the bar was cool with this.

paul w · Nov 12, 2008, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

I suspect the skirt with no underwear angle was worked there.

Have you seen the "underwear" that ladies seem to be wearing these days? Not enough fabric to put off a fight by any means.

besson3c · Nov 12, 2008, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

You should totally get a gold star for that. I'm swooning with how amazingly fabulous you are.

WRT the people boning in the bar: I can't imagine doing that. I've done my share of making out in public, but I don't think I'd be up for clothing coming off in the middle of a public area.

Isn't it kind of funny what sorts of level of clothing people are comfortable or uncomfortable with?

At a beach, a bikini is fair game. Walking through a bar or something, it would probably make most women feel uncomfortable. A bikini is basically just the same as wearing nothing but underwear, but I would bet that most women do not feel comfortable wearing nothing but underwear anywhere.

How about the thong? Many women are comfortable with making it known that they are wearing a thong, and many will show part of their thong, but not all of it. Maybe some would wear a thong-like bikini at the beach?

Why is it that that extra inch or two of fabric and the context makes all of the difference in the world? I'm not criticizing you Shif, because obviously it would be abnormal if it *didn't* concern you, but I think it is rather strange when you stop and think about it.

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

You should totally get a gold star for that. I'm swooning with how amazingly fabulous you are.

You should see how totally good looking I am. PM me and we can get together. Publicly.

shifuimam · Nov 12, 2008, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Isn't it kind of funny what sorts of level of clothing people are comfortable or uncomfortable with?

At a beach, a bikini is fair game. Walking through a bar or something, it would probably make most women feel uncomfortable. A bikini is basically just the same as wearing nothing but underwear, but I would bet that most women do not feel comfortable wearing nothing but underwear anywhere.

How about the thong? Many women are comfortable with making it known that they are wearing a thong, and many will show part of their thong, but not all of it. Maybe some would wear a thong-like bikini at the beach?

Why is it that that extra inch or two of fabric and the context makes all of the difference in the world? I'm not criticizing you Shif, because obviously it would be abnormal if it *didn't* concern you, but I think it is rather strange when you stop and think about it.

It's actually pretty interesting to think about. My mom had a heart attack the first time I bought a two-piece swimming suit, even though it didn't show all that much more than a one-piece.

It's also one of the reasons why I don't think it's all that big of a deal if one of my male friends sees me changing my shirt. It's not like I'm going topless or anything.

Women who pull their thong straps up over the top of their jeans just look really trashy, IMO. They're doing it in order to hypersexualize themselves for men, which is just sad.

I do wonder sometimes about the culture shift between the United States and European countries. When I want to an all-inclusive resort in Mexico a few years, many of the European women went topless on the beach (although most put their bikini tops back on upon returning to the pool area). I just wonder when it became taboo in the U.S. (or when it became okay in Europe - I don't know which came first).

Originally Posted by calverson

You should see how good looking I am too. PM me and we can get together. Publicly.

Sorry. I don't have a fake tan, I have more than three brain cells, and I don't date little kids.

I have this ridiculous thing called self-respect. It's one of my major downfalls, I know.

calverson · Nov 12, 2008, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Sorry. I don't have a fake tan,

Thats fine - how about a real tan?

Originally Posted by shifuimam

I have more than three brain cells,

Good, you will need them: you are going to need to remember to remind me to pull out.

Originally Posted by shifuimam

and I don't date little kids.

Wow, I said nothing about dating. You are getting too serious. Watch out, you might scare me away.

Originally Posted by shifuimam

I have this ridiculous thing called self-respect. It's one of my major downfalls, I know.

Nothing that a few drinks won't handle.

shifuimam · Nov 12, 2008, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by calverson

Wow, I said nothing about dating. You are getting too serious. Watch out, you might scare me away.

Would it make you feel better if I clarified and said that I don't fraternize in public with children such as yourself?

You concern me. Your attitude toward women is disgusting. You view them as objects to be conquered, as opposed to human beings with actual feelings. It's not a far stretch from joking about using alcohol to make a girl do what you want into actually using alcohol to manipulate her into doing what you want.

You need a serious reality check. Women are people, just like men. They deserve to be treated with respect. The only way that an empty one night stand is justifiable is if both people in are in full possession of their faculties - not where the man is using deception and manipulation to con a woman into getting into bed with him.

I'm sorry, but you need to grow up.