[Eynstyn]

BreakingNews

We've all heard of the luck of the duck who was thought to be a dead duck when Elmer Fudd shot him and put him in the fridge to become dinner sometime later but when Ms. Fudd opened it and Perky looked at her and quacked it was taken to the vet and we thought that was all she wrote. They all lived happily ever after.

Well, it seems Perky has escaped death again!

It was put into a PetSpa and survived...just kidding.

However, it really has had a second brush with the grim reaper.

[starman]

I heard about this on the radio this morning. Funny stuff.

[brassplayersrock²]

it needs to run for president. it would so win

[Eynstyn]

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock 

it needs to run for president. it would so win

I'd vote instead that Perky should go into show business. A few hundred thou and she will be able to lead quite a duck-adent lifestyle.