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Wowzers.. 25 teeth in your vagina (Page 2)
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
I have such a good ability to sense who people are
Your continued presence on these forums leads me to believe otherwise.
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
See, if that were me, I would've dumped her right then and there. Better yet, I have such a good ability to sense who people are, that I would've never even gone on a date with her.
Swing and a miss.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
My coming out thread will be along shortly.
I couldn't care less whether you guys know when I lose my virginity.. but if you want me to make a thread I will.
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
I couldn't care less whether you guys know when I lose my virginity.. but if you want me to make a thread I will.
Oh boy...you don't catch on quick, do you?
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
See, if that were me, I would've dumped her right then and there. Better yet, I have such a good ability to sense who people are, that I would've never even gone on a date with her.
Oh god, the irony, it burns!
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Originally Posted by ChuckIt
Oh god, the irony, it burns!
Man, tell me about it.
And after that oh-so-polite warning I gave him.
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Hey MacGeek,
Have you tried inviting chicks to check out your secret garden? You could also tell them that you have a sword in your pants, they might like that.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Hey MacGeek,
Have you tried inviting chicks to check out your secret garden?
Whenever he does they just Babel instead of giving him a straight answer.
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Originally Posted by brokenjago
I highly suggest you re-read KarlG's post. Carefully.
Talk about a WHOOOSH eh?
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
See, if that were me, I would've dumped her right then and there. Better yet, I have such a good ability to sense who people are, that I would've never even gone on a date with her.
This is typical macgeek2005.
Dude, you completely missed his entire post. Remember, even a fool is thought wise if he keeps his mouth closed. I suggest you not talk about something you know ZERO about.
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
I couldn't care less whether you guys know when I lose my virginity.. but if you want me to make a thread I will.
Steeeeeerike two!!!
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As fun as it is to read this thread, it bugs me just a little bit that you guys have such a misconception of who I am.
I could explain myself in detail, and maybe shine some light on the truth, but considering that you guys are the type of people that will judge before you know, I couldn't care less whether you actually know the truth about me.
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
I could explain myself in detail,.
Only if you're masochistic.
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
As fun as it is to read this thread, it bugs me just a little bit that you guys have such a misconception of who I am.
I could explain myself in detail, and maybe shine some light on the truth, but considering that you guys are the type of people that will judge before you know, I couldn't care less whether you actually know the truth about me.
Lighten up dude, we're just playin' with ya.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Lighten up dude, we're just playin' with ya.
Thanks. Maybe you're just playin with me, but alot of these other people are not. Alot of people here think i'm an immature, ignorant "destined to die a virgin", loser of a being.
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
As fun as it is to read this thread, it bugs me just a little bit that you guys have such a misconception of who I am.
I could explain myself in detail, and maybe shine some light on the truth, but considering that you guys are the type of people that will judge before you know, I couldn't care less whether you actually know the truth about me.
So it bugs you, but you don't care. I see…
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
As fun as it is to read this thread, it bugs me just a little bit that you guys have such a misconception of who I am.
I could explain myself in detail, and maybe shine some light on the truth, but considering that you guys are the type of people that will judge before you know, I couldn't care less whether you actually know the truth about me.
Don't worry, we *are* the type of people that "couldn't care less whether [we] actually know the truth about [you]" so we are all in agreement. But, just because we don't care enough to know the truth about you doesn't mean we don't care enough to want to stop making fun of you. So, don't feel too bad.
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Alright in that case i'll just put up with your immaturity and continue to be amused by your comic attempts to make fun of me. Making fun of someone doesn't really work unless you have actual facts about them. Making fun of me for inviting girls into my secret garden isn't even funny, because it's simply not true.
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
Making fun of someone doesn't really work unless you have actual facts about them.
Have you ever heard of a thing called "The Media?"
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Have you ever heard of a thing called "The Media?"
"The Media" makes you think you know stuff about me? I don't understand.
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
Thanks. Maybe you're just playin with me, but alot of these other people are not. Alot of people here think i'm an immature...
Actually, arrogant and immature. You really need to reread the posts above. What the person is telling you is going way over your head.
I actually agree with you about how women should be treated. But that's not the point. No one cares what you think about that. They are focussing on your narcism and ignorance.
For someone who constantly complains that he is misunderstood, you do a very poor job of making sure you are understood. Instead you insult and dismiss.
It's too bad really. You could learn a lot if you'd really try comprehending what people are saying to you.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Actually, arrogant and immature. You really need to reread the posts above. What the person is telling you is going way over your head.
I actually agree with you about how women should be treated. But that's not the point. No one cares what you think about that. They are focussing on your narcism and ignorance.
For someone who constantly complains that he is misunderstood, you do a very poor job of making sure you are understood. Instead you insult and dismiss.
It's too bad really. You could learn a lot if you'd really try comprehending what people are saying to you.
I am not caught in the media at all. I don't watch TV or anything. How does The Media connect to the way I can't explain myself?
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
I am not caught in the media at all. I don't watch TV or anything. How does The Media connect to the way I can't explain myself?
Strike three.
Don't you think it's a little weird that no one, not a single person, is on your side here? Do you think we all put aside our SUV differences and decided to pick on teh macgeek2005?
Honestly, I don't quite get the media reference either, but you missed the message of my post above. KarlG was telling jokes. They had very little to do with you. You simply "set the stage". And yet, in your narcissism, you thought he was addressing you.
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Are you guys sure this guy isn't a troll that's been in disguise this whole time? I find it very hard to believe that this stuff could go over someone's head so completely.
I dunno, I don't deal with him much.
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On topic.
I understand there are poisonous snakes in Africa. Wouldn't that be cheaper. Snakes like a dark place so the woman would be fairly safe. But once a guy starts to stookie his wookie in the tookie he may get a cookie.
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Actually, a mongoose might be more fitting for dealing with the trouser snake.
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wow macgeek2007, you're just hard to watch in a funny way kinda like "The Office" is.
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Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster
On topic.
I understand there are poisonous snakes in Africa. Wouldn't that be cheaper. Snakes like a dark place so the woman would be fairly safe. But once a guy starts to stookie his wookie in the tookie he may get a cookie.
Poison snakes are the guys defense against women.
Trouser snakes are generally harmless though.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Strike three.
Don't you think it's a little weird that no one, not a single person, is on your side here? Do you think we all put aside our SUV differences and decided to pick on teh macgeek2005?
Honestly, I don't quite get the media reference either, but you missed the message of my post above. KarlG was telling jokes. They had very little to do with you. You simply "set the stage". And yet, in your narcissism, you thought he was addressing you.
To be fair and honest....he lacks no qualites that everyone else here has except experience. I'm not just talkin' hanky panky either. We were all like that at one time or another.
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Originally Posted by brokenjago
Are you guys sure this guy isn't a troll that's been in disguise this whole time? I find it very hard to believe that this stuff could go over someone's head so completely.
I dunno, I don't deal with him much.
He posted his myspace profile a while back.
As far as the media reference goes, I was making the point that it's entirely possible to talk about/make fun of someone without any real information.
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Wow, from vagina dentata to teenage arrogance in one page.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
Wow, from vagina dentata to teenage arrogance in one page.
hehehe...dentata.
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Do you remember the days when we only had to worry about the teeth in their mouthes? I remember. The days when a c@ck-slap taught a lesson? I do. When boys that shagged their smokin hot teachers bragged about it? I do.
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
Petridge Farm does.
Futorama has given this world so much.
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Futor?
But yes, I agree.
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Every time I see this thread the title weirds me out. Considering a dude posted it and it is 99.9% dudes here I would expect: "Wowzerz.. 25 teeth clamped to your penis".
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
Every time I see this thread the title weirds me out. Considering a dude posted it and it is 99.9% dudes here I would expect: "Wowzerz.. 25 teeth clamped to your penis".
I don't like talkin about your penis. Besides everyone would say "not my penis, I'm no rapist".
I also didn't want Salty saying something like "Thank.God.My.Penis.Is.Gay"
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
I don't like talkin about your penis. Besides everyone would say "not my penis, I'm no rapist".
I also didn't want Salty saying something like "Thank.God.My.Penis.Is.Gay"
Wow.
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
I don't like talkin about your penis. Besides everyone would say "not my penis, I'm no rapist".
I also didn't want Salty saying something like "Thank.God.My.Penis.Is.Gay"
Well I am happy knowing you at least put some serious thought into it.
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