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juanvaldes · Sep 22, 2002, 04:55 AM

errr....beer...

To those of us still up and drunk in the lounge.

PS: thank god for spell check!

The Dude · Sep 22, 2002, 05:03 AM

That man in the photo is reason enough for government enforced euthinasia.

chris_h · Sep 22, 2002, 05:03 AM

Since i took a vow to never photoshop while drunk again, I'll just have to recycle this old thing. (that i probably did while drunk)

Bushleaguer · Sep 22, 2002, 05:20 AM

Originally posted by The Dude:
That man in the photo is reason enough for government enforced euthinasia.

I donno, he looks happy to me

Captain Obvious · Sep 22, 2002, 05:23 AM

I dont know what thats about but the girl in the middle has a nice ass.

chris_h · Sep 22, 2002, 05:33 AM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
I dont know what thats about but the girl in the middle has a nice ass.

I believe her ass I basically erased, and airbrushed what you see there (she had some other stuff written on it).
That's why it sticks out like it does... the rest required much more slight alterations.

juanvaldes · Sep 22, 2002, 05:49 AM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
I dont know what thats about but the girl in the middle has a nice ass.

**** yeah!

but remember guys this thread is about
( * Y * )

Sven G · Sep 22, 2002, 05:59 AM

... To each ass its personality: in culo veritas!

Captain Obvious · Sep 22, 2002, 06:12 AM

Originally posted by juanvaldes:

**** yeah!

but remember guys this thread is about
( * Y * )

Sorry, i am not a boob guy. I am happy with perky Bs. Perky C's are better though. If my arms only extended six inches from my shoulders I'd care more but me.... my hands wander down, I like girls with nice butts and legs.
BIg chests usually mean bigger butts. I am not willing to accept that trade off.

juanvaldes · Sep 22, 2002, 06:23 AM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:

Sorry, i am not a boob guy. I am happy with perky Bs. Perky C's are better though. If my arms only extended six inches from my shoulders I'd care more but me.... my hands wander down, I like girls with nice butts and legs.
BIg chests usually mean bigger butts. I am not willing to accept that trade off.

eh, to each his own.

cheerios · Sep 22, 2002, 08:36 AM

poor lounge... I think I'm glad you finally came to bed, goober

wataru · Sep 22, 2002, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by The Dude:
That man in the photo is reason enough for government enforced euthinasia.

I think poor spelling should be reason enough for euthanasia.

Millennium · Sep 22, 2002, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by juanvaldes:

Someone send that pic to Cliff Yablonski. Now.

sek929 · Sep 22, 2002, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
I dont know what thats about but the girl in the middle has a nice ass.

Nah, green underwear is the best. Where the hell do you find these pics chris?

arrested502 · Sep 22, 2002, 05:09 PM

Here's a Booby for ya.

The Godfather · Sep 22, 2002, 05:10 PM

HOORAY! (don't open at work)

sambeau · Sep 22, 2002, 07:20 PM

Fancy a shag?

Actually..

.. I think that may be a guillemot..

MindFad · Sep 22, 2002, 07:43 PM

Hear, hear for boobies.

The Dude · 01:49 AM

Originally posted by wataru:

I think poor spelling should be reason enough for euthanasia.

BTW, Millennium, you are so right.

chris_h · Sep 23, 2002, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by The Dude:

dude, that isn't funny...

my great grandfather died in a nazi concentration camp... he fell out of a guard tower.

(cha-ching)

- - e r i k - - · Sep 23, 2002, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by chris_h:
What you consider to be "common sense" is no more than your own opinion.

Great going Chris_h. Here's what I just removed from my sig:

Common sense to most people is nothing more than their own opinion - William Hazlitt

I've had this since day one. Nice to see you're adopting it

chris_h · 09:29 AM

Originally posted by - - e r i k - -:
Great going Chris_h. Here's what I just removed from my sig:

I've had this since day one. Nice to see you're adopting it

A ha! I knew I must've read that somewhere... and hazlitt too, i only know of him from his shakespeare stuff so I must've seen it in your sig at some point.

maxelson · Sep 23, 2002, 09:18 AM

Shakespeare. e. Shakespeare.

cheerios · Sep 23, 2002, 02:56 PM

LOL Poor max, your bard has been insulted! Bad Chris!!

maxelson · Sep 23, 2002, 03:15 PM

WELL... technically, Shakespeare is only the widely agreed upon spelling. Shakesper, Shaks-spear, Shakestaff, Shakspere... it's all good. Marlowe signed his name differently every time. Morley, Marlow, Marloy, Marlowe, Morley. So TECHNICALLY, chris is not incorrect.
I'm just being a pissmonkey about it

maxelson · Sep 23, 2002, 03:19 PM

...and while we are on the topic of common sense...

Subject: Fw: Death of Common Sense

Obituary

Today we mourn the passing of an old friend, by the name of
Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life but died in the United
States from heart failure on the brink of the new millennium. No one
really knows how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost
in bureaucratic red tape.

He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals
homes, factories helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and
foolishness. For decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous
lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating
such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of the rain, why the
early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in
charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second.

A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the
Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and
educational trends including body piercing, whole language, and "new
math." But his health declined when he became infected with the
"If-it-helps-only-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus.

In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages
of well-intentioned but overbearing regulations. He watched in pain as
good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly
deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance
policies.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for
kissing a classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash
after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only
worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to
administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parent when
a female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments
became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received
bettertreatment than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses in
everything from the Boy Scouts to professional sports. Finally, when a
woman, too stupid to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot,
was awarded a huge settlement, Common Sense threw in the towel.

As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was
kept informed of developments regarding questionable regulations such
as those for low flow toilets, rocking chairs, and stepladders.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust;
his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son,
Reason.
He is survived by two stepbrothers: My Rights, and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Of course, there are a few points in here with which I am less than enamoured. But it is the spirit that counts.