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KingGemini87 · May 19, 2009, 04:10 PM

I'm tryin to get a job as a DJ in a strip club. I need to know what rocks songs can be played in a strip club?

::maroma:: · May 19, 2009, 04:20 PM

I suggest Christian Rock.

design219 · May 19, 2009, 04:23 PM

Hell of a first post.

Or are you a sock puppet? Besson?

auto_immune · May 19, 2009, 04:26 PM

If you were qualified to be a dj in a strip bar, you would KNOW what rocks songs can be played in a strip club.

sek929 · May 19, 2009, 04:41 PM

Just loop 'Cherry Pie' by Warrant.

mattyb · May 19, 2009, 04:47 PM

Stick on the Full Monty album.

Laminar · May 19, 2009, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by ::maroma::

I suggest Christian Rock.

Amy Grant and Michael W. Smith would be perfect.

::maroma:: · May 19, 2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Amy Grant and Michael W. Smith would be perfect.

Or maybe:

Dakar V · May 19, 2009, 06:00 PM

Play some White Stirpes.

Kerrigan · May 19, 2009, 06:56 PM

Didn't we have a discussion like this years ago?

Shaddim · May 19, 2009, 07:14 PM

5.) Sweet Dreams
4.) Pour Some Sugar on Me
3.) The Stroke
2.) Girls, Girls, Girls

1.) Rebel Yell (but they must be athletic with the pole)

LegendaryPinkOx · May 19, 2009, 07:21 PM

A classic that never grows old

RevoltingCocks - Do you think I'm Sexy?

Laminar · May 19, 2009, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Didn't we have a discussion like this years ago?

Yep:

http://forums.macnn.com/89/macnn-lou...ainment-clubs/

iM@k · May 19, 2009, 11:45 PM

Pretty much any popular 80's rock will do. MY suggestions would be:

'She's a beauty' by The Tubes

'She's got the look' by Roxette

But you best bet is to go with Motley Crue: 'Girls, Girls, Girls' 'She goes Down', 'Sticky Sweet', 'Slice of your Pie', and 'Rattle snake Shake' are songs I can (and do) imagine girls stripping t o.

starman · May 19, 2009, 11:51 PM

Anything from "Appetite For Destruction"

Randman · May 20, 2009, 12:10 AM

Aerosmith, GnR.

Tiresias · May 20, 2009, 07:36 AM

Avoid the fourth track from In Utero!

residentEvil · May 20, 2009, 07:45 AM

anything from Deicide or Cannibal Corpse. good stripping AND screwing music.

Tiresias · May 20, 2009, 09:58 AM

"Screwing music" ?

I'm sure the ladies love it when you call it that.

Laminar · May 20, 2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

"Screwing music" ?

I'm sure the ladies love it when you call it that.

"The ladies" ?

I'm sure women love it when you call them that.

Also, stirp.

Tiresias · May 20, 2009, 10:16 AM

What does "stirp" mean?

Intrigued, I looked it up in the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary:

stirp /0stə

/ noun. E16.

[ORIGIN formed as stirps.]

1 The stock of a family; a line of descent; a race, a clan; the descendants of a common ancestor. Also, pedigree, lineage. Now arch. rare. E16.

H. D. Thoreau The last of that stirp, sole survivor of that family.

†2 A scion, a member of a family. L16–E17.

†3 Genetics. The genic component of a gamete or a fertilized ovum. L19–E20.

And yet...

ctt1wbw · May 20, 2009, 10:35 AM

Like A Virgin - Madonna

Zeeb · May 20, 2009, 11:11 AM

"It's raining men" by the weathergirls--a sure hit at a strip club.

besson3c · May 20, 2009, 11:19 AM

Maybe he wants to play rock songs for the stock of a family?

ctt1wbw · May 20, 2009, 11:25 AM

Anything by the Village People?

residentEvil · May 20, 2009, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

"Screwing music" ?

I'm sure the ladies love it when you call it that.

since the filter won't let other more entertaining forms be posted; i picked screwing.

and my lady loves "screwing"; she also loves "bouncy bouncy", "doing it", "bone jumping" and a few others that again, would be blocked by the filter.

"making love" or "having sex" is so 1950s b&w educational films.

gumby5647 · May 20, 2009, 01:58 PM

Eddie Money....

residentEvil · May 20, 2009, 02:02 PM

"feel like making love" - bad company
"the stroke" - billy squire

Laminar · May 20, 2009, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

since the filter won't let other more entertaining forms be posted; i picked screwing.

and my lady loves "screwing"; she also loves "bouncy bouncy", "doing it", "bone jumping" and a few others that again, would be blocked by the filter.

"making love" or "having sex" is so 1950s b&w educational films.

YouTube - family guy Intercourse oliver twists a lot feat random guy

Railroader · May 20, 2009, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

"making love" or "having sex" is so 1950s b&w educational films.

I call it "intercourse".

"Honey, let's have intercourse".

Dakar V · May 20, 2009, 02:40 PM

"Are you properly lubricated? Oh well, nevermind, here I go."

Laminar · May 20, 2009, 03:33 PM

"I'm so wet right now."
"Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class."

boy8cookie · May 20, 2009, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

I call it "intercourse".

"Honey, let's have intercourse".

I use the 'f-word.'

"Honey, let's facebook."

"Oh yes, friend me baby."

Laminar · May 20, 2009, 04:11 PM

Commence poking.

Railroader · May 20, 2009, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

"Are you properly lubricated? Oh well, nevermind, here I go."

Are you kidding?!!? I married a redhead.

You need to get out more.

boy8cookie · May 20, 2009, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

Are you kidding?!!? I married a redhead.

You need to get out more.

Sounds like he needs to get in more, if you ask me.

Dakar V · May 20, 2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

Are you kidding?!!? I married a redhead.

You need to get out more.

You need to properly understand the use of quotation marks.

Salty · May 20, 2009, 05:13 PM

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas?

Railroader · May 20, 2009, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

You need to properly understand the use of quotation marks.

I think I have been "burned". (?)

Doofy · May 20, 2009, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

since the filter won't let other more entertaining forms be posted; i picked screwing.

and my lady loves "screwing"; she also loves "bouncy bouncy", "doing it", "bone jumping" and a few others that again, would be blocked by the filter.

"making love" or "having sex" is so 1950s b&w educational films.

There's one term for it which will make all ladies drop their knickers instantly. But I'm not telling you lot what it is. I had to spend eight years scaling mountains in Tibet* before I found the old, celibate monk who could teach me the knowledge of this word.
* Beat that Brad Pitt. Seven years? Pussy!

Tiresias · May 21, 2009, 02:02 PM

The quaintly archaic term, "the act of androgynation" women seem to find especially arousing, putting in mind, as it is sure to do, the bawdy prose of Rabelais with which they are all so familiar.

Dakar V · May 21, 2009, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

I think I have been "burned". (?)

Not a burn. An intimation that your first reply made no sense in the context of the post it was replying to.

Laminar · May 21, 2009, 04:31 PM

You ended a sentence with a preposition.

Railroader · May 21, 2009, 04:59 PM

You ended a sentence with "preposition".

ctt1wbw · May 21, 2009, 05:43 PM

How about a proposition? I've drunk half a bottle of jack today. I'm feeling deamn goood. man.

Laminar · May 21, 2009, 07:47 PM

Maybe you should mention that in at least one more post.

Tiresias · May 22, 2009, 05:09 AM

Everyone knows what Churchill said of the idea that you should not end a sentence with a preposition:

"That's the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put."

mattyb · May 24, 2009, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

The quaintly archaic term, "the act of androgynation" women seem to find especially arousing, putting in mind, as it is sure to do, the bawdy prose of Rabelais with which they are all so familiar.

In the pubs that I used to visit, a pint of snakebite did the trick.

Shaddim · May 24, 2009, 08:54 PM

Buy them a drink? Hell, just say, "you're looking lovely this evening". It'll save the cost of the pint.

Gavin · May 25, 2009, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

Everyone knows what Churchill said of the idea that you should not end a sentence with a preposition:
"That's the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put."

This is doubly appropriate as Churchill invented the stirp club.