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This thread begs the question, WWWDLD?
(What Would WDLove Do?)
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
This thread begs the question, WWWDLD?
(What Would WDLove Do?)
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wdlove still exists, he is out there somewhere (as a google search reveals).
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
wdlove still exists, he is out there somewhere (as a google search reveals).
Can't believe he's not over the deleted posts yet. Talk about a grudge or something...
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Can't believe he's not over the deleted posts yet. Talk about a grudge or something...
I think it was more likely the piss-taking which put him off. Everyone was railing on him for being nice, like the bastards they are.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Everyone was railing on him for being nice, like the bastards WE are.
Fixinated.
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Fixinated.
Don't bring me into it. I never said a word against WD.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I think it was more likely the piss-taking which put him off. Everyone was railing on him for being nice, like the bastards they are.
Not for being nice, for being ONLY nice.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Don't bring me into it. I never said a word against WD.
Ok, WE except Doofy then. LOL
Btw, I remember clearly that the last post of his was complaining about the deleted posts. Never heard from him ever after.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Not for being nice, for being ONLY nice.
It was kind of inspirational though, no?
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Originally Posted by Doofy
It was kind of inspirational though, no?
I found it incredibly one-dimensional and boring.
Oddly enough he came off as actually human (and interesting) when he gave his 2¢ and left.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Oddly enough he came off as actually human (and interesting) when he gave his 2� and left.
Maybe he just ran out of 2�s ?
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^^^ Dadgummit. I hate that MacNN cstill an't deal properly with special characters. WTF ?
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A google search has shown that WD is still out there posting on other forums.
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
A google search has shown that WD is still out there posting on other forums.
Yep.
Total Posts: 16,570
Does that guy have a life ?
No, wait, bots don't have lives.
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According to the poll I conducted in this forum, Barney's penis is indeed longer than average.
Carry on.
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I was too late to vote.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
I found it incredibly one-dimensional and boring.
Oddly enough he came off as actually human (and interesting) when he gave his 2¢ and left.
Same here. His posts were so predictable gushy it felt like it was being generated from "Ned flanders list of standard motivational and positive responses" templates.
Even Ned seems to have a personality and humor which Mr Love didn't show a trace of.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Even Ned seems to have a personality and humor which Mr Love didn't show a trace of.
Sorry dude, that's incorrect. WD showed a sense of humour in many posts.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Sorry dude, that's incorrect. WD showed a sense of humour in many posts.
Can you show me some? I never saw intentional ones.
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I'm glad the triple alliance got broken up:
Kevin, WD, Cody, between them almost every thread got derailed! (kinda)
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Nice finds.
Edit: what was the "Hi can't wait to PM you" to Humor Ratio? (Probably deceptively low as someone deleted a lot of them).
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Originally Posted by Doofy
I'll have a look later.
Edit: OK, here's a couple. Not the ones I was thinking of, but they show a sense of humour: (snip)
Yep, not intentional humor, but humor, nonetheless.
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For the record I never had a mean thing to say to WD. I save all my mean things for the people who genuinely deserve them.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Weird. It is hard to tell if he is trying to be funny or if he is sorta clueless.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
"She said, “Look, Daddy, a Barney movie!” I couldn’t see it, so she guided my eyes to the vulgar obscenity arranged there on the sign. “Look! Up there! Barney’s p***s!” I was shocked when I saw the words arranged on the sign. I quickly averted her eyes and escorted her into the store.
Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney’s p***s.
This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church’s pastor about this bombshell in my daughter’s life and he is unsure how it will affect her future.
The Village News :: My 6-year-old was traumatized
You are so funny.
What denomination are you?
You daughter never asked you about penises and vaginas; the difference between the 2 sexes. I mean she is 6 so she must have asked questions before?
She never saw you nude before?
If you would have said so what, she would never have mentionned it again.
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Originally Posted by Monique
You are so funny.
What denomination are you?
You daughter never asked you about penises and vaginas; the difference between the 2 sexes. I mean she is 6 so she must have asked questions before?
She never saw you nude before?
If you would have said so what, she would never have mentionned it again.
You are talking to SWF ? WTF, Monique.
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
You are talking to SWF ? WTF, Monique.
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I really hope not me as the whole daughter thing is a bit puzzling even for her.
But I think she is talking to the guy who had this traumatizing experience as if he is magically listening.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
But I think she is talking to the guy who had this traumatizing experience as if he is magically listening.
Another Moniquism.
She is talking to you as if you were the dad. Doh.
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Another Moniquism.
She is talking to you as if you were the dad. Doh.
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Well whatever drugs she must be on it sounds like fun.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Well whatever drugs she must be on it sounds like fun.
I am a little confused here aren't you the dad?
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Originally Posted by Monique
I am a little confused here aren't you the dad?
Muahahahahahaha
Get more drugs, Monique. It's gonna be alright.
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Oh, and best thread this month.
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Ok who is the dad?
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I'm shittin' myself right now. Darn that's funny.
Please, nobody spoil this be helping Monique out.
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Originally Posted by Monique
I am a little confused here aren't you the dad?
You are completely detached from any sort of reality aren't you?
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
I'm the dad.
Can't be. Don't you know, SWF is the dad.
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It is completely beyond me in any regard how Monique makes statements towards me claiming to know such intimate details about me such as "you can't get any job" and "you are a hateful Canadian" bla bla... but somehow missed the whole gay thing not to mention the whole story was in quotes and linked to the real story in California.
Even then why would I bold one line and post a picture of Ned Flanders?
Seriously, language barriers aside.. she is hopped up on something fierce to the point that she shouldn't be left unsupervised.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
but somehow missed the whole gay thing
Yeah, and that you "did it" for religious reasons.
What denomination are you ? LOL.
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rectum hell, it killed 'em!!!
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Same here. His posts were so predictable gushy it felt like it was being generated from "Ned flanders list of standard motivational and positive responses" templates.
Even Ned seems to have a personality and humor which Mr Love didn't show a trace of.
I'd rather have that, than your constant barrage of sarcastic hatefulness any day.
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The only babies SWG could have are butt babies.
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Originally Posted by waxcrash
The only babies SWG could have are butt babies.
*drumroll*
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Originally Posted by waxcrash
The only babies SWG could have are butt babies.
Wow, brilliant. Who else could come up with a-class material like that other than than any 11 year old.
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Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker
Wow, brilliant. Who else could come up with a-class material like that other than than any 11 year old.
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