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Where did you find that pic? 
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steve: days of avoiding spinach are over thanks to my new iSpecs/iToothpick two in one.
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Originally Posted by C.A.T.S. CEO
Where did you find that pic?
It was linked to from another site.
Or was that a caption?
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Originally Posted by miss-haley
kid:"and thats how the snakes got on the plane..."
steve: "intriguing....someone should make a movie of this..."
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Interesting....why do you have naked pictures of your mother?
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