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Ames, Hanssen, and Monika Lewinski?
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Join Date: Jan 2000
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While reading
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Da...est010220.html
regarding the FBI agent who was arrested for espionage, I noticed that his attorney also represented Aldrich Ames (the Russian consulate must have his number on speed dial) and....Monica Lewinsky?!?. How could I be so blind? That explains EVERYTHING.
The Russians have gone back to inserting (ahem) beautiful Russian spies to bring the U.S. to its knees (or the President to his knees...or...somebody got down on someone's knees). They tried it before with Marilyn Monroe and JFK, but it failed because the KGB underestimated the man's libido. But now the Ruskies went low-key with a young intern (notice her correctly spelled name in the subject header) and almost succeeded.
I called my local paper to give 'em the story, they said someone would be by to pick me up. And look, here they are now--three black Chevy Suburbans with tinted glass... .
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I am stupidest when I try to be funny.
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...it will happen like this: It will be a lovely spring day. You will be walking. A car will slow. A car driven perhaps by someone you know...
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I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head.
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It ain't adultery if you don't inhale... 
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`Everybody is ignorant. Only on different subjects.' -- Will Rogers
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We got espionage, we got Russians, we got big black suburbans with guys wearing sunglasses, we got intrigue, we got political backstabbing... and you guys are focusing on the what... yup, the sex.
Hmmmm.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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Originally posted by maxelson:
We got espionage, we got Russians, we got big black suburbans with guys wearing sunglasses, we got intrigue, we got political backstabbing... and you guys are focusing on the what... yup, the sex.
Hmmmm.
well, the sex is about all that hasn't been co-opted by Micro$oft...
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Originally posted by wumeng:
well, the sex is about all that hasn't been co-opted by Micro$oft...
You better believe THAT won't last long.
Remember the Onion article? "MICROSOFT PATENTS ONES, ZEROS"
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Join Date: Nov 1999
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What will they call it? Microsoft Orifice?
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Ya gotta applaud those bunnies for sacrificing their hearing just so some guy in Yonkers can have better TV reception.
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