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Ken Masters · 07:10 AM

While eating launch with a couple of friends at an inner city shopping complex I decided to try something knew. These knew tandoori chicken looked good and after a while my stomach was playing up. My girl friend told me that I should go to the toilet, because she could smell the gasses emanating out of me. I thought I was being discrete at the time but I guess she noticed. Oh well�. So I left towards the public toilets.

As I was carrying out my business I heard a noise. It didn�t sound so healthy; the guy next to me seemed to be having a hard time. Then all of a sudden I here this faint voice, in a very weird tone.

[Unknown] Good day mate, how are you?

[ME] (awkwardly replying) well fine thankyou.

[Unknown] So what you doing?

[ME] (Even more awkward) well you know, just doing a poo.

That was weird!
A few seconds later�..

[Unknown] Yeah�.Yeah�Im fine, I�m actually free today so when ever your ready.

[Me] (Freaking out) sorry dude I don�t swing that way.

Then there was a period of silence��.

[Unknown]Then he said, Oh My God Dude, I have to call you back, there�s are dcikhaed next to me replying to everything I say.

Spheric Harlot · Feb 21, 2004, 07:02 AM

L. O. L.

Sherwin · Feb 21, 2004, 07:10 AM

11011001 · Feb 21, 2004, 07:11 AM

That's ****ing brilliant.

It's probably one of the better jokes (in this case it seems real) i have heard.

It reminds me of the Douglas Adam's cracker story (fans of hitchiker's can elaborate).

Awesome.

thePurpleGiant · Feb 21, 2004, 08:01 AM

Ken Masters, normally you just piss me off. But I like you today, you really made me laugh!

Thumbs up for you:

Eriamjh · Feb 21, 2004, 08:03 AM

The only person I would talk to while on the sh*tter would be God (if he called). Everyone else can go f*ck themselves!

But funny!

AKcrab · Feb 21, 2004, 09:02 AM

Not true. But good joke.

OldManMac · Feb 21, 2004, 10:29 AM

I needed a good laugh, thank you!

nredman · Feb 21, 2004, 10:36 AM

i have had guys at work try to talk to me while i am at the urinal. i totally ignore them and never talk to them again...you either look straight ahead or look down...and you don't talk...at least that my feelings about that.

nobitacu · Feb 21, 2004, 11:31 AM

Hahahaha! That was great! We all need some laugh like that once in awhile.

Thank,

Ming

keekeeree · Feb 21, 2004, 11:49 AM

Thanks for the morning laugh...it helped my hang-over feel just a little more tolerable

Xeo · Feb 21, 2004, 11:54 AM

That was pretty good.

ryju · Feb 21, 2004, 03:49 PM

That was pretty good.

ShortcutToMoncton · Feb 21, 2004, 08:16 PM

One of the oldest chain email jokes I know. Not too bad, but he ��cked up the delivery.

greg

dampeoples · Feb 22, 2004, 01:00 AM

hehe

SupahCoolX · Feb 22, 2004, 01:05 AM

One time on The Man Show (back when it was good), Jimmy Kimmel did a hidden camera sketch like this. He would walk up to a urinal and strike up conversations with the other guys there, discuss their penis size, offer to shake hands, etc. It was really funny to see the different reactions to the violation of this unspoken rule (no pun intended) of bathroom etiquette.

brapper · Feb 22, 2004, 02:09 AM

Originally posted by nredman:
i have had guys at work try to talk to me while i am at the urinal. i totally ignore them and never talk to them again...you either look straight ahead or look down...and you don't talk...at least that my feelings about that.

agreed.
that's my private time.

wataru · Feb 22, 2004, 02:49 AM

Pretty funny.

By the way, new != knew.

Cubeoid · Feb 22, 2004, 02:53 AM

That's brilliant.

sugar_coated · Feb 19, 2005, 11:34 PM

Laughter is the best medicine.

wdlove · Feb 20, 2005, 08:12 PM

That certainly brought on a big smile thank you.

Ghoser777 · Feb 20, 2005, 08:31 PM

Originally posted by sugar_coated:
Laughter is the best medicine.

Was it really necessary to bump a year old thread? Although I laughed

sugar_coated · Feb 20, 2005, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by Ghoser777:
Was it really necessary to bump a year old thread? Although I laughed

Saw no expiry date.

itistoday · Feb 20, 2005, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by Ghoser777:
Was it really necessary to bump a year old thread? Although I laughed

Hey, at least he's searching before posting�something more people need to do here. Great find sugar_coated! (wonder what you were searching for....)

Person Man · Feb 21, 2005, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by sugar_coated:
Saw no expiry date.

No, but it's still not very good form to dredge up year old posts, ESPECIALLY not ones by people who have since been banned.

It's funny, if you happen to like bathroom humor.