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Lateralus · Oct 30, 2007, 10:42 PM

...whoa. shifuimam is a chick.

besson3c · Oct 30, 2007, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

Am I the only one imagining this picture topless?

Technically, pictures can't be topless because pictures don't have tops that can be removed, only cropped.

- - e r i k - - · Oct 30, 2007, 10:56 PM

And indeed that top needs cropping

RAILhead · Oct 30, 2007, 11:01 PM

She has nice legs, too -- but you'll have to find the pics.

/Just sayin'

- - e r i k - - · Oct 30, 2007, 11:07 PM

What? This?

/stalker

shifuimam · Oct 30, 2007, 11:20 PM

How did a thread about sex turn into comments about my shitty pictures? Go look at the babes super pic orgy thread if you want to look at hot women.

Lateralus · Oct 30, 2007, 11:27 PM

Negative. We're bored with the pics in the babes thread.

- - e r i k - - · Oct 30, 2007, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

How did a thread about sex turn into comments about my shitty pictures? Go look at the babes super pic orgy thread if you want to look at hot women.

Hey! That last one is a good picture. Vertigo inducing and well composed.

shifuimam · Oct 30, 2007, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Hey! That last one is a good picture. Vertigo inducing and well composed.

Well then, just Photoshop me out of it and you've got yourself a great shot of the Grand Canyon.

- - e r i k - - · Oct 30, 2007, 11:34 PM

No need for self-depreciation

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 12:26 AM

shifulmam: what are you looking at in the second picture?

loki74 · Oct 31, 2007, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

What? This?

/stalker

hah, that reminds me of that one scene in Indiana Jones...

OT: Top off? whenever she's ready; there's really no specific expectation. Why? I wouldn't date someone I'm only interested in physically--waste of time and money. For sex? Marriage.

JoshuaZ · Oct 31, 2007, 03:25 AM

I dated my current lady for a couple of months before anything happened. Seemed like I chased after her for quite a while. Though we were just casually dating... and I was casually dating others as well...

Good times. Good times.

zro · Oct 31, 2007, 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

shifulmam: what are you looking at in the second picture?

That would be the Grand Canyon in northern Arizona.

nredman · Oct 31, 2007, 05:23 AM

i guess it all depends on what you are looking for? if you just want to have sex with women then i'm sure there are plenty of one night stands out there, but in my experience if you want to build a serious relationship with a woman you should try to hold off as long as you can.

RAILhead · Oct 31, 2007, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

How did a thread about sex turn into comments about my shitty pictures? Go look at the babes super pic orgy thread if you want to look at hot women.

Real life women are much more attractive, don't you know?

shifuimam · Oct 31, 2007, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

Real life women are much more attractive, don't you know?

No, I wouldn't know.

Mariska Hargitay's pretty damn hot, and she's a real life woman.

No contest.

OldManMac · Oct 31, 2007, 09:23 AM

It depends on the person. However, at my age and with my luck lately, food has replaced sex. So much so that I just had a mirror put over my dining room table.

RAILhead · Oct 31, 2007, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

No, I wouldn't know.

Mariska Hargitay's pretty damn hot, and she's a real life woman.

No contest.

We're not understanding one another. I'm saying that while it's cool to see a hawt babe on TV or teh intarweb, it's much cooler to have a real-life gal by your side, thus, "real-life babes" are more attractive -- to me, at least -- since you actually have the chance to get to know them.

And, of course, to stick with the OP, you get a chance to have at it with them, since I doubt I'll ever stand a chance to hook-up with Mariska.

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 10:00 AM

I still want to know what shifuimam is looking at in that second picture, she seems very fixated on something... maybe a fire or a bear or something? Or maybe a bear on fire?

shifuimam · Oct 31, 2007, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

"real-life babes" are more attractive -- to me, at least -- since you actually have the chance to get to know them.

Well then, good for those real-life babes. I'm guessing that works out pretty damn well for them.

Originally Posted by besson3c

I still want to know what shifuimam is looking at in that second picture, she seems very fixated on something... maybe a fire or a bear or something? Or maybe a bear on fire?

Dude. It's the Grand Canyon. That's all I'm looking at. Have you seen it? Just the expanse of it is worth fixating on for a few minutes.

Mastrap · Oct 31, 2007, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Well then, good for those real-life babes. I'm guessing that works out pretty damn well for them.

Heh. What's with the bitterness?

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Dude. It's the Grand Canyon. That's all I'm looking at. Have you seen it? Just the expanse of it is worth fixating on for a few minutes.

It doesn't look like much to me, just a bunch of rocks. Are you sure you didn't see a bear on fire?

RAILhead · Oct 31, 2007, 10:29 AM

I'm guessing she doesn't like compliments being made toward her with minor attempts at juvenile humor? I guess it's all my fault -- but I wasn't trying to be mean or a turd.

I was just being silly while at the same time saying that she was attractive, had nice legs, etc., etc.

- - e r i k - - · Oct 31, 2007, 11:05 AM

Hey, who wouldn't like their self-esteemed raised based on a bunch of hormonal bulletin board users?

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 11:13 AM

RAILhead: you should have took the high road and went towards more high brow humor such as humor involving bears that are on fire.

RAILhead · Oct 31, 2007, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I still want to know what shifuimam is looking at in that second picture, she seems very fixated on something... maybe a fire or a bear or something? Or maybe a bear on fire?

I found the true pic:

Laminar · Oct 31, 2007, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

RAILhead: you should have took the high road and went towards more high brow humor such as humor involving bears that are on fire.

Should have took?

abe · Oct 31, 2007, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

Well then, good for those real-life babes. I'm guessing that works out pretty damn well for them.

Dude. It's the Grand Canyon. That's all I'm looking at. Have you seen it? Just the expanse of it is worth fixating on for a few minutes.

Fixating on for a few minutes then reflecting, 'Gee, it's just like the photos of it. Meh.'

What I mean by that is that it is JUST like the photos. It's so far away there's no way to get any different visual sense of it in person than you'd get in a panoramic photo.

Not really complainin, just sayin.

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 11:55 AM

Should have taken... I guess my grammar took the low road. Oh well, my high road humor should balance the two out.

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 11:56 AM

all I know is that shufuimam is looking at *something* in that photo, and I'm rather suspicious about what she is looking at.

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

I found the true pic:

What is that thing anyway? I think I've seen it before... Maybe when I was watching the Teletubbies or something, I don't know.

Shifuimam: do you watch the Teletubbies?

abe · Oct 31, 2007, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

Heh. What's with the bitterness?

You ever been chased and hounded and been given undue attention for just being yourself?

That's why some women don't dress provocatively. They don't want to be ogled. Some women actually gain weight purposely to make themselves less of an object of attention.

Why did Princess Di run from the paparazzi?

Being an attractive woman is as close to celebrity as the every day person can experience.

Just finding out she is a pretty girl after she came to trust you all to be natural with her might be nothing to you but a pain in the neck to her.

I might be totally off base in saying she feels that way, but the things I said are very true for some other women.

I could understand if shifuimam recoiled from the reaction she got, even though no one meant any harm.

brassplayersrock² · Oct 31, 2007, 12:08 PM

kevin?

abe · Oct 31, 2007, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

kevin?

I'm honored you'd think so.

-- mojo2.

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

kevin?

No, Kevin would have about a dozen arguments/bickerfests going on as we speak... Abe is a teddy bear, just a *very* strange teddy bear.

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 12:19 PM

I always pictured Abe looking like this:

Anyway, getting back to putting out... I've never really had a purely sexual relationship, so I can't help you much shifuimam... In fact, I only had two other girlfriends before meeting my wife.

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 12:20 PM

I would like to see the giant Abe head in the canyon and Shifuimam looking at it.

abe · Oct 31, 2007, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

No, Kevin would have about a dozen arguments/bickerfests going on as we speak... Abe is a teddy bear, just a *very* strange teddy bear.

Please don't speak ill of my esteemed fellow poster, Kevin.

James Brown has lost weight since that pic was taken, but he's still a handsome man.

Try this on, instead.

Timo · Oct 31, 2007, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by OldManMac

It depends on the person. However, at my age and with my luck lately, food has replaced sex. So much so that I just had a mirror put over my dining room table.

I lol'd

shifuimam · Oct 31, 2007, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

I found the true pic:

Best picture evar.

Originally Posted by besson3c

What is that thing anyway? I think I've seen it before... Maybe when I was watching the Teletubbies or something, I don't know.

It's a domo-kun.

Shifuimam: do you watch the Teletubbies?

No. I don't have television at all. I own a TV, but I get absolutely no reception from any network stations, and I'm too cheap to pay for cable.

Originally Posted by abe

You ever been chased and hounded and been given undue attention for just being yourself?

That's why some women don't dress provocatively. They don't want to be ogled. Some women actually gain weight purposely to make themselves less of an object of attention.

Why did Princess Di run from the paparazzi?

Being an attractive woman is as close to celebrity as the every day person can experience.

Just finding out she is a pretty girl after she came to trust you all to be natural with her might be nothing to you but a pain in the neck to her.

I might be totally off base in saying she feels that way, but the things I said are very true for some other women.

I could understand if shifuimam recoiled from the reaction she got, even though no one meant any harm.

No, I was just saying that I'm not attractive (at all) in real life. If I looked half as attractive as Princess Di, you can bet your ass I'd be happily raking in the compliments.

abe · Oct 31, 2007, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Timo

I lol'd

me too

Timo · Oct 31, 2007, 12:52 PM

Probably NSFW, but harmless and apropos

YouTube - Sex and lawyers

abe · Oct 31, 2007, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

No, I was just saying that I'm not attractive (at all) in real life. If I looked half as attractive as Princess Di, you can bet your ass I'd be happily raking in the compliments.

If you lived in my old neighborhood you would THINK you were a princess.

"Ohhh, look at that FINE white woman!"

Remember what they say, '...you never go back.'

besson3c · Oct 31, 2007, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by OldManMac

It depends on the person. However, at my age and with my luck lately, food has replaced sex. So much so that I just had a mirror put over my dining room table.

So then, logic would dictate that your ultimate source of pleasure would be having sex with food?

abe · Oct 31, 2007, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

So then, logic would dictate that your ultimate source of pleasure would be having sex with food?

Oh, just be honest about it. You are leading to the obvious and ultimate linear extension of this line of thought.

paul w · Oct 31, 2007, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

So then, logic would dictate that your ultimate source of pleasure would be having sex with food?

No no, you're logic is off. You derive pleasure from food by eating it. Having sex with it would simply be a frustrating exercise.

I believe it's more like sex while eating food. This has even been documented (Seinfeld episode, with George introducing a pastrami sandwich into the bedroom).

edit: YouTube - Seinfeld- The Blood - Food, Sex and TV

Timo · Oct 31, 2007, 01:00 PM

shifuimam, you're attractive. Deal with it!

RAILhead · Oct 31, 2007, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by shifuimam

No, I was just saying that I'm not attractive (at all) in real life. If I looked half as attractive as Princess Di, you can bet your ass I'd be happily raking in the compliments.

Come now. Seeing as how I'm a dude and I've been enjoying the female gender all my life, I think I'm a better judge than you in regard how attractive you are. I'll refrain from posting a list of evidence of your attractiveness for the time being, though, since you don't seem to like the direction this thread is going.

shifuimam · Oct 31, 2007, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by abe

If you lived in my old neighborhood you would THINK you were a princess.

"Ohhh, look at that FINE white woman!"

Remember what they say, '...you never go back.'

LOL. Always nice to know my attractiveness is defined by my skin color.

Originally Posted by Timo

shifuimam, you're attractive. Deal with it!

Haaaah...like you'd know. Negative. (And no, I'm not looking for compliments through self-depreciation.)