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L'enfanTerrible · Oct 31, 2002, 01:01 AM

BERLIN (Reuters) - Aging Berlin playboy Rolf Eden
wants to go out with a bang. Eden, a wealthy 72-year
old disco magnate, recieved a huge worldwire respo-
nse to an offer to leave part of his fortune to the last
woman he has sex with, provided he dies in her arms
after a "final, glorious orgasm."

An ever-smiling man with blond hair and a dark tan, Eden
told Reuters he stays fit thanks to a rotating array of seven
or eight young women between the ages of 18 and 35,
who take turns in his bed each night.

"This is my office, so to speak," he said, proudly showing
off his spacious bedroom complete with wall and ceiling
mirrors. "I've had a lot of luck in life."

Now that his life is winding toward its conclusion, Eden
wants to make sure a slice of his wealth - accumulated
from his four West Berlin discos over the last 45 years -
goes to the last woman to have sex with him.

Fitting a playboy

"I asked myself, 'How would a playboy want to die?'" he
said. "It seemed clear that there could be no better way
than to go out with a heart attack after the grand finale.
It will be the most beautiful way to die. Simply divine."

Eden announced in August that he had signed a will with
a notary guaranteeing his final sex partner a jackpot of
250,000 euros ($240,000 US) - with only the condition
that he passes away during or just after the act.

"Sure, it was a gimmick to make myself interesting," said
Eden, who was a jazz pianist and waiter in Paris in the
1950s. "But it was a totally serious offer. I wanted to do
something as a gesture of appreciation to all the women
I've slept with, to the women who spoiled me in bed over
the years.
"The woman who gets the money at the end of the day will
get it as a representative of sorts for all the wonderful wom-
en I've had."

Flood of e-mails

A Reuters report of Edens offer in August was published
and broadcast around the world. He said it had led e-mails
to his office from women from the U.S. to Brazil and Russia.

Eden was flattered by mail from abroad, but said his hands
were full with German women. "Some wrote about how they
wanted to kill me in bed," said Eden, who appears in great
health. "I don't do any sport. I get all the exercise I need with
women."

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This story is incredibly funny to me. I don't know what else to say.

Captain Obvious · Oct 31, 2002, 02:36 AM

I am sure Hef isn't worried.

The Dude · Oct 31, 2002, 02:41 AM

Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
I am sure Hef isn't worried.

Hef doesn't even know where he is anymore.

nforcer · Oct 31, 2002, 02:59 AM

Anna Nicole Smith is gonna try and find that guy

L'enfanTerrible · Oct 31, 2002, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by nforcer:
Anna Nicole Smith is gonna try and find that guy

Eden is too smart for that wascally wabbit

Siddhartha · Oct 31, 2002, 03:38 AM

$240,000

I thought the guy would be worth more than that. Having sex with me for money would at least set someone back $240,001, and a few packs of tropical punch Kool-Aid.

RAzaRazor · Oct 31, 2002, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by nforcer:
Anna Nicole Smith is gonna try and find that guy

Geez, yeah. 300lbs of her fat ass would be enough to kill any man just by getting on top of him.

DaKiwi2788 · Oct 31, 2002, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by RAzaRazor:

Geez, yeah. 300lbs of her fat ass would be enough to kill any man just by getting on top of him.

Oh man! I finally stopped laughing and then I read that. That is the funniest thing I have ever read.

thunderous_funker · Oct 31, 2002, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by RAzaRazor:

Geez, yeah. 300lbs of her fat ass would be enough to kill any man just by getting on top of him.

I would think there would be a "no suffocation" clause or other such clauses to protect this guy from just getting snuffed in bed. Maybe witnesses to assure that's it's actually the act of copulation that killed him rather than a down pillow down the windpipe or syringe of morpheine or whatever.

Hell, I might be tempted to bugger the old fart into the great beyond for a quarter of a million bucks. After aggressive therapy, i'd still have plenty of money to do some leisurely travelling

$aint68 · Oct 31, 2002, 05:23 PM

90% of women= WHORES.

- Ca$h

denim · Oct 31, 2002, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by $aint68:
90% of women= WHORES.

You're an optimist. 99%+ of EVERYONE are whores. What's your point?

Codename · Oct 31, 2002, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by denim:
You're an optimist. 99%+ of EVERYONE are whores. What's your point?

Her point is that she is a whore.

G4ME · Oct 31, 2002, 07:04 PM

ooooh that one stings!!

But if you think about it why would anyone want to go anyother way? i give props to the old man he knows what he wants and well I think he is going to get it

Codename · Oct 31, 2002, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by G4ME:
ooooh that one stings!!

But if you think about it why would anyone want to go anyother way? i give props to the old man he knows what he wants and well I think he is going to get it

Of course, he'll have to have his lawyers watch ever single act from now on so that they know no woman murders him or forces him to unusual strain with the intent to kill.

Or at least tape all of them for the lawyers. I bet once he goes, that tape will be all over the net...