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Do you wanna be James Bond?
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I'm at the sneak point.
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Do you have the knack for discovering the truth? Have you ever had that feeling that maybe there was a world wide conspiracy in your own backyard? Does your neighbor have a beard? Did he say something about 9/11?
Let us know cos we'll get'em for ya..
Sincerly,
DubyaDubyaDubya.Bush.com
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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James Bond is an upper class twit who throws tax payers money away on gambling and then pockets the profit.
Dr. No should have fried him.
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Moderator  Join Date: May 2001
Location: Hilbert space
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I'd rather be Austin Powers ... 
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Garden of Paradise Motel, Suite 3D
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What do you mean "wanna be"? I AM James Bond, as far as YOU know.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Sign up for Citizen Corps today, and you will become James Bond, or Austin Powers, or to a lesser extent Triple X. You will be granted a licence to kill, a personalized midget and you will inheret special powers over women. Guaranteed*.
*this is not a guarantee. Clients may be subject to a loss of freedoms and/or individuality.
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Any time I see a James Bond flick there's always a solid day of wanting to be James Bond for a while... so long as I live like he always ends up doin', it'd be pretty wild... ^_~
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Senior User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: On yo momma
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Senior User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: On yo momma
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This thread is too silly!
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"Devil ether, it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision. No balance. Numb Tongue. The mind recoills in horror. Unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interresting, because you can watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it"
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Originally posted by arrested502:
This thread is too silly!
Thanks 
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Portland, OR
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Wanting to be James Bond is why I bought my car (well, not really.) It's a metalic grey british sport coupe (Jaguar XJS not Aston-Martin). It really kicks ass. I was going to go with the Bond theme and install switches that light up that said things like "oil slick" but I haven't got around to it (yet). Oh ya, the switches would really be to control the navigation system that is hidden by a motorized wood panel. People always come up to me and go "wow, I can just imagine Bond driving that. It really looks like a bond car."
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-THIS SPACE FOR RENT-
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Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Atlanta
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Originally posted by L'enfanTerrible:
[B]Do you have the knack for discovering the truth? Have you ever had that feeling that maybe there was a world wide conspiracy in your own backyard? Does your neighbor have a beard? Did he say something about 9/11?
I don't think I have the intestinal fortitude to even consider being Bush's 007. I am too busy looking for a job.
-DrSpk
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iChat/AOL: DJTcl
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Mac Enthusiast
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: sc aka hell
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Let me think
Get to drive a whole bunch of sweet cars
Kill evil people
Get laid by Halle Berry (& all the other James Bond chicks)
Sounds great to me
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Europe
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James Bond is my alter ego
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2002
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I love how everyone who replied had a crack about 007, but no one touched the topic of Citizen Corps, like it was Ebola or something..
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Moderator Join Date: May 2001
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Makes me feel safer ... on the other side of the big pond
At least they didn't post guidelines �how I can spot a terrorist preparing a deadly, malicious attack on the civilized world (i. e. America).
Letting amateurs do jobs that are supposed for professionals ...
As I said, I'd rather be Austin Powers ...
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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