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Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence
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This is getting unreal. I wonder how are they going to prove it.
(Camden) Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence - Community - VillageSoup
CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.
According to this week's Fire Cracker school newsletter though, the joke's on the boys as the penalty for "intentional farting" is now a detention.
"Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS," the newsletter said. "It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!"
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"Now class, your all getting a detention for breathing in class." Thats next.
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I'd hate to be in the same detention room with all those offenders.
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"School isn't a place for farting, dammit!"
Our educational system is a joke.
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Originally Posted by Shaddim 
Our educational system is a joke.
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"Intentional flatulence"?
Surely that sort of skill should be awarded. All mine are involuntary.
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Unreasonable/stupid implementation of a reasonable objective?
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I hope they don't serve baked beans in the cafeteria.
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