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"The Perfect Penis." OMG! [not what you think]
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Spliff
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Apr 5, 2006, 03:17 AM
 
Definitely NSFW.

http://www.totallycrap.com/media/theperfectpenis/

I'm dumbfounded by this. Can this be real or is it another internet hoax? Apparently, this guy has been injecting his penis with silicone. It's grotesquely large and swollen.
     
Ratm
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Apr 5, 2006, 03:23 AM
 
hahahaha....you've finally topped the black man in penis area but it doesn't work! hahahaha </flip mode baby>
     
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Apr 5, 2006, 03:33 AM
 
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Apr 5, 2006, 08:25 AM
 
Originally Posted by Spliff
Definitely NSFW.

http://www.totallycrap.com/media/theperfectpenis/

I'm dumbfounded by this. Can this be real or is it another internet hoax? Apparently, this guy has been injecting his penis with silicone. It's grotesquely large and swollen.
It's real, i can provide a link should you want to talk to mark yourself.

Of course i won't post here because of the sensitive nature of the lounge regulars
These people are Americans. Don't expect anything meaningful or... uh... normalcy...
     
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Apr 5, 2006, 08:34 AM
 
Proud....wait, no I'm not.®
     
moodymonster
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Apr 5, 2006, 08:44 AM
 
perfect in: you piss everywhere and can't have any form of sex? Pretty much a non-penis.
     
Spliffdaddy
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Apr 5, 2006, 09:09 AM
 
Even if it worked he would never be able to have sex.

Ain't like anybody would hang around after he whipped that puppy outta his pants.

And I thought I had it bad.
     
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Apr 5, 2006, 09:57 AM
 
     
jersey
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Apr 5, 2006, 10:20 AM
 
um....er....I uh.....well..... think his mom is proud of him?

what a jackass.
     
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Apr 5, 2006, 10:58 AM
 
Thats disgusting
     
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Apr 5, 2006, 11:53 AM
 
Some guys have a fetish for big wee wee's like that. They purposely inject saline into there dink to make it swell like that.

"She's gone from suck to blow!"
     
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Apr 5, 2006, 01:17 PM
 
Great, I'm going to inject my face with loads silicon and challenge people's ideas of what a face should look like!
     
Dark Helmet
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Apr 5, 2006, 01:43 PM
 
Originally Posted by 11011001
Great, I'm going to inject my face with loads silicon and challenge people's ideas of what a face should look like!
Seriously, it isn't much different than woman making HUGE boobs or Vagina Facelifts.

"She's gone from suck to blow!"
     
moodymonster
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Apr 5, 2006, 01:44 PM
 
I wasn't sure it was real or not and google searched, I wish I hadn't - that's a whole world I was happier not knowing about.

Guess I'm too sensitive.
     
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Apr 5, 2006, 06:15 PM
 
Yes, he has "made me think." Right now I'm thinking "WHAT THE BLEEP WAS HE THINKING!!??!!??" Piercing a penis is kind of odd, and can result in adjustments, but at least it's (generally) still functional in its orignial role. And frankly there are a lot of times that I think about my own penis during the day---but I DO NOT think about making it a gross blob of tissue. I'm quite fond of the "normal functions" of my penis, and I just do not see why someone would go to the long term extremes needed to take body modification THIS FAR.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep tonight because of this...

Glenn -----OTR/L, MOT, Tx
     
   
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