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I farted. (Page 4)
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Originally Posted by turtle777
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You just can't handle the truth!
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Originally Posted by turtle777
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you just dont get it, MAN. go +1 some political topics or something.
put some freaking PLASTIC on your head or get the hell OUT. NOW.
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I have plastic on my head now.
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Guess who!?!?!
So this is where all you guys hang out!
Gotta love the frisbees! They are the only round plastic things I own (excluding the codoms that are hidden away somewhere. )
Yeah Frisbee!! I am even wearing my special frisbee socks!
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oh wow. now it's on.
sup UL?
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Yay! You guessed right!!
Thought I'd check this place out again since its been like forever!
Theres more happening here than the other place!!
Wagwan?
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Always is. That's why I tend to not hang out here...stimulation overload. Or somethin'.
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wow...
edit:I'm shocked. Isn't there an election, or a bottle of wine to be drunk or something?
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Last edited by paul w; May 5, 2005 at 06:50 PM.
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Errrg, I'm staying away from wine for a while.
I still feel like puking everytime I look at my kitchen floor.....memories...
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Originally Posted by xjustbeautifulx
Yay! You guessed right!!
Theres more happening here than the other place!!
Edit out the 96% chaff, and anything psoted by ******** and it ends up being about the same.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Originally Posted by TailsToo
This thread has cracked me up many times; so I give
you this.
Tried the 15 week old puppy - but That's so Not gonna work.
Rubber chicken and ape were easiest to fit.
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awesome.
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Is that a skeleton in your "closet" or are you just happy to see me?
The rubber chicken is making goo-goo eyes at it, whatever it is.
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Originally Posted by boots
Is that a skeleton in your "closet" or are you just happy to see me?
The rubber chicken is making goo-goo eyes at it, whatever it is.
I got the skeleton thing at a craft show. Sort of a Halloween decoration.
The artist is a young gal about 25, who does shows in the Sacramento
area, around Xmas time only.
She does the neatest, ugly dolls - all out of vintage fabrics, and antiques.
I have pieces of hers that incorporate bed springs, old door knobs,
house keys, and antique nails.
I really like her Tim Burton sense of humor.
Her stuff is very unique, and she never makes duplicates; my husband
and Mom say "this is probably good that she doesn't."
I usually keep her things in my painting studio; this one slipped
into the house last Fall.
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I seriously just busted a nasty one off. Smelled like Wendy's. I'm so awesome, I can't even explain it.
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You're too close to making clinically insane. I demand that you start posting where you are truly appreciated again.
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Originally Posted by chris v
(six months late. As usual)
It's a viking hat. but at least it's plastic.
I'm movin' to Florida, where all the sausages dance like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in traffic jam. & I'm gonna potty train me the Chairman Mao.
When I go down Florida Way,
They're ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not, should
Not do.
Hu hah! Butthole Surfers
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The gene pool needs cleaning - I'll be the chlorine.
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right then.
back to plastic on heads. i submit to you this GIS find.
[img[http://cyberpeasant.off.net/vegas03/bag_head.jpg[/img]
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Originally Posted by scaught
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Don't have much to contribute, so I'll just fix your image.
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Last edited by chris v; May 15, 2005 at 08:40 PM.
Reason: oops.)
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Originally Posted by vexborg
Hu hah! Butthole Surfers
As fitting a tribute to hte Fad as I could muster, yes.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Why have I not yet posted in this thread?
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My turn: When someone smells my farts I like to say, "You know... that air was in my ass."
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Originally Posted by PurpleGiant
Why have I not yet posted in this thread?
Good question, dude. You better get on that.
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Originally Posted by PurpleGiant
Why have I not yet posted in this thread?
When are you going to do some more member drawings?
(just posting in this thread for the little red dot)
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Originally Posted by PurpleGiant
Why have I not yet posted in this thread?
Because you suck in the plastic headgear, bag or otherwise, photograph department, which frankly surprises me. You're pretty good in the "me with babes" picture department, and the "me with food" picture department. Maybe you can make this a growth experience. Can we have a pic of you and a babe, eating poutine with plastic bags on your heads?
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Originally Posted by chris v
Because you suck in the plastic headgear, bag or otherwise, photograph department, which frankly surprises me. You're pretty good in the "me with babes" picture department, and the "me with food" picture department. Maybe you can make this a growth experience. Can we have a pic of you and a babe, eating poutine with plastic bags on your heads?
That would make life worth living.
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As if this got to four pages before I finally clicked on it.
As i suspected, a quality thread.
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No doubt. I'm shootin' for four more. laughingoutloud
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'Fad: I thought of you today.
I got gas.
I don't think they are related, though.
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Originally Posted by chris v
Can we have a pic of you and a babe, eating poutine with plastic bags on your heads?
Poutine?
Is that like Ovaltine but less oval-y and more...
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it's French Canadian. Obviously plastic bags and babes would have been just too easy for you.
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Originally Posted by paul w
it's French Canadian. Obviously plastic bags and babes would have been just too easy for you.
I just did a Google image search for poutine, and it came up with this. What is that shit?? Chips with cheese and gravy on them?
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Originally Posted by PurpleGiant
I just did a Google image search for poutine, and it came up with this. What is that shit?? Chips with cheese and gravy on them?
Bloody Philistine.
GET ON WITH IT!!
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stretch this thread out like taffy.
mmm...
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I'll post to that. To the never ending thread of nothingness!
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mmmmmm, Mrs. Incredible from behind.
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I just farted and all I could think of was this thread. Macnn thou hast infected my brain.
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Originally Posted by Axo1ot1
Nothingness nothing.
(...)
There is nothing.
Nothing ever was
Nothing is a house never bought
Nothing comes after this wildbright Joke
Nothing sits on nothing in a nothing of many nothings
a nothing king
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Originally Posted by chris v
(...)
There is nothing.
Nothing ever was
Nothing is a house never bought
Nothing comes after this wildbright Joke
Nothing sits on nothing in a nothing of many nothings
a nothing king
--Corso
Quit trying to smart the thread up, vreeland.
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Originally Posted by Axo1ot1
Quit trying to smart the thread up, vreeland.
I'd put a bag over his head, but he's dead.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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