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Poop Today?
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Yes I did.
Not sure I am getting enough fibre.
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"angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress"
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There's a "fibre channel" joke in there somewhere.
But I wouldn't dream of making it.
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Finally, a poop thread. I also pooped today.
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You should see the size of the turds of the Wookie! Lookie!!!
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I had a small bowel movement, probably will have more.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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I'm not sure which poop thread I should post in.
Any suggestions ?
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This might belong in the Pol Lounge.
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yes. and i will poop tomorrow as well. Poop is so predictable.
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Originally Posted by Artful Dodger
yes. and i will poop tomorrow as well. Poop is so predictable.
Yes, it's a very normal bodily function. Peristalsis at its best.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
This might belong in the Pol Lounge.
i only produce non-partisan poop.
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i poop like 4x a day, easy. the other day it was 7.
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Originally Posted by scaught
i poop like 4x a day, easy. the other day it was 7.
get that sh*t checked out.
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Originally Posted by scaught
i poop like 4x a day, easy. the other day it was 7.
Are you serious ?
Your poop system must have a leak or something...
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Mmmm....
Talk about content!
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"Criticism is a misconception: we must read not to understand others but to understand ourselves.”
Emile M. Cioran
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Originally Posted by scaught
i poop like 4x a day, easy. the other day it was 7.
Some scared sh*t!
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"Criticism is a misconception: we must read not to understand others but to understand ourselves.”
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i probably poop between 1 and three times a day depending on what i've been chowing down on and at what time.
@SCAUGHT
My GF has irratible bowl syndrome and she can get the shits up to seven times a day by the smells of things try cutting **** like white bread out of your diet, you might have siliacs (SP?) disease or something like that.
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Originally Posted by Artful Dodger
i only produce non-partisan poop.
I wonder if partisan poop looks different than normal poop, or if partisan Democrat poop looks different than Republican poop? Ditto for the Bloc, Liberals, Tories, and NDP!
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Originally Posted by Albert Pujols
get that sh*t checked out.
haha. i eat a healthy nigh-vegan diet, take vitamins and drink upwards of 2 liters of water a day. no pop. no caffiene. theres nothing to get "checked out".
actually, 4 times a day is a bit rare. 3 times a day is pretty normal. if you only move your bowels once a day or less, i think thats insane.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I wonder if partisan poop looks different than normal poop, or if partisan Democrat poop looks different than Republican poop? Ditto for the Bloc, Liberals, Tories, and NDP!
Yes. Liberal Democrat and Labour poop comes out looking like policy documents and election manifestos.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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I don't eat peanuts but they're always in there.
What's up wid dat?
Fibre is your friend and eat lotza yogurt.
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Originally Posted by Rolling Bones
I don't eat peanuts but they're always in there.
What's up wid dat?
Fibre is your friend and eat lotza yogurt.
Maybe someone is entering your room late at night and is shoving them up your butt when you're asleep....let me ask you a question, when you wake-up do you have a big smile on your face but your butt hurts real bad? If so, we've solved the mystery!
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Originally Posted by Dork.
Is there nothing sacred!!??
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god damn macnn is going into the shitter
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Has a duplicate thread ever taken a life of own quite like this? Outstanding teamwork, fellas, outstanding...
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Originally Posted by scaught
haha. i eat a healthy nigh-vegan diet, take vitamins and drink upwards of 2 liters of water a day. no pop. no caffiene. theres nothing to get "checked out".
actually, 4 times a day is a bit rare. 3 times a day is pretty normal. if you only move your bowels once a day or less, i think thats insane.
Actually, my gastroenterologist probably wouldn't be too happy if I told him I was taking a dump 3 or more times a day. Then again, I probably have a diffrent diet than you. You vegans are crazy
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OK fine, 3-4 times a day. But if you're waking up in the middle of the night to poop...like a vegetablarian I know...there's something wrong. That's just not right. Somebody needs to eat a big ol' rib eye or something.
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That seems like a bit too much Sky. Really....
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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I try to poop at least once a day. I only eat once a day so I try to download as much as I upload.
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Coffee makes me poop.
Dunno why.
Cigarettes do too.
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Twice, but it was a busy day (woke up in SF, but now back in Dallas
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About once a day, give or take.
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Any ramblings are entirely my own, and do not represent those of my employers, coworkers, friends, or species
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Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster
I try to poop at least once a day. I only eat once a day so I try to download as much as I upload.
Ding ding ding!
That's what researchers and medicos say is proper pooper frequency, as you and a few others have mentioned.
Poop as many times a day as you eat.
That is ideal.
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Originally Posted by TailsToo
Twice, but it was a busy day (woke up in SF, but now back in Dallas
So, you left your poop in San Francisco.
Was it on a hill? Does it call to you?
Does it wait for you above the blue and windy seas?
If you go back do you think your poop will shine for you? Or, for me?
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Originally Posted by ink
Coffee makes me poop.
Dunno why.
Cigarettes do too.
coffee makes you poop. natural ex-lax, man.
Originally Posted by Albert Pujols
Actually, my gastroenterologist probably wouldn't be too happy if I told him I was taking a dump 3 or more times a day. Then again, I probably have a diffrent diet than you. You vegans are crazy
heh. ya man, theres nothing slowing it down. heh. i've had poop dreams before where im sound asleep, but have to poop really bad. then im like half awake and thinking, man, it would be nice if i could crap. im really uncomfortable. then i realize im half awake and go to the loo at some odd ass hour.
Originally Posted by BlueSky
My poo is blue. True.
i've had green before (drink a bunch of grape soda, for some reason it comes out green and not blue), what are you eating to make it blue?
poop is my favorite subject.
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I take long one since I like to read on the toilet. My friends say I'm really predictable about it. As soons as I get home I'm in the bathroom. Magazines everywhere!
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Originally Posted by scaught
haha. i eat a healthy nigh-vegan diet, take vitamins and drink upwards of 2 liters of water a day. no pop. no caffiene. theres nothing to get "checked out".
actually, 4 times a day is a bit rare. 3 times a day is pretty normal. if you only move your bowels once a day or less, i think thats insane.
That's a lot of sphincterial bacteria hanging around.
There's nothing unhealthy about once-a-day (my ave. frequency, sometimes twice-). However, an unproper vegan diet is quite unhealthy -- luckily you take vitamins and hopefully they're the right ones.
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Originally Posted by scaught
...what are you eating to make it blue?
Smurfs.
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Originally Posted by Stradlater
That's a lot of sphincterial bacteria hanging around.
There's nothing unhealthy about once-a-day (my ave. frequency, sometimes twice-). However, an unproper vegan diet is quite unhealthy -- luckily you take vitamins and hopefully they're the right ones.
what could possibly be "hanging around" when i'm moving my bowels several times a day?
ANY "unproper diet" is unhealthy.
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Originally Posted by scaught
what could possibly be "hanging around" when i'm moving my bowels several times a day?
Bacteria.
ANY "unproper diet" is unhealthy.
True. However, it's much harder to have a proper diet as a vegan. Supplements are required to get all the nutrients you need.
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
Smurfs.
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Originally Posted by Stradlater
are required to get all the nutrients you need.
required isnt the truth. the only thing that is "scarce" in vegan food land is B12, but you can still get it.
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