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cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 08:13 PM

I was refering to you, turtle. Excuse me, go to feed my dog!

turtle777 · Apr 28, 2009, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

I was refering to you, turtle. Excuse me, go to feed my dog!

And I was refering to YOU

*facepalm*

-t

besson3c · Apr 28, 2009, 08:18 PM

Why the hell should he be banned? Isn't banning reserved for actual serious offenses? What did he do, besides allegedly invite some piano player here?

CharlesS · Apr 28, 2009, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Here is Alexander from Star Trek:

<snip>]

I prefer Alexander Nevsky.

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 08:21 PM

I prefer the Alexander who is my friend. AND I prefer that people do not change the name of threads that I started.

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Why the hell should he be banned? Isn't banning reserved for actual serious offenses? What did he do, besides allegedly invite some piano player here?

he's not just any piano player. He's a good one, and he's a mac user. Therefore, he has legitimate reason to be on these forums. Don't treat him badly, I'm his friend and I will stand up for him.

I can tell this is going to be one of the crazy threads that gets locked, and we all end up humiliated.

turtle777 · Apr 28, 2009, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Why the hell should he be banned? Isn't banning reserved for actual serious offenses? What did he do, besides allegedly invite some piano player here?

As far as I can see, secret double nicks fur socketpuppetery purpose are NOT allowed at 'NN.

-t

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 08:28 PM

"Secret double nicks fur soketpuppetry purpose"?

Turtle, you must believe me, we are honestly 2 different people.

Spheric Harlot · Apr 28, 2009, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

No, that’s Chris’ line.

Mornin', guv'nor!

Spheric Harlot · Apr 28, 2009, 08:44 PM

BTW, ThinkInsane unexpectedly but resoundingly RULES this thread.

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 08:44 PM

By "Chris", did you guys mean ME?

Spheric Harlot · Apr 28, 2009, 08:45 PM

No.

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

BTW, ThinkInsane unexpectedly but resoundingly RULES this thread.

Pah! Would someone ask him to name it back to the original title?

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

No.

Who did you mean?

turtle777 · Apr 28, 2009, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

Who did you mean?

No is German for f*** off.

-t

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 08:48 PM

Oh, EXCUSE F******* ME!

besson3c · Apr 28, 2009, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by CharlesS

I prefer Alexander Nevsky.

Love that music. I had the pleasure of actually watching it performed live against the silent movie it was originally scored for. Very cool!

besson3c · Apr 28, 2009, 08:51 PM

turtle dude, you need to learn to relax. Go take a dump or something, whatever it takes you to loosen up a little!

Kerrigan · Apr 28, 2009, 08:52 PM

Would you guys rather have Zac Efron top you, or would you want to top him?

turtle777 · Apr 28, 2009, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

turtle dude, you need to learn to relax. Go take a dump or something, whatever it takes you to loosen up a little!

Why ? Just because I don't like your new nick ?

Come on, Besson, this has your name written all over it.

You know the old saying: it looks like sh!t, it smells like sh!t, it feels like sh!t...

-t

besson3c · Apr 28, 2009, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Would you guys rather have Zac Efron top you, or would you want to top him?

I don't like the whole messed up hair look that guys have going on these days, it looks dumb.

besson3c · Apr 28, 2009, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Why ? Just because I don't like your new nick ?

Come on, Besson, this has your name written all over it.

You know the old saying: it looks like sh!t, it smells like sh!t, it feels like sh!t...

-t

It's not my nick, but even if it were this is no excuse for such rudeness on your part. It's not like some crime has been committed.

Spheric Harlot · Apr 28, 2009, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

You know the old saying: it looks like sh!t, it smells like sh!t, it feels like sh!t...

…you're probably wearing it?

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 09:01 PM

Just change the thread title back to the original. Or better yet, lock the whole thing, or better yet, DELETE IT!

besson3c · Apr 28, 2009, 09:07 PM

Also, if something looked and smelled like ****, why would you feel it?

Spheric Harlot · Apr 28, 2009, 09:10 PM

Sounds like a failed Zen koan

Railroader · Apr 28, 2009, 09:10 PM

Woo hooo!!!

This thread is soooo fun!

Inserting LOLCAT in 3... 2... 1...

OK, now the thread is complete.

Cold Warrior · Apr 28, 2009, 09:10 PM

Sockpuppeting is frowned upon but we can't find any indications of it here.

The thread title stays. Welcome to life in the Lounge.

We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongues, at our peril, risk and hazard.

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 09:15 PM

You're right. There aren't any indications to find (that I know of). However, I don't think mods (or anyone) should go around changing the names of people's threads.

scaught · Apr 28, 2009, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

You're right. There aren't any indications to find (that I know of). However, I don't think mods (or anyone) should go around changing the names of people's threads.

You're kind of boring.

Cold Warrior · Apr 28, 2009, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

You're right. There aren't any indications to find (that I know of). However, I don't think mods (or anyone) should go around changing the names of people's threads.

It's all part of the grand moderator conspiracy.

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 09:26 PM

Uh, yeah. Who's your supervisor (if you have one).

I still say, it's not right to change the name of this thread. The title does not reflect the intended purpose and I demand it be changed back.

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by scaught

You're kind of boring.

How so?

brassplayersrock² · Apr 28, 2009, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

Uh, yeah. Who's your supervisor (if you have one).

I still say, it's not right to change the name of this thread. The title does not reflect the intended purpose and I demand it be changed back.

I have a quest for you. it might involve risking your own life in order to know the answer to your question. if you accept, reply to this post in this thread in the next 5 minutes.

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 09:32 PM

OK, you know what. I'll just ignore this thread! Obviously, it's just Jibber-Jabber that I don't need to be here for. Cold Warrior, or whoever did, please don't change my thread titles again.

Your Boyfriend Is HUGE · Apr 28, 2009, 09:42 PM

hey

design219 · Apr 28, 2009, 09:44 PM

hello

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

I have a quest for you. it might involve risking your own life in order to know the answer to your question. if you accept, reply to this post in this thread in the next 5 minutes.

Yeah, I didn't see this until now. What is your quest, then I'll tell you if I accept.

ThinkInsane · 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

Just change the thread title back to the original. Or better yet, lock the whole thing, or better yet, DELETE IT!

No no and no. Why are you asking other people to ask me? Let your fingers do the talking son. But since you were the OP, I'll do you the courtesy of providing you with my rationale. This here thread was going nowhere fast. It was beginning to meander topic-wise, with accusations of sockpuppeting and people with their mouths full of bait and this and that. I was going to lock your thread, which would have caused it to slowly drop out of existence, never to be seen again. But I saw a glimmer of potential in the fact that there were some amusing comments here and there. Instead of locking a thread, as we so often do, I decided to give your thread a new lease on life. To allow it to grow and mature into its own unique and interesting entity. To let it evolve into a thread the likes of which we here at MacNN Forums have never seen, let alone been a party to. A stream of consciousness to rival the greatest threads in the history of internet message boards. And you're a part of that Chief. You started it!

Now, you can keep calling for locking this and locking that, or you can embrace your newfound glory, and participate. The choice is yours. Do you want in, or do you just want to stand on the sidelines while the big kids have all the fun and reap all the rewards? Don't you want to be a part of something bigger than yourself? This thread is no longer what it was (and honestly, I'm not really sure what it was), but is now what it is.

I mean look at this mob. Look at them! Sad and lonely, with this thread as the only potential ray of sunshine in there otherwise dreary lives. Would you take that away? Think about what you'd be denying these fine folks. Turtle recently lost his job manually stimulating horses for reproductive purposes due to the poor economy. Do you want to deprive him of his one glimmer of hope in these dark times? Besson has never seen a real woman naked (I know bess, but seriously if she used to be a dude it doesn't really count). Are you going to deprive him of this thread, where he can feel relatively normal, without judgement from his peers? Spheric Harlot collects antique soda can pull-tabs. What kind of life is that? Sweet christ on a cupcake, Space Monkey has never been to space and judging by his picture, he's not even a proper monkey. Maybe a bush baby at best. Oisín is a female to male transexual who lives his life as a female transvestite. I could go on, but do I really need to? This thread is all these people have!

Think long and hard about your decision here. Son, I'll be honest, you can either **** where you eat, or you can go on about how you want this locked and you don't like that and TI changed the title of my thread. Do you really want to be responsible for some of the saddest people I've ever met being even sadder? That would make you a monster, not that I'm the judgmental type. If you can live with that, you're a stronger man than I.

And besides, I had five of these

in me when I joined in these reindeer games, and let me tell ya, at 20% abv it's about like a backfist to the cerebellum. Makes you do all kinds of loopy things. It's no excuse. But I'm still not changing the title back or locking it. You are free to start a new thread, but this one now belongs to the collective.

Personally, I think you should just go with the flow and join in. Tell us something random and go with it. What's on your mind, Sparky? How was your day at school? Seen any good movies lately? How 'bout them Mets? Work with us here!

Your Boyfriend Is HUGE · Apr 28, 2009, 10:02 PM

double post, sorry

Your Boyfriend Is HUGE · Apr 28, 2009, 10:03 PM

hi i googled FTM tranvestite and saw this thread.

"Oisín is a female to male transexual who lives his life as a female transvestite. I could go on, but do I really need to? This thread is all these people have!"

Who is he? Are there pics?

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 10:03 PM

See, I'm a very logical thinker. I take almost everything literally and rarely have FUN over here. Something to work on. Sorry for trying to ruin everybody's fun. My day at school was good. Except for my CRAZY theater teacher, who is good at theater, but horrible at teaching it.

Patty · Apr 28, 2009, 10:07 PM

This thread is hillarious!

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 10:10 PM

Yeah, I know. But Thanks to TI (thinkinsane) I am having fun with the rest of you. BTW, just to let you guys know, I'm in junior high school.

ThinkInsane · Apr 28, 2009, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

See, I'm a very logical thinker. I take almost everything literally and rarely have FUN over here. Something to work on. Sorry for trying to ruin everybody's fun. My day at school was good. Except for my CRAZY theater teacher, who is good at theater, but horrible at teaching it.

It's okay son, we're here to help. Remember the words of the prophet wlonh, who saideth "Laugh and the whole lounge laugheth with you, weep and the whole lounge laugheth at you". Words to live by around here. We'll beat a sense of humor into you yet, even if it kills you! Now where my humor bat at?

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

Yeah, I know. But Thanks to TI (thinkinsane) I am having fun with the rest of you. BTW, just to let you guys know, I'm in junior high school.

That's fine, our best results are always when we raise them up from pups. I shall mold you in my own graven image

cwkmacuser · 10:21 PM

Oh, don't kill me, please!

BTW, Alexander should be on in a couple of hours. He's in Junior High, too. Do you want him to post here?

(These two things aren't related)

Andy8 · Apr 28, 2009, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

I demand it be changed back.

When was this a democracy?

cwkmacuser · Apr 28, 2009, 10:25 PM

It wasn't.

Andy8 · Apr 28, 2009, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by cwkmacuser

It wasn't.

Exactly.

SpaceMonkey · Apr 28, 2009, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by ThinkInsane

Sweet christ on a cup cake, Space Monkey has never been to space and judging by his picture, he's not even a proper monkey. Maybe a bush baby at best.

A man can dream!