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I do find it funny that the two countries with the world's largest populations have penises toward the smaller end of the scale.
Must be a motion of the ocean thing.
And I do find it weird that the US ranks so low. Nearly everybody in the US is either of European, African or Latin American descent... all of which are areas that rank higher.
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I suspect that isn't hard data.
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Does this verify the theory that the size of one's manhood is inversely proportionate to one's IQ?
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You think short penises are bad, there are no penises at all in many regions including Madagascar, Tanzania, and Kenya.
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Originally Posted by ebuddy
You think short penises are bad, there are no penises at all in many regions including Madagascar, Tanzania, and Kenya.
But they have highly sophisticated and very advanced in vitro programmes.
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Originally Posted by Lateralus
And I do find it weird that the US ranks so low. Nearly everybody in the US is either of European, African or Latin American descent... all of which are areas that rank higher.
Perhaps those that felt the need to compensate for something thought they could make up for it by discovering new lands.
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Originally Posted by Chongo
Does this verify the theory that the size of one's manhood is inversely proportionate to one's IQ?
No, but it does explain the US superiority complex.
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This thread is crap.
Where's the chart for boob size and perky nipple length?
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Originally Posted by Doofy
This thread is crap.
Where's the chart for boob size and perky nipple length?
I thought you were still collecting the data for that one?
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Originally Posted by Doofy
This thread is crap.
Where's the chart for boob size and perky nipple length?
Boob size alone is deceiving. That D cup means nothing if she's 360 pounds. Wasn't there a study done a while back about how British women wore the biggest bras, but it's likely because so many British women are obese? (yep: here)
Originally Posted by Oisín
I thought you were still collecting the data for that one?
Is this a question?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Is this a question?
You think it doesn’t have the typical markings of one?
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Originally Posted by Oisín
You think it doesn’t have the typical markings of one?
No?
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Originally Posted by Oisín
I thought you were still collecting the data for that one?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Boob size alone is deceiving. That D cup means nothing if she's 360 pounds. Wasn't there a study done a while back about how British women wore the biggest bras, but it's likely because so many British women are obese?
Yep, British women are obese. That's why I like foreign chicks.
(Greek ATM, and possibly the last).
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In the animal world, penis size is roughly proportional to rape incidence.
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Them whales is right bastards.
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Originally Posted by OldManMac
I suspect that isn't hard data.
Ha Ha!
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Having Finish decent, and coming from Canada, I can confidently say that my penis is a very nice size. I imagine our French population helps bring the numbers up as well. I think probably the only reason our numbers aren't higher is because of the numbers of chinese immigrants flooding into Vancouver, and the constant influx of Filipinos.
(Also in general, yes there is a reason gay asians are so bitchy... nobody wants them in bed.)
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How did they get the data for this survey? Was it self reported or were there hot chicks in lab coats with tape measurers?
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I too am curious about the source of this data. Some of it is attributed to various studies/centers, but not very much. Sort of makes you wonder how someone would set up such a study in the first place...
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Originally Posted by ghporter
I too am curious about the source of this data. Some of it is attributed to various studies/centers, but not very much. Sort of makes you wonder how someone would set up such a study in the first place...
The map is obviously not in any way scientific; just meant as a light-hearted joke based on what may or may not be actual studies or facts.
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Of all of the threads for Salty to turn gay, I guess i should have expected this one.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Yep, British women are obese. That's why I like foreign chicks.
(Greek ATM, and possibly the last).
Yay for us Greeks.
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The world has a pénís? (confused)
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"Greek ATM?" Does ATM mean what I think it does here?
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
"Greek ATM?" Does ATM mean what I think it does here?
Yes, Doofy loves Greek cash machines.
I believe "ATM" in this context is, "at the moment."
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Originally Posted by ghporter
I too am curious about the source of this data.
I suspect airport nude scanners have been hacked by Google!
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Or - or, a team of highly skilled, er, trained women put this together.
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Originally Posted by OldManMac
I suspect that isn't hard data.
I lol'd
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What is the unit of measurement they're using on that chart?
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Why is that relevant?
Also, the link clearly shows both inches and real units.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Yep, British women are obese. That's why I like foreign chicks.
(Greek ATM, and possibly the last).
Good, more British fat birds for me.
I am curious, though, as to what you think of the following female Greek singers? Which do you think are the most attractive? Top 3? I included the most common transliterated spellings of their names along with the names written in Greek in parentheses (to copy and paste) to help you with your Google-Fu.
I don't think you'll be disappointed.
Helena Paparizou (Έλενα Παπαρίζου)
Natassa Theodoridou (Νατάσα Θεοδωρίδου)
Katy Garbi (Καίτη Γαρμπή)
Peggy Zina (Πεγκύ Ζήνα)
Despina Vandi (Δέσποινα Βανδή)
Anna Vissi (Άννα Βίσση)
Kelly Kelekidou (Κέλλυ Κελεκίδου)
Elli Kokkinou (Έλλη Κοκκίνου)
Maro Lytra (Μάρω Λύτρα)
Tamta (Τάμτα)
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Originally Posted by Person Man
Good, more British fat birds for me.
Originally Posted by Person Man
I am curious, though, as to what you think of the following female Greek singers? Which do you think are the most attractive? Top 3? I included the most common transliterated spellings of their names along with the names written in Greek in parentheses (to copy and paste) to help you with your Google-Fu.
She's told me I'm learning Greek. So that'll be fun.
Originally Posted by Person Man
Despina Vandi (Δέσποινα Βανδή)
Elli Kokkinou (Έλλη Κοκκίνου)
Maro Lytra (Μάρω Λύτρα)
Yes.
But all the rest are a little harsh or a little "meh" somehow? I think it's because they're all trying to be too mean and moody. Or something like that.
(Or maybe I'm simply comparing them to my Greek chick, and therefore I fail in objectivity).
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Originally Posted by Doofy
She's told me I'm learning Greek. So that'll be fun.
Ah, so that's what you meant by "possibly the last."
Well then, άρχισε να μάθεις! (Start learning!)
Yes.
But all the rest are a little harsh or a little "meh" somehow? I think it's because they're all trying to be too mean and moody. Or something like that.
(Or maybe I'm simply comparing them to my Greek chick, and therefore I fail in objectivity).
A little of both, I think. Greek women are pretty good at "mean and moody" looks. But you're right, compared to your αγάπη σου (your love), everyone else pales in comparison.
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She's told me I'm learning Greek. So that'll be fun.
When's the wedding?
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When's the wedding?
Whenever she says it is.
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Whenever she says it is.
Well, that's awesome! At least she'll be happy. According to the chart, your penis isn't any smaller than the average Greek guy.
Let me know if you setup a gift registry, I'll send something fun and scandalous.
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Originally Posted by ebuddy
This doesn't mean YOU rank.
Already changed my nickname to "firehose".
Resisting the urge to post this chart to Facebook. My friends may un-friend me in fear of my 10lbs of dangling fury.
Yeah, I shouldn't have read this thread.
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If your friends have reason to fear your dangling fury, the ten pounds certainly aren't the problem.
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Good news for the red areas : I read that the latest developments in penis enlargment have proven very succesful , by making all the non penis body parts smaller !
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If your friends have reason to fear your dangling fury, the ten pounds certainly aren't the problem.
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Good news for the red areas : I read that the latest developments in penis enlargment have proven very succesful , by making all the non penis body parts smaller !
Speaking of penis enlargement, as a doctor I continue to be amazed at the number of my 70 to 90 year old male patients that ask me about male "enhancement" products. They'll bring in ads and ask, "Hey Doc, is this safe to take with all my other pills?"
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Well, that's awesome! At least she'll be happy. According to the chart, your penis isn't any smaller than the average Greek guy.
Actually, I'm balancing the UK average out. If I leave, the chart loses an eighth or so.
Originally Posted by Shaddim
Let me know if you setup a gift registry, I'll send something fun and scandalous.
Ooo err! I've read your kinky-related posts - "fun and scandalous"?.. ...not sure her mum would like what you have in mind!
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